::What is more important than winning???::

Helen: Hey Fu-I mean Jason. This sure is confusin' honey...

Jason: Aw....I'm sorry Baby, but I need to do this, it's a sign of me moving up, maturing, I am no longer some stupid "Brooklyn Kid", and I am most definitely NOT going to parade around under the name that this pathetic excuse of a life form, Tate Troublesome gave me!!

Helen: Well I guess you gotta do what you gotta do...man what you did to save me was heartwarming! I mean you gave up a shot at Pimp for the Intercontinental Title just to rescue me from Sincere and that sick minded wife of his!

Jason: Helen, I have already wrestled Pimp, I have defeated him, one on one, 1-2-3. I know I can beat him, he knows I can beat him, so he didn't put his title on the line, all that proves is that Pimp is all the man I suspected...nill! But Pimp, just like you faced the Extreme Consequences from me before, just like you crumbled to the Smooth Operation, just like you were victimised by the Napalm Bomb, you will become Extinct, at the hands of the next IC Champion, T-Rex!! 

Helen: But Rex has gotta get through the winner of this tournament at Manslaughter, there is some tough competition there!

Jason: He's T-Rex honey...what more can I say? The man is the Enforcer, a living legend, they don't come any bigger or badder than him you know.

Helen: What about Deacon? He's taller, bigger than Rex..and he's part of Bad Influence, that must make him technically bigger and badder...

Jason: Jeez...technically? What's that? Some stupid Maxx Pain catchphrase? Speaking of the oaf, he seems to be developing quite the ego doesn't he? Just because he got a few cheap wins, that doesn't make him dangerous, it doesn't make him a "CareerKiller", it DOES NOT make him the {Putting on badly impersonated, deep Maxx Pain voice:} "Most Feared Intity in the World!!" {Back to normal voice} I mean who fears him? His mom? His wife when he wakes up in the morning? {Terrible, croaky woman voice:} Quick Kids!!! Run for the Hills!!!!

Helen: Alright, you've made your point Jase!

Jason: That's good to hear, talking about Macks gives me a Pain in my ass!! 

{The two are shocked, when they hear a man with a chinese accent utter the words...}

Man: You not only one!!! I break TV after Maxx Pain promo!!!

{Jason {OOC: Fubu, for those of you that still don't get it LOL} and Helen turn around to see Alburt Wuchie, wearing a traditional Chinese suit. He bows to Helen and nods at Jason}

Jason: Hey where's my bow?

Wuchie: Try next to your arrows!!! Haha!!! 

Helen: So Wuchie what's up?

Wuchie: I come after hearing stupid rumour that Fubu changed name to some loser name like Jason Makabelly or something!!! I know smart Fubu not embarrass his self with such awful, awful nickname!!

Jason: It's Makavelli and it just so happens, Mr. Wuchie that it's my real name!!!

Wuchie: Haha...Fubu always the joker eh???

Helen: {Trying to change the subject.} ..so that Maxx Pain's a real Jackass isn't he??

{Butting in from out of nowhere is Jack Ask, wearing a T-Shirt that says "Love is...", and on the back "Me and your mom!!"}

Jack: Did somebody say Jack???

Jason: Oh great, it's the walking sleazebag...uh, Jack, we're kinda busy here...

Jack: Oooh..who's a dirty boy Fubu 'ey??? Can I watch, huh? Can I??? {Ask's Jaw drops when he sees Alburt Wuchie.} Wuchie.

Wuchie: Oh look it mister originality...come to steal another of my Wuchielicious lines??? 

Jack: {Ignoring Alburt completly} So Fubu yo...

{Alburt grabs Jack and swings him around, then gets in a kung-fu style position.}

Wuchie: You ready for Kung-Wuchie now???

Jack: I was just gonna ask is your momma ready for our date, but instead I'm just going to {Subtlety flicks Wuchie in the forehead.} Seeya, wouldn't wanna be-ya!!

{Jack walks off as a cameraman enters the scene.}

Wuchie: Ah you film top class interview with Jason Makavelli and the Wuchinator!! So Jason, you competed in Contest Of Champions moments ago...you elimentated yourself to save girlfriend Helen. Wasn't that stupid? I mean Helen has goods and all but the IC Title..right up near World Title!!!

Jason: Out there, it was about more than titles, more than winning, it was about true love, and I didn't think twice about it, I saved my girl from that nasty ol' grandpa Sincere. The Jaded Dragon wanted some of my baby...

Helen: But there ain't nobody that gets some o' this other than my snookums!!

Jason: {Giggles} Helen..not when we're on TV!!!

Wuchie: Not to interupt you two lovebirds, but we have interview now remember!! So Jason, in the end it came down to T-Rex and Maxx Pain in C of C, is that what you expected???

Jason: At the moment, I don't know what to expect around here, but I honestly thought it would come down to Rex, Magic and Smooth. In fact watching the replay, I was shocked that Mack 'n' Cheese even lasted 2 seconds in there...he got lucky, that's all..next time, there's no way he could win with people like Magic, Rex, Smooth, Pitfighter, Lez, dare I say Sincere, Kool...

Wuchie: Oh yeah...you friend Luke L'Verne get beat up again by Lone Gunman...what do you think?

Jason: Aw jeez..not again!!! Will that obsessive freak just leave the guy alone for ONCE???

Wuchie: I think orders come from Tate Troublesome!

Jason: That's who I mean!!! Gosh I better go see if Luke's OK.

Wuchie: Kool can wait..this is the Fortune Cookie..I need you to speak up about GZW and HKWF and everything in between for the fans!!

Jason: 'Kay, you're kinda throwin' a million things at me at once there Wuchie...

Wuchie: Well you see Monday Manslaughter lineup...you have no match bu-

{Jason overlooks Wuchie to see a replay of Gunman viciously attacking Kool.}

Jason: I gotta go see if Luke is OK!!!

Helen: But Jas-

{Jason is gone before she can finish as the scene fades to black.}