| Crumb:
The champion, Pimp Bizkit, will defend his gold against a man he has
faced three times before, Lord John Taylor.
Samson:
These two have such a history together, this should be a hell of a
match! Of course, Pimp will come out on top...
Nelson:
These two know each other so well, it could go either way, folks.
Crumb:
Here we go, the Best of the Best go at it for the business highest
prize and to determine who is really the best this sport has to
offer.
Nelson:
What are you talking about? Pimp Bizkit has the World Heavyweight
Championship belt, he is the best, there is no question.
Samson:
Patrick is right. Like a great wrestler once said, "To be the
Man, you have to beat the Man", and right now Pimp is the Man!
Torres:
“From
Rapid City, South Dakota… Weighing in at two hundred and
forty-four pounds and standing at six feet, four inches… He is the
2004 Lord Of The Coliseum and a former CCW Unified Heavyweight
Champion… He is “The Lone Gunman” – LORD… JOHN… TAYLORRR!!!”
In
a split-second, the generally calm crowd are turned upside down by
the merciless grindcore intro of Scarlet’s “Something To Lust
About”. The Zerotron switches to an ultraviolet live shot of the
crowd as the lighting on the beach goes haywire, flickering on and
off uncontrollably yet in time to the music. The Zerotron quickly
switches to rapid-fire clips of in-ring action as “The Lone
Gunman” Lord John Taylor emerges through the curtain and steps out
onto the stage. His very presence ignites the crowd into vicious
booing but they are instantly drowned out as the chorus kicks in,
proclaiming the Lord Of The Coliseum to be “SO MUCH LARGER THAN
LIFE!!!” The lighting portraying him and the entire beach in slow
motion, Taylor continues down the ramp. Wiping a layer of sweat from
his forehead and running it back through his slicked hair, Taylor
jumps up onto the apron and steps through the middle and third
ropes. He tests the ropes and comes to a halt in the centre of the
ring as his music cuts out just as suddenly as it began. The
lighting returns to normal.
The
beach goes pitch black, and the entrance is lit up by Lime green
lights leading down to the ring and "Imperium" by
Machine Head begins to play. As the song begins to kick in Pimps
name flashes in time with the tune for a while and as soon as the
lyrics kick in there's a Flash, And Pimp appears at the top of the
ramp way. Pimp slowly and cockily walks down the ramp, sneering at
the crowd, Pimp then enters the ring by going through the ropes, and
flexing his muscles to the crowd.
The
two men stare at each other, with intensity. Senior Referee Richard
Dark holds the belt up into the air, and then signals for the bell.
Crumb:
Here we go!
Nelson:
Both these guys better have brought their "A" Game
tonight, because they are going to need it. Here we go!
After
a brief staredown they finally lock up. Pimp knees Gunman in the
midsection, then quickly hits a snap suplex. Gunman rolls to his
feet, only to be thrown back down with a Northern Lights release
suplex. Gunman stands up again, and swings with a clothesline, but
Pimp ducks underneath going behind him. Pimp takes Gunman down with
a German suplex, holds on, brings him up, and hits another German
suplex. Pimp pulls Gunman to his feet and hits a fisherman's suplex
into a pin, but Gunman kicks out after one. Pimp grabs Gunman again
and tries to lift him up for another suplex, but Gunman blocks it.
Pimp tries again, but Gunman still blocks it. Gunman strikes out
with his knee, hitting Pimp a few times, then hits his own vertical
suplex. Both men spring to their feet.
Crumb:
Hey, guys, does any of this seem strangely familiar to you? Like
this has happened before?
Nelson:
...I don't think so.
Samson:
It must be your imagination, tool.
Crumb:
No, I am serious. This is strangely reminiscent of their last two
matches together. These two are both working like well oiled
machines, and know each other's styles so well.
Nelson:
Very true. They are putting on a clinic out there.
