*** TRAVESTY***

“Ready to go” by Republica begins to play on the PA system, as various GZW superstars appear on the Zero-Trom performing their famous maneuvers, such as Pimp performing the Final Choke, Nathan Williams the Extinction, Sean “Magic” Fiery doing the Final Destination, “The Lone Gunman” John Taylor locking someone in the silencer. Then the word “Travesty” flickers on the screen, before continues showing more with Sevens’ suspension of disbelief, Jay Jamesons’ Totally Cool, Paul Spartans’ Crimson Grin, and then Kaines Union Jack, before Travesty flickers again, and pyros begin to shoot off.
Will: Hello all and welcome to Travesty!
Dean: And what a show we have in store or you tonight, with lots, and lots of ME Deano Fisher!
Will: And plenty of wrestling action with the Extreme Championship being defended in a boiler room match, AND the GZW World Heavyweight Champion the “Lone Gunman” John Taylor in Tag-Team action.
Dean: Looks like it’s going to be a night to remember”
Will: As it always is when the GZW hits the airwaves!
Dean: Especially When I’m on it too!
Will: And Before we go to our first match, I’m getting word we’re going backstage for a quick interview with Nathan “T-Rex” Williams!
Dean: Cool, let’s go!
--- Backstage Interview ---
Walking
through the GZW2k1 Arena with a purpose is the former HKWF World Heavyweight
Champion Nathan Williams. A small intern goes to walk by Nathan but the seven
footer quickly shoves the much smaller man into the wall with a thud sending
him to the ground clutching his right shoulder in pain. Nathan doesn't even pay
the man any attention as he continues to make his way down the long hallway.
Suddenly an unfamiliar voice calls out from behind Nathan causing him to turn
around and give the man a strange look.
Nathan: "Who the hell are you?"
Man: "I'm the man you just shoved into the wall. Your looking at one of
the newest backstage interviewers and I don't appreciate you throwing me into
the wall like that."
Nathan: "Well excuse me, I didn't realize you were walking there. Oh wait
I forgot, I don't care whether you were walking there or not so piss off."
Man: "Look! I was sent down here to get an interview from you before your
upcoming match and I plan on getting that interview whether you like it or
not."
Nathan: "Since when did the backstage peons start growing balls around
here?"
Man: "Thats neither here nor there now are you going to give me my
interview or not?"
Nathan lets out a sigh and hangs his head knowing that this young guy is gonna
pester him until he gets what he wants.
Nathan: "Make it quick will ya?"
Man: "Thanks, by the way my name is..."
Nathan: "I don't need your name, just ask your questions and get this over
with."
Man: "Well first off, we all know that you saw your father in law strike
your wife on national television last week. Have you had a talk with your wife
about it since your return to the states?"
Nathan: "I haven't seen my wife since I returned to the states. She works
weird hours since shes the VP so we don't get alot of time together due to that
fact. So no I haven't talked to her about that issue. And before you ask, no I
haven't gotten my hands on John Profit yet. Turns out he headed back to Hong
Kong before I arrived here."
Man: "Bummer. Speaking of Hong Kong, you recently lost your rematch to
John Taylor thanks to the help of Seth Raide...."
Nathan: "Seth stuck his nose in my business for the last time. I honestly
thought I had rid myself of that little cockroach when me and Jimmy ran him out
of the GZW but it seems I was wrong. But that makes no nevermind to me, I ran
him out of the GZW and I'll run him out of the HKWF if I have to. NOBODY
disrespects me like that."
Man: "Indeed. But on a more timely note tonight you step into the ring
with 5 other superstars in the form of Jay Jameson, "GZW's Risin'
Star" Kid Kaos, "The Dark Angel" Seven, Mr Klown, and Wylder.
Are you physically and mentally ready for this challenge?"
Nathan: "What is there to be ready for huh? You've got a rookie, a punk,
somebody into S&M, a jobber, and a scitso. I mean if this is the future of
the GZW after I leave then the GZW is seriously lacking in the talent
department."
"Lets break it down shall we? And I'll even start with the little kid
Seven. All he can do is scream and throw a temper tantrum about how he's always
being overlooked and can't get his shot at the GZW World Heavyweight Title.
Ever wonder why that is you seven foot child? Because your not good enough to
even polish the title much less have it around your waist. Some of the greatest
in this business has had that title around there waist and yet you wanna
tarnish it by putting it around your waist? Trust me, it was tarnished enough
when your carbon copy Maxx Pain held that title."
"Then ya got Kid Kaos. The young and thuggin as he likes to put it. Tell
ya what, when your balls finally drop and you can grow some facial hair then
come talk to me about taking you seriously."
"Jay Jameson? I watched you wrestle over in the nWo and I've seen some of
your stuff while I toured with the HKWF and I'm somewhat impressed by your
talent in the ring. But don't mistake my kindness for weakness because your
looking at the man thats gonna rip you apart inside that ring tonight. I dont'
give a damn about you as a person or as a superstar so get that through your
thick skull before stepping into MY ring."
Man: "What about Wylder and Mr. Klown?"
Nathan: "You mean Ass Clown and Giggles? Two men who don't even know
whether there coming or going and yet you wanna throw them into the ring with
me? I've broken men twice there size and skill level just because I could, and
yet you put both of them in that ring with me? What a waste of time. Is this
the best the GZW has to offer?"
Man: "Well who would you like a shot at then?"
Nathan: "Don't question about it, John Taylor. That man knows he doesn't
have it in him to beat me on his own. Seth Raide got involved in both of our
matches, and in both of our matches I got screwed because of it. It's time for
John Taylor to admit he doesn't belong here and that I'm the better man. Only
then will I take him serious and even look at him as anything more than a joke
to this industry."
Man: "Thanks for the interview Nathan."
Nathan: "Whatever."
Nathan turns and walks off leaving the young man to look around as if looking
for someone else to nab.
Man: "I hope no one else has that kind attitude."
The young man rubs his shoulder again before turning and walking off leaving
the scene to fade.
--- Willie Haire Vs Kid X ---
Will: Well we’re just getting ready for the Willie Haire Vs Kid X match up!
Dean: Oh great!
Will: Do I sense sarcasm?... anyway lets get down to the action!
“Here Comes Your Man” By The Pixies plays out over the loud system and the crowd cheers for one of their favorite GZW jobbers, Willie Haire! “The Irish Rover” walks down the ramp slapping high fives with the crowd and raising both arms in the air he enter the ring to await his opponent.
Will: As ever, Willie Haire quite a popular wrestler around here!
Dean: Only because he’s a loser, and everyone knows they can beat him, nobody likes someone they can not beat, that’s why everyone likes Willie Haire!
The crowd gives out a mixed reaction but mostly cheers as “Warrior 2” By Lloyd Banks cranks up and the beat preludes the arrival of Kid X. The somewhat cocky young rookie runs out onto the ramp to a bit of a pop from the capacity crowd, pumping his arms in the air. He runs to the ring and slides under the bottom rope, as Willie slides out the other side.
