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More than a Manslaughter for Bad Influence! |
| {The scene
fades in at a GZW "Reading Rules" promotion in an Atlanta
library. Fubu, wearing a Reading Rules promotional Jacket, with the
letters FB on the front, and a pair of faded black jeans is sitting on a
stool with some kids sitting around on the little library chairs and
tables. Fubu is reading from a Parry Hotter book as the children listen
in amazement.}
Fubu: ...And then Parry zapped the wicked witch away and had some cake if Bogfurts....he had..cream...eggs and then a wicked wizard appeared, but Parry's dragon Davie saved the day and they all lived happily, ever after. {To himself..} Jeez, who writes this crap?!? {All the kids clap and cheer for the TV Champion. Fubu stands up, and unbuckles his title.} Fubu: Remeber kids, Bad Influence can say what they want, believe what they want, but no matter what....{Sighs} READING RULES!!! {Fubu walks out of the library to find Jack Ask eagerly waiting for an interview, accompanied by a cameraman.} Jack: Oh look-it's the Good Samaritan! Whatup Boy Scout? I'd like my cookies early this year Fubu!!! Fubu: Hmm...I was going to let you interview me Jacko, but now, I'm not so sure. I might just go for an interview with...{Jack's face turns when Fubu utters the word..}Wuchie! Jack: Aw..please Fubu...please!! I'm beggin' you man, you don't wanna go to that freak Alburt Wuchie, I mean, eh...look at his, uh..clothes, they suck! Fubu: Haha!! I was kiddin Jackass, I just wanted to see what crazy excuse you'd come up with!! Sure you can interview me, I have a lot to say, a lot of tension buildin up, I just feel like I'm gonna..{Shouting Right In Jack's face..} EXPLODE!!!!! {Jack whimpers girlishly as a big smile comes across Fubu's face.} Fubu: Heh, for God's sakes, go fly a kite or something, you should get out more, but what was it you wanted to ask me? Jack: {As the camera zooms in on him.} This is Jack Ask, coming live for GZW TV, up close with your Television Champion..."The Giantkiller"...Fubu!! So Fubu, what be the word in TV Land? Fubu: Well as far as GZW TV goes, the next event is, as we all know, Monday Night Manslaughter. The show that makes GZW what it is, that tomorrow night will make Bad Influence what it should be...nothing!!! Jack: Thursday Night, you are forced to wrestle Baz for the TV Title, how d- Fubu: I HAVE TO WRESTLE BAZ??? Aw..Troublesome, this is your doing isn't it!! This is probably a stupid punishment for me kicking Pimp's Badly Influenced Ass on Travesty. But why Baz? He's not even a wrestler Tate, he's a cameraman...the best cameraman!!! {The camera man filming can be heard subtly saying something rude!} Fubu: Tate, you know, you keep on throwin these people at me...Pain...Monarch..Pimp, and now Baz??? Tate, when are you going to have the guts to step into the ring with me?? Whatever happened to the old Troublesome? Come on Mr. Rebel for the Hell of it! What do you have left in ya, huh? Let's just see how much fight there is left in the OLD DOG! {Fubu walks off, mid interview as the scene fades to black.} |
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