Hospital Blues

{The scene fades in, inside a Hospital Ward in Manchester. Fubu is lying, aching in a badly made, cheap Hospital Bed. Helen is sitting beside him, looking worried. Just then, an asian doctor walks in, carrying a clipboard.}

Fubu: What's the good word doc?

Doctor: Well...{Glances at the clipboard.} Congratulations...you're pregrant!!!

{Helen nearly faints, and screams aloud..}

Helen: Fubu!!!

Doctor: Fubu? You mean you aren't Mick Mc Nasty?

Fubu: HUH?

Helen: No doc, he's Fubu, Jason Makavelli, the best wrestler to ever come out of New York City! The true GZW TV Champion! The Giantkiller!!

Fubu: Stop, you're embarassing me! {Nudges Helen, and whispers:} Keep it up, you're making me look good!!

Doctor: So you are Fubu eh?

Fubu: He is me and I am him!

Doctor: Uh...

Helen: It means yes Einstein!

Doctor: then you better see a couple of these promos.

{The doctor turns on the TV as the scene fades out.}

 

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