Will: Kid X looks ready to go…
Dean: Go where? The dumpster?
Kid stands up on the turnbuckle and taunts the crowd.
The crowd is still cheering on the young rookie, when from somewhere in the front row a masked man jumps the barricade and slides into the ring. And the crowd goes quiet and Kid X stops his taunting as he looks at the baseball bat the man carries in his hands!! Kid raises his hands to try to talk down his would-be assailant and for a second it seems to work. The masked man begins to move in on X, when from behind the crowd pops as Willie jumps the masked man!!
Will: We have a masked man in the ring, what on earth is happening, who is this man?
Dean: Someone who likes baseball bats, now let me think who likes baseball bats? I recall Jimmy Williams liking baseball! It’s Jimmy Williams has gone mad!
Will: Now you don’t know that, it could be anyone!
Willie and Kid both team up to down the attacker with kicks and punches, the masked man drops his baseball bat and Kid and Willie pick him up and double irish whip him into the ropes but the masked attacker quickly counters with a double bulldog!! The crowd begins to boo as the masked man stands over both Kid and Willie. Haire is the first to begin to get up but is met with a stiff kick to the jaw from the attacker. X begins to move but he is met with a hard kick to the back of the neck!!
Dean: Maybe it isn’t Mr J. Williams, he’s not that good!
Will: Whoever it is, needs to be dealt with!
The masked attacker reaches with one hand and pick Willie up by the hair and with the other hand he grabs the baseball bat. He hollers something to Willie’s face and then with one hand he clocks Willie in the face with the steel bat!!
Will: My god Willie Haire just got smashed in the face with that bat!
Dean: Then again Jimmy is EXTREME!
The crowd boos loudly as the masked attacker simply drops Willie and then kicks him from the ring. The masked attacker seems to take pride in the boos and raises his arms out to the side.
Will: Why on earth has this man targeted this opening match?
Dean: Maybe he doesn’t liken these two very much!
Kid sees the chance for escape and crawls his way to the ropes, holding the back of his neck, he pulls himself up and steps through the ropes. He looks back at his attacker just in time to see the baseball bat come swinging at his chest!! Kid flies backwards off the apron and lands right through the announcers table!!!
Dean: OUTA THE WAY!
Will: Kid X has just gone straight through our table here!
Dean: We need a new one, where’s the ring crew when you need them?
The crowd erupts with “HOLY SHIT” chants and “HE IS DEAD” chants. The masked man doesn’t waste any time sliding out of the ring and walks to where Kid is laying out cold. Paramedics rush down the ramp as the attacker reaches into his pants and pulls out a can… He shakes it and quickly sprays a “0” on Kid’s chest and then sprays a slash through it. The EMT’s rush to Kid’s aid as the attacker jumps back into the crowd.
Will: What does that Zero mean on Kids chest?
Dean: Could that mean that it IS indeed Zero?
Will: Whoever the coward is, he’s fleeing through the crowd!
Dean: He just took out TWO men, and you’re calling him a coward… go figure!
---- Backstage ----
The Zero-Tron comes to life for GZW2K1’s Travesty with the infamous Bastard Son
of GZW2K1 walking down a brightly lit hallway. His dark coat sleeve ends with a
paled hand hanging onto a black sports bag. He coughs slightly, as he turns to
go down a different hallway. Paul barely gets out of view of the camera before
he shoots back outward. Spartan trips over a stranded chair and hits the floor
hard. As he tries to shoot back to his feet a red blur shoots across the
screen. With a clang, the fire extinguisher hits the floor after knocking The
First back off of his feet.
Tanner: This is it....Spartan!
James Tanner comes running from the hallway, personalized branding iron aflame,
and stops over Spartan. With a quick burst, Tanner slams the burning end of the
iron down onto the back of the W.C.E.K TV Champion. He does this again, letting
the branding tool rest on the coat for several seconds. Several members of
security and backstage officials come running down the hall, as the jackets
cloth bursts into flames. Paul starts to roll on the floor, in a frail attempt
to put the flames out, as a guttural laughter begins to come out of Tanner's
mouth. One of the officials grabs the extinguisher and douses the fire.
Tanner: It’s a new day in GZW! You and everyone on this roster have seen me as
a joke....Spartan....This is only the beginning of me SETTING THINGS STRAIGHT!
Several officials push Tanner backwards as some medical staff come forward and
tend to Spartan. Laughter begins again as Tanner walks away.
--- Sixway Elimination Match ---
Jay Jameson Vs “GZW’s Risin Star” Kid Kaos Vs Nathan “T-Rex” Williams Vs “The Dark Angel” Seven Vs Mr Klown Vs “UJW’s Hardcore Messiah” Wylder
Will: We’re all ready for the sixway elimination match!
Dean: Indeed we are, so who do you think is going to win this one Will?
Will: Any one of them could win this one, but if I have to pick one of them to win I’m going to go for Kid Kaos, as I really like his attitude!
Dean: Pffft, there’s only going to be one winner in this match and that’s Nathan “T-Rex” Williams… because he’s a Heretic!
Will: Hardly a good way to base your answers!
Dean: Hey it’s the truth!
“Seize Tha day” by Bless begins to play on the PA system, and “The Hotshot Rookie” begins to make his way down to the ring, but gets booed from the crowd.
Will: Well this youngster has made quite an impact since he burst onto the scene here in GZW.
Dean: Indeed he has, but he’s still to record a win yet.
Will: I can’t see it denting his confience too much, as we’ve seen just how much he believes in his ability, if he keeps plugging away he’ll find his rhythm and get on a roll.
Dean: Just not tonight as the Husband of Angel is walking away with this one!
As Jay enters the ring and Referee MgHerby checks on him, “Let me in” by Young Buck ft. 50 Cent begins to play on the PA system, and from the back comes “The GZW’s Risin’ Star” Kid Kaos, to a loud face pop from the crowd.
Will: Kid Kaos is quite the crowd pleaser!
Dean: Yeah, but it counts for nothing if you aint got the skills, and no matter what the double K, believes he hasn’t got quite what it takes.
Will: Well he’s another who’s shown lots of promise, and I believe that one day he’ll eventually be a GZW World Heavyweight Champion.
Dean: Pffft, he’s had his chances time, and again to do something with his career, yet he never quite does it when he gets his chances!
Both KK, and Jay are in the ring, both staring down at one another as “Been There, Done That” by Dr Dre begins to play on the PA system, and the 7’3 Heretic makes his way down to the ring, as the crowd boos “The Enforcer”.
Dean: Well here’s the winner!
Will: Now that’s a little premature Dean, and Nathan hasn’t exactly been doing brilliantly lately after losing the HKWF World Heavyweight Championship to “The Lone Gunman” John Taylor.
Dean: Don’t worry it was one of those things, where luck plays its hand, Nathan will soon be the champion of HKWF again!
Will: Not if Seth has anything to do with it!
