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Risky Business |
| {The
scene fades in backstage at the GZW Coliseum. The halls are full with
staff and crew preparing for Monday Night Manslaughter. The cafeteria is
nearly full as well, and in the queue are Ass Clown, Jack Ask, K-9,
Cooter, and many more. At the end of the long line, is a well dressed
man, hair slicked back, and wearing a Gant business suit, and carrying a
silver briefcase so shiny you could see yourself in it, is the
"Businessman" Clancy Mc Clean.}
CMC: Ugh..why must I queue up with these peasants? I am The Businessman, not the Rubbish Collector Man. Really I don't know why I didn't buy that Chinese Restaurant up the road instead of lining up for gruel that the "chef" probably spat in! {Jack Ask leaves the queue and walks over to Clancy.} Jack: {Extending hand for a shake} Howdy there...Jack Ask, GZW Hotw- CMC: I know who you are, you're that guy who was commentating the Match that made Risky Business! Jack: So that's what you guys are callin' yourselves now. It's great to see a fresh tag team in the wrestling world. CMC: Pardon Me? Great to see another tag team? It's stupid, stupid, stupid tag teams like the Haires, the Firings that destroy the wrestling world! Risky Business is NOT just another Tag Team, Risky Business is wrestling! I, Clancy Mc Clean, surveyed the wrestling industry, I looked at DBW, nothing but a playground for some little kids, I looked at mXw, the fed that one minute is closed, next is open, and the process repeats and repeats until the word has no meaning! But then there was GZW, a bunch of loudmouthed, fat yellow-bellies, apart from Epic. Jack: What was it you saw in Epic? CMC: What did I see in Epic? I saw money, I saw success, I saw a business venture. Here we have this extremely talented individual who is constantly held back by his oaf, his embarrassment of a Tag Team Partner, Diamond Sledge. Sure, they were the Tag Team Champions, but what is the Tag Team Championship, compared to bigger, better titles, more money, better business, more recognition? It's next to nothing! I have come to GZW to make some stars, but when I arrive, what do I see? Some stupid kid called calling himself the "CareerMaker"? Well CareerMaker, there is a new CareerMaker, and if you want to impose on that, then beware, because it would be very Risky Business!! And CareerMaker, remember that I am Clancy Mc Clean, I could buy and sell your un-entertaining ass all the way to Timbucktoo!!! {Clancy continues to line up as the scene fades out.} |