Pimp
charges, but Gunman catches him and slams him down with a
picture-perfect Samoan drop. Pimp immediately gets up and blocks an
attempted punch from Gunman. Pimp connects with a punch of his own
and then Gunman hits one. They brawl back and forth for a little
while before Pimp tries to kick Gunman. Lord Taylor catches his leg
and spins him round, locking on a sleeperhold. Gunman is able to
subdue Pimp for a moment, but the Living Legend manages to grab one
of the ropes with his hand. Senior Ref Dark forces Gunman to release
the sleeper. Pimp grabs Gunman going for an Irish whip to the ropes,
but Gunman reverses it, sending Pimp to the ropes instead. Pimp
bounces off the ropes and Gunman connects a clothesline, sending him
down. Gunman hits a couple of quick elbow drops while Pimp is down,
then a legdrop. He pulls Pimp to his feet and sets him up for a
piledriver. He lifts the World Champ up and connects it. Gunman
covers.
One...
Two...Pimp
gets a shoulder up.
Gunman
stands and waits for Pimp to get up. Once Pimp is back on his feet,
Gunman goes for a superkick, but Pimp ducks and sweeps his leg out,
tripping the challenger. Gunman goes down and Pimp grabs his legs.
Pimp catapults him across the ring, Gunman falling flat on his face.
Pimp brings him to his feet, and sets him up for a Russian leg
sweep. But before he can finish the move, Gunman elbows him in the
chest and hits his own Russian legsweep. Gunman goes over to the
corner, climbs the first two ropes, and then dives off with a leg
drop. Pimp moves out of the way and Gunman hits nothing but mat.
Nelson:
So far we've seen a great display from these two.
Crumb:
And neither man has gotten a clear advantage over the other. Like
you said, Patrick, this could go either way!
Both
men get back to their feet. Gunman stumbles forward and walks right
into a DDT. Pimp covers, but Gunman puts his leg on the bottom rope
to break it up. The Champ whips the challenger to the ropes. As
Gunman runs back, Pimp goes for a flapjack, but Gunman anticipates
it, and flips around to land behind Pimp. He lifts Pimp up and
connects a pendulum backbreaker. Pimp is down, clenching his back in
pain. Gunman pulls him to his feet and puts him in a powerbomb
position. He lifts Pimp up, and runs across the ring. But Gunman
leans foward, putting all his weight on Gunman's shoulders. Gunman
falls flat on his back in mid-run, with Pimp on top. Pimp hooks both
legs and Senior Ref Dark counts.
One...
Two...Gunman
kicks out!
Crumb:
Lord Taylor kicks out!
Samson:
We just saw that tool!
Pimp,
slightly frustrated, whips Gunman aggressively into the corner. He
walks over and boots Gunman in the midsection a couple of times,
lifts him up to the top turnbuckle, setting up for a superplex. Pimp
is about to suplex Gunman off the top rope, but Gunman is able to
resist it. Gunman punches Pimp a couple of times, then hits a
reverse suplex from the top rope! Pimp crashes down to the mat, face
first, then rolls over onto his back. Gunman leaps off the
turnbuckle and hits an outstanding elbow drop. He covers Pimp.
One...
Two...Pimp
barely manages to kick out.
Gunman
can't believe it.
Samson:
Damn...THAT was close.
Nelson:
The World Heavyweight belt nearly changed hands there...is it only a
matter of time?
Samson:
Pimp will pull it off, somehow...I know he will.
Pimp
rolls to his knees and an upset Gunman stomps away at his chest.
Pimp absorbs the shots and manages to stand, while Gunman still
pounds away. Pimp pops Gunman in the chin with a forearm then
springs himself off the ropes. Gunman comes through with a missed
clothesline; Pimp hits the adjacent ropes. Pimp comes racing back,
Gunman jumps high with a dropkick, but Pimp stops dead in his
tracks, and Gunman crashes to the mat! Gunman comes to his feet to
meet a bulldog! Gunman picks his face off the mat, and turns it side
to side, in search of Pimp, who has leapt onto the top turnbuckle.
Gunman comes to his feet and turns around into a missile dropkick!
Crumb:
Missile dropkick!