The three men are in the ring, being kept
at bay from each other as Lights black out in the
arena, and then is lit up by black lights. White flames burst up from the
entrance way Just as Seven walks out dressed in a long white hooded robe. He
stands in the entrance way with his head bowed for a few seconds before slowly
walking towards the ring. As "Awake" by Godsmack blazes over the
arena, Seven's voice can be heard in a low voice saying "Repent, for the
time is at hand, and the Judge is here". As he reaches the ring, he kneels
down in a little prayer before walking up the stairs, and stepping over the top
rope. He stands in the center of the ring, while a bright spotlight is shinning
down upon him as he disrobes and prepares for a fight.
Will: I don’t think the referee can contain these guys much longer!
Seven and Williams’ begin to exchange words with each other, the referee tries to hold back Seven, but Nathan then takes his opportunity to get a quick cheap shot in on Seven. The referee no longer able to contain the two gets out of the way as the two giant men clash as Jay and KK look on, as they go to the outside!
Will: I Think the referee is starting the match now!
Dean: But Mr Klown, and Wylder aren’t even here yet!
Wylder comes running down the ramp not allowing his music to begin, as he goes instantly to his corner, but “Grease Paint and Monkey Brains” does play as Mr Klown makes his way down to the ring, in the ring Nathan has managed to get the early advantage on Seven, as he has him in the corner, as he unleashes a series of quick jabs to the head of “The Dark Angel”
Will: The Disorder, and the Heretics have never really liked each other, and a member of each stable battles it out here!
Dean: yes, but as always the Heretics are to come out on top!
Nathan goes to whip Seven over to the opposite corner where Kid Kaos is, but Seven manages to reverse it into a short arm clothesline.
Will: nice move from Seven there!
Nathan quickly up to his knees, but Seven has gone to the ropes, and then hits the 40 year old with a running knee knocking him to the round!
Will: I thought Nathan was going to win this Dean?
Dean: Shut up Will!
Seven pulls Nathan up to his feet, and locks in a wrist lock on Williams’ who then pokes Seven in the eyes to release the hold. Referee MgHerby tries to warn Williams, but Williams’ ignore the referee, and takes Seven down to the mat with a snapmare, which he then moves into a variation of the sleeper hold!
Dean: See by no means is Nathan out of it yet!
The referee asks Seven if he gives up, but Seven shakes his head, as he gets to his knees, Nathan tries to lock the sleeper in harder, but to no avail as Seven swings his elbow into the mid-section of Nathan to release the hold, gaining momentum he runs to the ropes and then goes for a running big boot, but Williams’ catches the boot, and stops Seven in his tracks, Nathan quickly swipes the other leg from under Seven, and locks in and Ankle Lock.”
Dean: “CHOW TIME”
Will: Hey, That’s my bit!
Seven struggles for a bit, but quickly reaches out to the ropes, near a turnbuckle, but as he does Wylder tags himself into the match!
Will: here comes Wylder!
Seven is unhappy about being tagged out, as Wylder gets on with it spring boarding himself up over Seven into a spring board tornado DDT on “T-Rex”
Will: A great move there from Wylder!
Seven continue to argue with the referee, and therefore doesn’t notice Wylder going for a quick pin on NW. Wylder gets to his feet, and turns him round to get his attention, as he goers back though Nathan rolls up in a cradle, and the referee makes the pin.
Will: ONE… TWO…. THREE…
Will: Nathan Williams eliminates Wylder Via Pinfall!
Dean: My god Wylder’s not been in a minute, he must be somewhat miffed by that!
Will: I think I would be too, I think the referee has a lot to answer for here!
Wylder pleads his case with Referee MgHerby who has none of it, and Wylder is sent packing, as Kid Kaos now enters the match.
Dean: We’re down to five men now!
The fresh Kid Kaos is quickly onto the attack with a flurry of quick punches sending Williams reeling into the ropes, KK then whips Williams into the ropes, but Seven pulls the top rope down causing Nathan Williams to fall to the outside as Referee MgHerby once again argues with the Disorder member.
Will: “The Dark Angel” not playing by the rules here!
Dean: cheats!
Will: It’s not as though the Heretics do either though!
Both Seven and Nathan once again are going toe to toe as both big men hit several punches neither one of them getting the upper hand, but neither of them see Kid Kaos coming as he comes over the top rope with a suicide dive cleaning out both of the big men!
FANS: GZW, GZW, GZW!
Will: A great High Flying move by Kid Kaos there!
Dean: He’s probably taken something out of himself with that too though!
The referee begins to count both men out, but Kid Kaos is back in after two, Nathan takes a while longer only rolling back in after a seven count. KK, goes to the rope, and seeing this Nathan moves in for a clothesline on “The Risin’ Star”, but gets caught out as KK grabs the arm, and swings his body around the big man, locking his legs around his other arm, and the weight of KK causes the Heretics to fall backwards onto his shoulders in a pinning predicament!
Will: ONE… TWO….
Dean: No, almost, but you can not put this big Heretic out as easy as that!
Kid Kaos is the first of the two to their feet, but Nathan quickly gets up too, “The Risin’ Star” instantly goes for the ropes, but as he does Nathan catches him and hits a tilt-a-whirl back breaker on KK, who arches his back up in pain.
Will: Never a nice feeling having your spine hits somoenes’ knee hard!
Dean: Much the opposite of eating and Ice Cream Sundae then!
KK stays down on the mat, as Nathan pulls himself up to his feet with the aid of the ropes, before tagging Seven back into the match, who obviously isn’t too pleased about how “T-Rex” tagged him in, and the two argue.
Will: Jay Jameson, and Mr Klown have yet to even be in this match, do you think that’s why Seven isn’t to pleased with Nathan about being tagged in?
Dean: Nah he’s just like a little girl not getting his own way, so he’s going to cry about it, do your job Seven.
As the two continue to argue Kid Kaos runs up behind Seven looking for a scissor kick to the back of the head…
Will: “HOLLA BACK…. But no Sevens ducks, and Kid Kaos goes flying into Nathan!
Dean: Seven falls for the your shoes untied trick, but it pays dividends!
Seven laughs at Nathan momentarily. KK gets to his feet, a bit surprised that he caught Nathan and NOT Seven, but he turns round to face “The Dark Angel”, only to be set up ready for a fall away slam which Seven spins into a Rock Bottom.
Will: RICTOR SCALE from Seven!.... ONE…. TWO…. THREE…
Dean: And Kid Kaos is out of here!
Will: Kid Kaos eliminated at the hands of Seven, as both men who started this match have both now eliminated one person!
Dean: Yes, I can see that!
Seven points at “T-Rex” wanting some more of the Heretic, but it’s Mr Klown, who runs in behind Seven, and knocks him down with a running knee into the back of Seven!
Will: Now that will put a big man down!
Dean: … Well it DID knocked a BIG WOMAN down!
Will: I don’t think Seven will appreciate being called a woman!
