{The scene fades in, inside the Haire's family locker room in the M.E.N Arena. Mammy, wearing an old lady cap, and a badly knitted cardigan is sitting, staring at the wall. The twin sisters, Fanny and Pat are playing "What's that odour", Nazal is shaving his legs , whilst eating some boiled celery, and Willie is playing soccer in the room. He swings back for a shot, and one loud smash later, the window is broken!}

Willie: {Hides his face, hoping the family can't see him. He looks up, and they are all staring at him.} Um....what could possibly happen to change their attention?

{The door swings in, and in walks the Happy Sumo.}

Sumo: Haw haw!!! You Haire family!!! Here video you haw wanted!!! Huh!!

{Sumo hands Nazal a video tape which reads "Sumo gets happy in Hong Kong!", but written over it is "Good Haire Day!"}

Nazal: Oh yeah, thanks.

{Sumo extends his hand, looking for money for making their tape.}

Sumo: Ahem!

{Willie comes up and slaps Sumo's hand for no reason.}

Sumo: HEY!!!!! You little fu....

{He stops, when he sees Mammy staring at him intently.}

Sumo: Uh...Ok...best of luck in Dark Horizon!

{Happy Sumo exits the room hastily, and Nazal pops the video in a VCR that appeared out of thin air. It is badly edited and poor quality. It shows Nazal, from his first promo, running to gore a cameraman, then cuts to Union Jack spearing some big huge guy. Next it has Mammy slowly taking off her cardigan, and then quickly cuts to Helen is her bra, then back to Mammy's toothless smile. Finally it has Willie going for a big boot on some jobber, and just as he is about to connect, T-Rex's boot appears, nailing Wicked Ways in an old match.}

Nazal: Jee family, we've been through it all huh? Well tonight, me and Willie over there...

{Points to Willie, who is picking stucco off the wall.}

Nazal: Well kid, tonight we will do the Haire family proud, you know, we may not be the most attractive family in the world, but at the end of the day, we're the best of friends!

Family: Awwww.....

{They all hug, and put they're hands together, and countdown, 1,2,3...}

Family: HAIRES!!

{As Nazal raises his hand, he pokes Mammy in the eye, as the scene fades to black.}