Nelson:
Never thought I would see the day when Pimp Bizkit did a move like
that!
Samson:
This is it! Pin him Champ!
Pimp
rolls up Gunman, but the 2004 Lord of the Coliseum has found the
energy to kick out before Senior Ref Dark's hand hits the mat! Pimp
comes up expecting an explosion by Gunman but Gunman lunges forward
and sweeps Pimp's legs! Gunman is up, Pimp hops up to his feet, and
Gunman hits him with a lariat! Pimp is up and another lariat! Pimp
gets up a bit slower, Gunman boots him in the stomach, puts him in a
dominator position, lifts Pimp up, and drops him down with
tremendous force!
Nelson:
My lord what a dominator. Pimp Bizkit is out!
Pimp
rolls to his stomach and slowly gets to his feet. Gunman sets him up
for another dominator. He tries to lift the Champ, but Pimp resists!
Pimp reverses it into a back body drop. Pimp stomps on Gunman
leaving him no choice but to roll out of the ring.
Crumb:
I can't believe it! Pimp Bizkit still has some fight left in him!
Nelson:
Amazing.
Samson:
Come on Pimp! Get 'em! Get 'em!
Pimp
waits in the middle of the ring for Gunman to slowly get back to his
feet. Finally, Gunman pulls himself back into the ring. The two meet
in the center of the ring and lock up. Gunman is able to get the
advantage with a knee to the gut and whips Pimp into the ropes. As
Pimp comes off the ropes, Gunman lunges at him with a flying
clothesline that connects. Gunman pulls himself to his feet and
walks over to the Champ, pulling him off the canvas. Gunman whips
Pimp to the ropes again, but Pimp reverses and sends Gunman to the
ropes. Gunman comes flying off the ropes and Pimp catches him with
an abdominal stretch! Pimp locks it on hard in the middle of the
ring and Gunman struggles to get the ropes.
Samson:
Give up Johnny Boy! Just give up!
Gunman
tries to power his way out, but to no avail. Pimp applies more
pressure and eventually Gunman starts to scream out in pain.
Nelson:
Oh my, he could have torn abdominal muscles!
Senior
Ref Dark asks him if he wants to quit, but he shakes his head and
yells out, "Hell, No!"
Crumb:
Lord Taylor is hanging in there! It's just, I don't know how!
Pimp
keeps the hold on for a while, until it becomes clear that Gunman
won't give up anytime soon. Pimp lets go and then knees Gunman in
the gut multiple times, driving the wind out of him. He then lifts
Gunman up in a fireman's carry position and drives him down with a
stomach crusher. Pimp grabs Gunman by the arm and whips him across
into the ropes. Gunman rebounds, Pimp catches him and spins into a
hammerlock. Gunman struggles and reverses it into his own
hammerlock. Pimp fights to get position and succeeds by working in a
somewhat inverted drop toehold. Both men back to their feet.
Pimp
leads in with a left hook, Gunman takes the blow in stride, and hits
a quick snap suplex. Pimp seems a bit stunned, Gunman drops down for
a Boston crab. Pimp Bizkit struggles, kicking and pulling his way to
the ropes before any serious damage can be done. Both men up, Pimp
signals for a test of strength. Gunman accepts and the two
competitors grapple. Gunman seems to be gaining the advantage, but
Pimp swings back and forces Gunman nearly to the mat. Pimp releases,
punches once across the face, and hits a by-the-book DDT. Pimp pulls
Gunman to his feet and whips him off the ropes. Gunman rebounds into
a stunning sidewalk slam administered by Pimp. The World Champ
appears to be on top and applies a STF. Gunman struggles, managing
to break free, and Pimp lets up.
Both
men up, Pimp hits a right cross that gives him position for a
vertical suplex. He hooks, but can't lift! Gunman holds his ground,
then lifts Pimp with his own vertical suplex. Pimp hits the mat hard
but he is able to pull himself up though.
Nelson:
Goodness, look at these two go! Does it get any better than this? No
matter what they do neither can get an advantage.