Dean: he calls himself an Angel, what the hell does that mean?
Mr Klown stays on top of Seven as he drives his heel down into the back of Seven several times, Seven screams in pain a little, as a smirk from inside the clown mask can almost be seen!
Will: I think Mr Klown is enjoying making Seven suffer here, he’s turned really vicious has Stew Klown lately!
Dean: I don’t know if he’s enjoying it, but I sure as hell am enjoying watching it!
Mr Klown pulls himself up to his feet, as Seven tries to roll over onto his back towards Jay, but Mr Klown goes for a leg drop, but ends up crushing Sevens head as his ass lands squarely on top of his head!
Will: Ouch… I think Sevens’ seeing stars!
Dean: Maybe if the Klown has stars on his ass!
Mr Klown once again pulls himself up to his feet, and Seven down on the mat begins push himself up, but Mr Klown stomps on hi hand, which keep him down on the apron, before running to a turnbuckle, which he climbs, and jumps off looking a leg-drop but once again lands with his ass squarely on Seven’s head once again, before going for a pinfall!
ONE…
TWO…
THREE…
Will: No, Seven just manages to shoot a shoulder up!
Dean: I bet he’s sick of the sight of Mr Klowns ass!
Will: Where’s Mr Klown going?
Mr Klown has slid outside of the ring, and collected a steal chair which he slides back into the ring with it, but Ref MgHerby gets in the way yelling at Mr Klown as he rises it above his head ready to strike Seven with it, who pulled himself up to his knees!
Dean: Let him sue it, he’s extreme!
Will: He’ll get himself disqualified if he uses it!
Dean: Well worth it to smash Sevens’ head in with it though!
The referee, tries to pull the steal chair out of Mr Klowns hands, as Seven manages to get to his feet!
Dean: Look out!
As the referee finally manages to prize the steal chair from Mr Klown, Klown stumble backwards into the waiting arms of “The Dark Angel” who takes him down to the mat with a German suplex which he holds for the pin, but the referee is distracted momentarily by putting the chair on the outside.
Dean: The referee playing into Mr Klowns hands now!
Will: Turn, around ref!
The referee turns around, and sees the cover being made, and he makes the pin..
Will: ONE… TWO… No Mr Klown got his shoulder up!
Dean: That could have quite easily been three had the referee been paying attention!
Seven slowly get to his feet, and glances a look at the ref, as he does, he sees Mr Klown getting to his feet, and goes over to try, and tag Jay Jameson who jumps down off the apron!
Will: Jay Jameson not taking the tag!
Dean: HAHA, he’s too clever for that, intends on being the last in, save it all for when it’s needed attitude I like it!
Seven had his back to Jay expecting a tag, so he turns and looks at Jay who taunts him, as he won’t make the tag!
Will: This is a terrible display!
Dean: I told you it’s clever!
Seven, berates Jay for his actions, as Mr Klown runs in with a big slash on Seven in the corner. Mr Klown pulls Seven out of the corner and hits his botched DDT into a cover.
ONE….
Will: This could be it for Seven!
TWO…
THREE…
Dean: yes Sevens’ out of here!
Will: Not quite he got his foot on the ropes.
Mr Klown looks at the referee who tells him that Sevens foot was on the rope. Mr Klown complains saying he got the three, but ref MgHerby has none of it!
Dean: It was a three!
Will: The instant replay suggests otherwise!
Mr Klown slightly flustered, pulls Seven back up to his feet, and whips him into the ropes, and he slaps Jay Jameson on his way past, who seemed to be taken by surprise by the tag, but Mr Klown didn’t notice it, as he goes to the opposite ropes himself, and comes back with a spear which he hits Seven with into a cover, which the referee won’t make!
Dean: Make the pin referee!
Will: But Seven isn’t even the legal man!
Mr Klown looks towards the referee who tries to tell him that Seven isn’t the legal man! The Welsh man Jay Jameson positions himself behind Mr Klown ready for him as he gets to his feet, as the Klown does get to his feet Jay swings his arm across Mr Klowns neck, and takes him down with it landing with a cover on Mr Klown!
ONE…
Will: Mr Klown kicks out, but Jay nearly caught him by surprise!
The fresh Jameson springs instantly to his feet, as he goes to the ropes, he returns running over Mr Klown laid down on the mat, he comes off the next set of ropes looking for a running clothesline, but Mr Klown manages to dodge it, and Jay misses and hits the mat!
Dean: Nobody home for Jay!
Will: So what’s your opinion on him?
Dean: Hey he’s a funny guy!
Mr Klown tries to stay on Jameson as he moves in, but Jay punches Mr Klown in the bread basket, causing Mr Klown to clutch at his stomach, Jay then takes Mr Klown down to the mat with a Jaw Breaker!
Will: Nice move from Jameson!
Dean: Indeed!
Jay stays on top of Mr Klown, now as he kicks him, before locking in a surfboard on Mr Klown!
Will: a Surfboard from Jay, a move we don’t see all that often here!
Dean: Because although it’s effective you’ve got to be careful with your shoulders!
Jay manages to lock on the submission hold on Mr Klown, the referee not being given time to go down for a count as Jay’s shoulders roll as to keep them off the mat when executing the move!
Will: What great technique Jay has!
Dean: He sure does!
Jay eventually can’t roll his shoulder no more, and releases the hold on Mr Klown, but instantly goes to work on Mr Klowns arm now, as he locks it in an armbar!
Will: Jay showing off his great mat work here!
Dean: And there doesn’t seem to be too much Mr Klown can do about it here!
Ref MgHerby checks on Klown, but Klown refuses to give it in, as forces his way up to his knees, Jay then changes from the arm bar to a head lock, in an attempt to keep Stew Klown grounded, but it’s to no avail as Klown forces his way up to his feet!
Will: Mr Klown battling out of the submission holds here!
Mr Klown swings a couple of elbows to the mid-section of Jay, to get him to release the hold, but Jay uses his initiative, and smacks Klown in the jaw with a knee twice, which knocks Klown down to his knees. Jay goes to the ropes, and returns with a running dropkick into the mask of the Klown!
Will: Jay managing to stay on top of Mr Klown at the moment!
Dean: That’s why he’s just totally awesome!
Jay walks over, and looks down at Mr Klown as he sizes him, and locks in a ring of Saturn on Mr Klown!
Will: Another submission hold, can Mr Klown battle through this one?
Mr Klown looks over at the nearest set of ropes, and tries to grab them, but he can’t they’re too far away!
Dean: I think he’s going to have to call it a day now!
Will: Doesn’t seem to be able to go anywhere!
Mr Klown still tries to reach the ropes, but doesn’t seem to be able to edge near enough to them, and can’t reach them with his out stretched leg either!
Will: Mr Klown is hanging on in there, but I don’t think there’s anywhere for him to go from here!
Dean: What’s he got?
Mr Klown reaches inside his pocket with his free hand unseen by the referee he pulls out a water pistol which he manages to aim at Jays face and he squirts at him in his eyes. Jay lets out a scream, as the water makes contact!
