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Hospital Blues |
{The scene fades in, inside a Hospital Ward in Manchester. Fubu is lying, aching in a badly made, cheap Hospital Bed. Helen is sitting beside him, looking worried. Just then, an asian doctor walks in, carrying a clipboard.}
Fubu: What's the good word doc?
Doctor: Well...{Glances at the clipboard.} Congratulations...you're pregrant!!!
{Helen nearly faints, and screams aloud..}
Helen: Fubu!!!
Doctor: Fubu? You mean you aren't Mick Mc Nasty?
Fubu: HUH?
Helen: No doc, he's Fubu, Jason Makavelli, the best wrestler to ever come out of New York City! The true GZW TV Champion! The Giantkiller!!
Fubu: Stop, you're embarassing me! {Nudges Helen, and whispers:} Keep it up, you're making me look good!!
Doctor: So you are Fubu eh?
Fubu: He is me and I am him!
Doctor: Uh...
Helen: It means yes Einstein!
Doctor: then you better see a couple of these promos.
{The doctor turns on the TV as the scene fades out.}