Crumb:
I have to say, this may be one of the greatest examples of textbook
professional wrestling I've ever seen.
Sluggishly,
they charge toward one another. Pimp is somehow able to grab
Gunman's arm again and apply a hammerlock. Lord John Taylor grinds
his teeth in pain. Gunman slides back and reverses the move. Pimp
drops forward and brings Gunman down with him a drop toehold. Gunman
comes to his feet and Pimp whips him into the ropes. Gunman flies in
with a right hook, but Pimp ducks. Gunman turns around and Pimp
nails him with a spear.
Gunman
falls to the mat and Pimp gets to his feet. Pimp grabs a hold of
Gunman's ankle, and with his other hand Gunman's neck and pulls him
up. Pimp immediately nails Gunman with a dragon screw! Pimp pulls
Gunman back up by his ankle and neck, and hits another dragon screw!
Gunman holds his ankle and is pulled up by Pimp again. Pimp jets
around Gunman and pulls back with a German suplex, but Gunman flips
back and lands on his feet. Pimp is unaware of the perfect landing,
and as he turns around he is dropped with a chinbreaker! The Champ
holds his chin, but comes to his feet. Gunman awaits Pimp to make
his move. Pimp kicks Gunman in the gut going for a shuffle sidekick,
but Gunman grasps Pimp's foot. Gunman sweeps Pimp's free leg, then
follows through with an elbow drop to the knee.
Nelson:
That halted Pimp Bizkit, but not for long. He is up and both men are
exchanging shots!
Crumb:
GO LORD TAYLOR GO!
Samson:
GO PIMP GO!
They
strike one another over and over, both men with a burst of energy,
both men looking to wear the other back down. Pimp blocks, uppercuts
Gunman. Gunman dodges a Pimp uppercut and comes through with a
falling armbreaker! Pimp is embracing his arm and Gunman is kicking
away at it. Pimp punches at Gunman's stomach, and sends him wobbling
towards the top rope with a European uppercut! Pimp backs up,
charges forward, and joins Gunman on a trip out of the ring with a
clothesline! Gunman takes a nasty bump on the cement like sand
covered mat and Pimp tosses him back into the ring. Pimp awaits the
rising Gunman.
Nelson:
Pimp Bizkit just taunting him here, waiting for the right time to
strike.
Samson:
The right time to strike is when they are on the ground...they are
just that much closer to your foot.
The
two circle around each other. They both do a series of head fakes,
trying to outwit his opponent. Gunman follows through one of his
"fakes". He does a textbook double leg takedown. Pimp
falls on his back and Gunman takes advantage with an ankle lock.
Pimp rolls around in pain shaking free of the hold. They both rise
to their feet and stare each other down.
The
two back away from each other and begin to encircle each other
again. Gunman tries the double leg take down again but is grabbed by
the bigger Pimp and given a devastating spinebuster. Pimp runs off
the ropes and drops an elbow but Gunman rolls out of the way and to
his feet. The two exchange fists, but again the size difference
plays a factor. Pimp gets the advantage and whips Gunman off the
ropes. He leaps frogs over the charging Gunman and goes to the
opposite ropes. Pimp leaps from the edge of the ring hitting Gunman
with a shoulderblock send him crashing to the canvas. Pimp leaps to
his feet. The GZW2K1 World Heavyweight Champion taunts the crowd a
bit before he picks up Gunman to his feet and puts him in position
for a vertical suplex. Pimp lifts him totally straight and
gracefully falls back. Pimp goes for a quick pin.
One…easy
kick out.
Pimp
pulls Gunman to his feet and throws him to the ropes. As he charges
back Pimp telegraphs a back body drop. Gunman catches his wind and
connects with an implanted DDT. Pimp's head bounces off the mat.
Gunman applies an arm bar. Senior Ref Dark interrogates Pimp about
continuing and his answer is always an empathic no. Pimp pulls
himself inch by inch to the edge of the ring, pulling his and
Gunman's body weight. Pimp makes it to the ropes. Gunman holds the
move making Senior Ref Dark count.