Will: I don’t think there was water in that water pistol!
Mr Klown throws the pistol out of the ring. Jay screaming in agony, but the referee doesn’t know why as he checks on Jay to see what happened, Mr Klown, manages to crawl over, and tag Nathan Williams into the match!
Dean: Unfortunately for Jay here come the Heretic!
NW get into the ring, and is instantly on top of Jay Jameson, as he kicks him in the mid-section and hits a Reverse Powerbomb on him…
Will: EXTINCTION on Jay Jameson!
NW makes the cover, and Ref MgHerby makes the inevitable three count as Williams’ eliminates Jay Jameson.
Dean: Nathan Eliminates his second opponent of the night!
Will: He does, but you’ve got to say it was very much down to Mr Klown, and what ever was in that pistol of his that he squirt into the eyes of Jay.
Dean: But give Nathan credit, he came in and finished the job!
Will: That he did!
NW points at Seven, much like Seven did to him earlier in the match, but as Seven look to enter the ring Williams’ turns, and with the aid of the ropes, slingshots Mr Klown back into the ring!
Will: That may have been a wise move brining Mr Klown back into the match so quickly after he tagged out!
Dean: It COULD very well be a smart move from the man once known as “T-Rex”, and might I add the best member of the Forsaken!
Will: What about Magic?
Dean: Who?
Nathan stays on top of Mr Klown, stomping on his back as he continues to keep the smaller man grounded!
Dean: Well no wrestler, can wrestler his REAL game if he’s down on the mat!
Nathan pulls Mr Klown up to his feet, and whips him into the ropes, as he returns “T-Rex” lifts the Klown up high above his head in the air, before dropping him down onto his knee stomach first, as Mr Klown feels the impact he begins to spit blood!
Will: Ouch, I don’t think Mr Klown found that move funny.
Dean: I think Nathan did though!
NW looks down at Klown as he coughs and splutters blood up, Nathan moves in to Mr Klown, but gets taken down to the mat himself with a drop toe hold from, Stew Klown.
Will: Was that coughing up Blood just a decoy, to fool Nathan in.
Dean: If it was, it was very well done!
The man formerly known as Ass Clown, locks in an Ankle Lock, one of NW’s signature moves known as CHOW TIME, on the big man.
Will: My god, what can Nathan be thinking?
Dean: That he can’t be eliminated by a jobber?
Will: A former jobber mind you!
Nathan reaches the ropes with his long outstretched arm, but Mr Klown refuses to let go of the hold on the seven footer. Forcing the referee to execute a standing five cout.
ONE….
TWO….
THREE….
FOUR….
FIVE….
Will: Mr Klown refusing to release the hold despite Nathan being in the ropes, the referee pleads with Mr Klown, but his refusal to let go of the hold results in Ref MgHerby having no choice but to disqualify him.
Dean: Mr Klowns out of the match, but still has Nathan locked in an Ankle Lock.
Seven watches on with his eyes glowing, and wide smile across his face, as he sees the damage Mr Klown is doing to the only other man left in the match!.
Eventually Mr Klown does let go of the hold, but as he does, he makes sure he kicks Nathan square between the legs before he goes to the back. The referee tries to tend to Nathan, before continuing with the match, but Seven won’t allow him to as Seven now pulls Nathan out from the ropes.
Will: Nathan can’t be in a good way after that attack from Mr Klown!
Dean: No surly, and if he loses this match now, you know it’s all down to him!
“The Dark Angel” drags Nathan up to his feet, and manages to pull Nathan up for a huge Sitout Powerbomb that makes the ring shake upon impact.
Will: My word, did you just see that? Seven managed to pull off a huge move there on another Big Man.
Dean: Did you see the ring shake?
“The Dark Angel” makes the cover, and the referee makes in inevitable three count on “T-Rex” and “Awake” by Godsmack begins to play through the PA system, as Seven is declared the winner!
Dean: Why? Why did the Heretics have to forsake me?
Will: Well “The Dark Angel” has won this match here is some what impressive fashion!
Dean: Yeah all thanks to that damn clown!
Will: Well quickly moving onwards, we’re cutting an advertisement!
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The above advertisement flashes onto the screen, as an on screen voiceover tells us that GZWK1 presents Aftermath coming 31st December 2004 to Pay-Per and to contact your local box office to see how you get Aftermath to Television screen near you.
--- Inside the Boiler Room ---
Sitting inside what looks to be the boiler
room of the GZW arena is the no. 1 contender to the HKWF Title Jimmy Williams.
The youngest of the Williams brothers is already in his wrestling gear and has
his eyes closed as he begins to speak in a soft voice.
Jimmy: "Reject you hold a title that rightfully belongs to me. I NEVER
lost that title and you know that. You’re getting ready to go toe to toe with
the GREATEST GZW Extreme Champion ever. That’s not a front that’s the truth, I
have the scars to prove that all over my body."
"I've been there, done that, and I'm still doing it. I've gone toe to toe
with some of the greatest extreme wrestlers in this business and found a way to
come out on top. From "Last Man Standing" Craig Morehead to Eric
Montair, I've fought them all and won. You’re looking at the Franchise player
of the extreme division. Now there’s plenty of pretenders to the throne but
there’s only one "Real Deal" and you’re looking at him."
Jimmy stands up and pushes the chair out of the way as he takes a step towards
the camera.
Jimmy: "I'm waiting on you Reject. It's time for you to let go of MY
title."
Jimmy winks at the camera as the scene fades.
--- Commentary Table ---
Will: Well that was Jimmy Williams, he looks Ready for his match tonight!
Dean: Of course he looks ready, he’s in the Boiler Room already changed, of course he looks ready!
----- Dressing Room -----
The
camera cuts to Vyle who is sitting on a bench in his dressing room. Jerry is
pacing about nervously. Suddenly he stops and turns to Vyle.
Jerry:
How can you be so calm? Tanner might burst out of anywhere at any second and
hit you with a chair…or Elexia, well you heard what she said…she would TRY to
kill you if that’s what it took. The triple threat match may be next week, but
these two guys seem pretty…unbalanced.
Vyle stands
up and holds his hands up signalling Jerry to stop.
Vyle:
Hey, in about two minutes I’ll be in the ring, and in about 3, I’ll be back
here having won. I don't care if tanner and Elexia show up with chainsaws, they
can't do a thing to me. Nothing will stop me beating Tanner tonight. Nothing
will stop me going out there next week and doing the same to Elexia as well.
They can speak like they're some hot shots, but deep down, they're as mediocre
as Spartan. This match, next week’s match…all of it is just stalling because
GZW doesn't want a guy like me, coming in from another promotion and upstaging
the entire roster. I can see why, but no matter what match they put me in,
that’s what’s going to happen. Whether they hold off giving me gold for three
weeks or three years, all the fans will see is the best guy in the promotion.
