{The scene fades in, with the Haire Family enjoying a walk in the countryside. Mammy is in an electric wheelchair, driving herself along the bumpy road, Willie, wearing a T-Shirt that reads "Bad Haire Day", and a pair of golf pants, is jogging along. The twins, Fanny and Pat are wearing matching green, white and orange cardigans, and two awful looking skirts that go down past their ankles. Nazal, with a pipe in his mouth, bubbles coming out, is wearing an old man Cap, a pair of big, thick glasses, and a pair of green flares.}

Nazal: Ah...what a beautiful day to enjoy with my beautiful family!

{Camera zooms in on Mammy, sporting her trademark toothless smile, the twin's boy-like haircuts, and Willie's unkempt facial hair.}

Mammy: Pass the bag lover, I feel like changing wigs.

Nazal: Of course Maire.

{Nazal reaches into a big bag that appeared from out of nowhere, and pulls out a wig, somewhat like the style of the good ol' Blue Meanie, but in lime green. He passes it to Mammy, who takes off her grey hair to reveal baldness. She replaces the wig, and the family continue to walk.}

Pat: So Daddy, you have to face the Firing Squad again?

Nazal: I sure do pumpkin, but I have the big bad Willie by my side, with his Big Willie Style, we'll show the Firings a real bad Haire day!!!

Willie: But Daddy, they seem quite nice, sure they don't dumpster dive, but we can always teach them how after the match.

{All of a sudden, Jack Ask runs up to them, wearing a T-Shirt that reads "Tell your mom she left her bracelet on my nightstand." He has a microphone in his hand, and is followed by a cameraman.}

Jack: Well if it isn't my favorite "issues" family to interview! I'm here for an interview...smile...you're on Jackass TV!

{Fanny walks up to him, and winks, then puts her arm over his shoulder.}

Fanny: Well howdy Stranger...why not ditch the family and go for a roll in the bushes?

Jack: P.U, please, I just ate, besides, if I was that desperate, I would have called the Mail Order Brides company, I just wanna get an interview with a high profile tag team like yourselves! Plus, I wanna get more than Wuchie!

Willie: Well...we're kinda busy wit-

Nazal: Fire ahead Jack!

Jack: Hehe! Good one Nazal!

Nazal: {Completely confused} What? Who made a joke?

Jack: Hmm...maybe I would have been better off interviewing K-9 in that men's room in that stri-Library.

Mammy: I know what you're up to you lit-

{Nazal pushes Mammy's wheelchair along the road, away, and some screams are heard, but get fainter and fainter.}

Nazal: You have our undivided attention..right Willie?

{Willie is picking and eating some eyelash goop.}

Willie: Yup.

Jack: Narly Nudes! OK, so Haires, the Firing Squad, or Fierys, or Firings or whatever have said that you lot have the IQ of 4th Graders. What do you have to say to that?

Willie: I like peanut butter...

Jack: That's just great, so how do you feel having to face Dameon and Hades again, this time on Travesty, and in a straight up Tag Team Match?

Willie: You know the Fierys are a lot like peanut butter...very squshy, moist, chewy, tasty, creamy, delicious...{Starts to foam at mouth} Get me a towel...

Jack: Nazal, are you aware that if you and Willie are victorious on Thursday, you will be soon fighting for the Tag Team Belts currently held by T-Rex and Sincere! What does it feel like to know you could be going up against two former World Heavyweight Champions?

Nazal: Well it makes me think a lot, it kinda makes me want to {Disco Music starts to strangely blast around the scene, as Nazal whips off his clothes to only a thong.} P-A-R-T-A-Y!!! {Starts dancing at Jack Ask.} What? Came to party, makes me wanna dance...PARTAY!!!

{The scene fades out as Nazal commences with his rendition of the "Can-Can".}