One…
Two…
Three…
Four…
Gunman lets go.
Gunman
pulls Pimp to his feet. He throws Pimp to the corner, but halfway
through Pimp reverses sending Gunman to the corner. Pimp follows and
splashes him in the corner. Gunman's head falls but his body stays
in the corner. Pimp looks at him and slaps Gunman in the face. Pimp
viciously slams his boot into Gunman's neck. Pimp pulls Gunman off
the mat and nails a perfect running powerbomb. He then pulls Gunam
up one more time and puts him in a powerbomb position. Pimp points
up to the sky.
Samson:
This is it! The prelude to Playground Player (a combo of two
Powerbombs followed by a Samoan Drop, but too the side hooking the
leg for a pinning combination)! It's over!
Nelson:
If Pimp Bizkit hits his signature move it may just put the World
Champion over the top!
Crumb:
Lord Taylor will get out of it some how, I know he will!
Pimp
lifts Gunman up...but Gunman flips over and lands behind Pimp.
Samson:
AHH!
Gunman
grabs the back of Pimp's head and nails a perfect reverse DDT. Pimp
slowly gets to his feet and stumbles towards Gunman. The Lone Gunman
reaches out and whips Pimp into the ropes. Pimp rebounds off the
ropes and Gunman charges to nail him with a clothesline but it
almost as if it is slow
motion. Pimp is able to duck under Gunman and out of the way.
Crumb:
How could Pimp duck under that move, he couldn't have seen it
coming!
Nelson:
These two know each other's style very well. He must of reacted out
of pure instinct.
As
Pimp gets behind Gunman, Pimp is able to grab the challenger by the
head and lock on the Final Choke! Standing in the middle of
the ring Pimp locks on his debilitating katahijima. Pimp sweeps
Gunman's feet out of under him, knocking both me to the mat, but not
releasing the hold.
Nelson:
This may be it! Pimp Bizkit has the Final Choke really locked
in!
Samson:
I told you Pimp would take it in the end.
Crumb:
GET OUT LORD TAYLOR!
Gunman
violently struggles...but he can't break free. Pimp has him in the
middle of the ring. Gunman keeps on fighting, until he finally
starts to lose his energy. He is slowly fading away. Gunman goes
limp. Senior Ref Dark checks his arm. It goes down
once...twice...and then bell ring. Senior Ref Dark lifts his arm a
third time and...three! He calls for the bell.
Samson:
YES! YES! PIMP WINS! PIMP IS STILL THE CHAMP!
Herbert
Torres: Your winner, and still the World Heavyweight champion...Pimp
Bizkit!
Pimp
begins celebrating in the ring, but the timekeeper walks over to
Senior Ref Dark. The two begin to argue. After a few moments Senior
Ref Dark talks to Torres. Pimp looks confused as the officials get
in a big huddle. Finally, Torres lifts his mic back up to his mouth.
Torres:
Ladies and gentlemen, the timekeeper has informed me that the time
limit had expired before the knockout win, BUT the GZW2K1 Senior
Referee has refused to change his decision. So Pimp Bizkit is your
winner!
Crumb:
NO! TIME WAS UP! IT'S A DRAW!
Samson:
What are you talking about, Pimp won! He knocked out
in the middle of the ring, even Senior Referee Richard Dark
says so.
Nelson:
Well, that really doesn't matter. The time limit expired before Lord
Taylor was out. So like it or not, it's a draw.
Samson:
Dark doesn't seem to thing so, and then again, how can you know when
Taylor was really knocked out...maybe he was out before the bell
rang? Who knows…
Crumb:
That doesn't matter, time was expired.
Nelson:
Well folks, I don't think we are going to be able to figure this out
tonight. Join us for Crimson and I am sure we will have more answers
at that time. But for tonight, we saw an incredible pay-per-view!
Good night, and we'll see you on Crimson!
Fallout:
Against The Odds ends with highlights of all the matches and the
controversial finish to the main event.
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