When I get the shot at the TV title, I’ll win, and I will defend that title
with everything I have. But you know what? I'm not going to be content. The
bosses think that the TV title will stop me upstaging their trash like Tanner?
Nah, the world title is my goal, and if I have to pick up every other title on
the way, so be it. I'm going to make Tanner an example here tonight…I’ll make
him and Elexia examples next week. The only one worth my time in the long run
is the Lone Gunman.<br> But hell, I sound like I'm complaining. James
Tanner tonight is an easy match, an easy pay cheque…And who wouldn't want one
of those?
With that, the scene fades.
---Vyle vs James Tanner---
Will: Well we’re now all set for the match between Vyle and Tanner
Dean: Elexia called this one right when she called Vyle a 007 wannabe, and Tanner a waste of time!
The lights dim and a red V is projected into the centre of the ring. As the music hits its swing, vyle steps out onto the stage bathed in fog. He walks calmly to the ring and hops onto the apron, then in one fluid movement pulls a 180 springboard back-flip into the centre of the ring, falls to one knee and holds both arms up as the lights come on.
Dean: 007 is here!
Will: Show some respect, Vyle is a bright young spark here in GZW!
"Tear It Up" by Young Wun, David Banner, Lil Flip, and DMX begins to play on the PA system, and out comes the man formerly known as “Desecrator”, James Tanner. He gets a somewhat mixed reaction from the crowd, as he makes his way to the ring.
Dean: And the man, who never really done anything James Tanner!
Will: what do you mean? He’s held the Televsion title in the GZW and the UWA, the GZW Light-Heavyweight title, and even been a co-president in UWA.
Dean: Explains why he was their television champion at one point then!
Referee Chris Brownlow calls for the bell. The two men circle each other, hunching over ready for a lockup until Vyle stands up, walks to the middle of the ring, then sticks his arm out, offering his hand to Tanner. James straightens up, a bit taken, eying the newcomer with suspicion. Tanner walks over to the ropes and looks at the crowd, who is chanting it on. With caution, he walks over and extends his arm, Vyle nodding his head. Their hands clasp and they shake, both nodding their approval. They let go and start to circle each other, the crowd slamming their feet into the floor in unison. Over and over as the speed of both men pick up, finally going into a clatter of stomping as both men lock up. Tanner takes him down with a quick armdrag, sending Vyle into the corner. Vyle pops back up onto a knee quickly, picks himself up, nodding his head to Tanner.
Will: Looks as though we might be in for a fast paced match here!
Dean: I hope you mean by that, that it’s quick to finish!
He shakes it off, and then the two men circle each other again, going for the lockup quicker than last time. This time, it's Tanner going over from an armdrag, sending him into the corner. Tanner is back up quickly, standing in the corner. He shakes his arm out, smiling at Vyle. He shrugs it off, then goes straight at Vyle, going for a third lockup, but quickly changes it into a hammerlock on Tanner. He quickly tries to get out of it, reaching behind in all places. Tanner backs Vyle up a bit before reaching back, grabbing his head, jumping up and slinging Vyle over in a huge snapmare.
Will: A nice move there from Tanner!
Dean: enough about nice moves, where’s the nice ladies tonight?
Vyle gets sent into the corner. He picks himself up quickly and turns around just to have Tanner run at him and lock him in a front chancery, jumping and twisting, going for a DDT. Vyle carries him over, dropping him sitting on the top turnbuckle. Vyle slaps his chest, then climbs up, setting Tanner up for a superplex, only to have Tanner hit him in the stomach repeatedly. Tanner grabs Vyle's hair and shoves him off, turning him around and setting him up for a top rope bulldog. He raises his arm, but Vyle reaches back, hitting Tanner in the chest. Vyle grabs Tanner pulling him over, holding onto him and slamming him down in a tombstone piledriver. Vyle drops down onto Tanner and Ref Brownlow drops for the count.
1…
2…
Will: James Tanner just barely able to kick out.
Dean: damn!
Vyle grabs Tanner's head and begins nailing right fists into his forehead, slowly measuring him up before each punch. Ref Brownlow warns Vyle, who relents the attack. He picks Tanner up, pushes him back before whipping him into the opposite corner. Tanner hits hard front first, backing him up just to be taken down with a strong clothesline from Vyle to the back of Tanner's head. Vyle grabs the top rope and starts kicking Tanner, stomping down on his back and shoulders before Ref Brownlow makes him stop. He leans down over Tanner, reaching over and pulling back on Tanner's chin, a modified camel clutch applied. Tanner quickly reaches over, dropping his arm over the bottom rope, Ref Brownlow telling Vyle to let go. Ref Browlow counts.
1…
2…
3…
4…Vyle lets go.
Dean: Wise move from Vyle, using as much of the referees five count as he can!
Will: Vyle seems to be getting a grip on this match at the moment!
He stands up and stomps on Tanner's back a few more times before picking him up and shoving him into a corner. Vyle grabs the top rope and stomps at Tanner's midsection. After a few stomps, Vyle grabs both second ropes and drives his shoulder into Tanner, going again, going again. Tanner hops up, rolls over and pulls Vyle over for a sunset flip. Ref Brownlow gets down and counts one before Vyle slams his feet into the side of Tanner's head.
Dean: His grip wasn’t quite so sturdy then!
Will: Tanner was able to counter, but only managed a one!
Vyle rolls back out of it; Tanner picks himself up in the corner. Vyle rushes at Tanner, who sidesteps and shoves Vyle front first into the corner. Tanner drops down and rolls Vyle up in a schoolboy. Ref Brownlow drops down again, only getting another one count before Vyle kicks out, Tanner almost going through the ropes. Tanner pulls himself into the ring and turns, just to be flipped over by Vyle with a short monkey flip from the mat.
Dean: Tanner flipped like a pancake, being flipped by an expert pancake flipper!
Vyle gets up and walks to the getting-up Tanner. He grabs Tanner's hair and pushes him against the ropes, then slings him across the ring fast. Vyle walks to the middle of the ring as Tanner bounces off the ropes. Vyle bends over and Tanner leapfrogs him, stopping, turning quickly and reaches into the back of Vyle's pants to give him a massive wedgie. Vyle stands on tiptoes from the pain, walking around with his mouth dropped open, the crowd laughing.
Dean: HAHAHA, a Wedgie, and looks a Vyles face, he did think that was Vyle!
Will: He looks like he’s swallowed a wasp!
Dean: Vyle might feel a bit red raw after that!
Tanner lets go and Vyle hurries to a corner, adjusting himself as Tanner laughs in the middle of the ring. Tanner wipes away a fake tear before Vyle runs out and takes the unsuspecting Tanner down with a clothesline. Tanner gets right back up, and goes right back down from another clothesline. He stands up once again and Vyle grabs his arm wrenching it around. He raises the arm and pushes it into Tanner, making him drop down to a knee. Vyle puts his leg over Tanner's arm and kneels down, smashing his arm with his knee. Vyle stays there, grinding his knee into Tanner's arm, pulling back on it to add more pressure.
Dean: Vyle gets his leg over! Hehe!
Will: I wouldn’t like to be Tanners arm about now!
Dean: I wouldn’t might with the ladies he has on it!
Ref Brownlow checks on Tanner, who refuses to give up. Vyle picks himself up, pushes himself off the mat, and dropping back down with his knee to Tanner's arm. He grinds it in more, pulling up on it, but Tanner still refuses to give up. Vyle shakes his head, then picks Tanner up off the mat, still twisting his arm. Vyle picks him up, puts his head under Tanner's arm and flips him over with a modified Northern Lights suplex. Ref Brownlow drops down to count.
Will: a quick pin!
1...
2...Tanner starts picking himself up, both men bridging up, going up until Tanner turns them both around, continuing and hooks Vyle's arm, pulling him over in a backslide pin. Ref Brownlow drops down and counts.
Dean: yet another pin!
1...
2…Vyle rolls out.
Both men stand up, but it's Vyle who falls into another pinning predicament. Tanner rolls him in with a small package. Ref Brownlow drops down again, counting.
Will: It’s a pin-fest here!
1…
2…Vyle kicks out.
Both men get up at the same time, Vyle running at Tanner for a clothesline. Tanner ducks it, getting behind Vyle, rolling back, pulling Vyle with him, sitting on his legs and pinning him. Ref Brownlow drops down again, counting.
Dean: and again!
1...
2...
Will: Vyle kicking out before the three.
Dean: Surely one of those must of ended the match!
Will: a quick succession of pinfall attempts, but none of them enough to put either one of them away!
Tanner flies across the ring as Vyle kicks out. Tanner bounces off the ropes as Vyle sits up, then goes back down from a short front dropkick, both feet planting into Vyle's chest. Tanner gets up slightly, grabbing Vyle's legs and flipping him over. Ref Brownlow dropping down for another pin fall count.
1…
2...another kick out.
Will: Tanner really trying to put Vyle away here, but he just can not seem to keep Vyle down for long enough!
Dean: Hence the match is still ongoing!
Tanner rolls to the side as Ref Brownlow backs away from the action, Vyle hitting Tanner with a thumb to the eye. Tanner backs away, holding his eye as Vyle gets up. Vyle picks Tanner up and holding him in the air for a few seconds before falling straight down, Tanner's head slamming into the mat with a brainbuster. Vyle stands up, walks over to Tanner's head, and puts his foot on his forehead and twists around, grinding his foot into Tanner's head. Vyle walks over to the corner and hops up, sitting on the top rope. He stands on the second turnbuckle, measuring Tanner up before jumping off, slamming his knee into Tanner's forehead, busting him open on the spot. Tanner grabs his head in pain as Vyle makes the cover, hooking the leg.
Dean: WOOHOO Blood!
1...
2...a strong kick out by Tanner.
Will: Though the bust open 21 year old is still able to kick out!
Dean: He’s only 21 years old? How old was he when he started wrestling?
Vyle gets up on his knees, looking down at Tanner before grinding his forearm into the side of Tanner's face. Vyle hooks the leg, but just barely gets a one count before Tanner forces his shoulder up off the mat. Vyle shakes his head, pulls Tanner's far arm into his body, hooks his leg again.
1…
2…Tanner uses his free arm to kick out.
Will: Tanner gets free!
Dean: Was he in jail?
Vyle sits on Tanner's free arm, completely covering the man up, pulling his leg in tight.
Will: Another pin from Vyle!
1…
2…Tanner lifts his arm again, this time driving it into Vyle's groin, who instantly pops off of Tanner, surprise written all over his face.
Will: I don’t think he was expecting Tanner to hit him in the groin!
Dean: hey, you seen that video too? 101 funniest groin pains!
Tanner grabs Vyle and rolls him into a small package, but Vyle kicks out at two. Tanner gets up and pulls the still wincing Vyle up to his feet. He whips Vyle into the corner and follows him in with a barrel roll. Tanner looks around the Coliseum before jumping up to the top turnbuckle. Wasting little time Tanner leaps off and hits Bright Nights (swanton bomb). He goes for the cover, but the impact of the move bounced Vyle’s foot onto the bottom rope.
Will: TANNER HITS BRIGHT LIGHTS!
Dean: yeah, but it’s obviously not that great of a move, he can’t even make the pin!
Tanner pulls Vyle to his feet and whips him into the opposite corner. He goes for another barrel roll, but Vyle rolls to the side and Tanner slams into the turnbuckle. Vyle hits a neckbreaker. Vyle picks Tanner up and hits a kneebreaker. He pulls him up and hits a dragon screw takedown. Vyle pulls Tanner to the center of the ring and locks in a figure four leg lock. Tanner screams out in pain and is unable to reverse the move.
Dean: Tap, Tap, Tanners tapping!
Will: NO he’s not!
Tanner looks as if he is about to tap, but Elexia Croix-Fortune jumps out of the crowd and slides into the ring. She bounces back into the ropes and drops a knee onto Vyle’s face. Vyle breaks the hold and is pulled to his feet by Tha Dynasty member. She lifts him up and hits the Mean and Vicious (launching DDT) on Vyle. Ref Brownlow signals for the bell and awards the match to Vyle via DQ.
Dean: Vyle wins!
Will: Yeah, but more importantly Elexia has stuck her nose in!
Dean: her BIG nose in, but as much as I don’t like Tanner, or Vyle, Elexias’ worse… what did Eric ever see in that minger?
Ref Brownlow props Vyle up and raises his hand in victory. Elexia shakes something in her hand before turning and spraying a mist into the face of Vyle. The newcomer screams in pain as Elexia kicks him in the gut bending him over. Elexia quickly locks his head between her arm and drops Vyle with a Mean and Vicious.
Will: What did she just spray into the face of Vyle?
Dean: A Kiss? No, wonder Vyle is screaming in pain!
Elexia looks down at her opponents at the upcoming Crimson. She yells “I’m the Number One Contender” before she rolls out of the ring and walks back up the rampway.
Will: Elexia means business!
Dean: No she’s just mean!
Will: And vicious!
Dean: Yeah, but now we’re cutting live to Hong Kong where we’re standing by to see an Interview with none other than “Buzzing” Electric Sharpe:
--- Live from Hong Kong ---
The scene opens up in a purpose built Interview area, there’s a Hong Kong native sat in one chair, and “Buzzing” Electric Sharpe in one facing.
Interviewer: “We going live to Travesty, as I conduct interview on Mr Sharpe… so Mr Sharpe you spend lots of time in Hong Kong lately under Jackie Lee new regime, how you like it over here.”
Sharpe: “It’s alright, I’m only here to do my job and I do my job very well might I add, but to me Hong Kong is just the same as Atlanta in that people want you to put yourself out for them all the time, they want you to do chat shows, Television Interviews, Radio Interviews, Charity events, etc, etc. It kind of comes with the job that your expected to do all these things AND wrestle, and stay in shape, in truth it’s a hell of a lot to take in doing all the PR and trying to do my job too… and don’t forget to add the traveling times on to that as well, that’s why people in the HKWF haven’t seen me out and about doing the same things I’m known to do day to day in GZW, because I’m a GZW wrestler NOT a HKWF wrestler so although I’ll wrestle here it’s not part of my job here.”
Interviewer: “Ummm well okay, so have you seen many of the sights here in Hong Kong?”
Sharpe: “What sights? All, there is here is loads of busy streets, the best sight I’ve seen since I’ve been here is the damn airport. But hey I’m not here to take a look around like I said I’m here to wrestle, and that’s exactly what I’ll do and on Wyldysde me and my partner Phillip Tytan get the chance to take the Tag-Team titles from HKWF hands… oh how the anit-america crew are going to love that aren’t they.
Sharpe lets out a sarcastic laugh.
Interviewer: “Things take off for you in GZW now too, as you face Pimp Bizkit in a Heaven and Hell match, you look forward to big match?”
Sharpe: “I’m really looking forward to it, I look forward to every big match I have, and this has got to be my biggest so far, but what makes this match so mush sweeter is that it’ll be the first time I have ever face Pimp Bizkit the man who my father trained when he was a young lad in HKWF, and to make it even better than that is that there’s a shot at the World Heavyweight title on the line for Aftermath.”
Interviewer: “Yes indeed, many people big fan of your wrestling, just not so many people like you as person at times, why you think that is?”
Sharpe: “Because I’m a great wrestler, and I know I am that’s why people like to watch me, and they’re jealous of my in ring skills, and they don’t all agree with the boundaries that I push every time I wrestle, but that’s how I wrestle, so no matter how exciting it is people don’t like me because I will push everything to the limit, and I’m not afraid to make people suffer to get where I want to go, and people don’t like that, but it really doesn’t bother I’ll continue to do things my way whether people like it or not, thank you.”
Interviewer: “Unfortunately that all we have time for.”
---- Boiler Room Brawl ----
*** Extreme Championship ***
---- Reject Vs “The Real Deal” Jimmy Williams ----
Will: Now this looks like being quite an extreme match!
Dean: No shit Sherlock, IT IS AN EXTREME MATCH.
Will: Well we have the Extreme Champion of GZW Reject taking on the man who’s now the number one contender to the HKWF Hong Kong title Jimmy Williams.
Dean: Thanks for point out the obvious, but anyway we’re ready to cut backstage.
Backstage we see Senior Travesty Referee Adam Lowe standing at the Boiler room door, where the screen goes into a double screen showing that Jimmy Williams entered the boiler room, and is still in there.
Will: Well Jimmy Williams has been in there for a few minutes now, and Reject is ready now to enter himself.
The screen cuts back to single vision, with The door being opened, and the GZW Extreme Champion steps into the boiler room, after handing the title over too Referee Lowe.
‘Ject: Where are you Williams?
Will: It seems as though ‘Ject has to go in search of Williams here.
Dean: JW is too chicken to fight, he’s NOT extreme enough.
‘Ject walks by a concrete post, but as he does the sneaky Jimmy Williams jumps out with a steal pole he’s picked up, Reject blocks the swing as much as he can, but still feels the brunt of it as he falls to one knee. Williams goes for another shot with the steal pole, but ‘Ject punches JW in the mid-section, and “The Real Deal” promptly drops the pole, and is bent at the double. ‘Ject quickly acts with a couple of quick European Uppercuts that send Jimmy Reeling backwards into a rail.
Will: Now ‘Ject has found Williams this match looks like it could be a great match, but also one that could have drastic effects on both men.
Dean: Particularly on Jimmy Williams who’ll walk, no actually scratch the walking bit for Jimmy.
‘Ject runs at Jimmy looking to knock him over the rail, but Jimmy sees it coming, and counters with a back body drop over the rail which is used as a barrier to stop unauthorized people accessing the machinery beyond it.
Dean: I don’t think they’re authorized to be anywhere near that machine.
Will: I believe it’s a safety mechanism of some sorts, and no I don’t think they’re authorized to use it, let alone use it as a weapon.
Jimmy has climbed over the rail, and grabs the former six time HKWF Hardcore champions head to ram it into the machine, but ‘Ject blocks it, and pokes Jimmy in his eyes, which forces him to release the hold on his head. Reject then picks JW up in a gorilla press , but then lets him down onto his shoulders, before using Jimmy’s skull as a battering ram against the safety machinery, which dents, and Jimmy’s’ forehead busts open.
Dean: We have blood.
Will: We have a broken machine!
Reject pulls up the former GZW Intercontinental Champion, and throws him over the barrier from where he came from, and the former RWF Intercontinental Champion follows him. Staying on top of JW the 27 Year old Pennsylvanian stomps on him a number of times, before giving Jimmy some time to pull himself up with the aid of the barrier/rail.
Dean: No keep on him Ject!
Will: But wait, it was a plan, and Reject charges in with a knee, but it was indeed proven to be a slight mistake on Rejects’ part as Jimmy manages to dodge the bullet, and Rejects knee collides with the rail, causing ‘Ject to suck up the pain, only to get hit with a neckbreaker, from the Texan.
Dean: Well Reject makes a rare mistake on his part.
Will: Or was it just intelligence on the part of Jimmy.
Dean: Now that’s a laugh the word Intelligence and Jimmy Williams used in the same breath.
Despite the move from Jimmy, Reject is still first up to his feet, Jimmy is upm to one knee, and ‘Ject spies his opportunity with a clubbing blow to the back of Jimmy Williams, before trying to pull Jimmy up for a powerbomb, or maybe a piledriver, but Jimmy blocks it. Reject hits Jimmy on the back again a couple of times before trying again, but to no avail as Jimmy blocks it again. Ject once again hits a few punches to Jimmys’ back, before looking for a DDT, but Jimmy Runs whilst in position driving CMC’s clients back into a wall.
Will: Human bodies just weren’t meant to be driven into walls like that!
Dean: Humans where never meant to be as ugly as Jimmy though either!
‘Ject hold his back in pain, But Jimmy keeps on top of Reject now, as he begins to choke out Reject.
Will: That’s a choke hold from Jimmy Williams!
Dean: Dirty Bastard!
Will: You can’t say that at this time!
Dean: I just did!
Reject has slumped down to the floor, as Jimmy relentlessly chokes him. When it looks as though R’Ject is down and out, Jimmy seems to spot something in the corner of his eye as he momentarily leaves ‘Ject slumped on the ground.
Will: Where is he going?
Dean: To the exit to win this thing?
Will: No wait… Jimmy is back with a wheel barrow, what does he have planned with a wheel barrow? and what on earth is there one in the boiler room for?
Jimmy runs with wheel barrow, Reject seems to be coming too a little as Jimmy reaches him once more. Jimmy then pulls Reject up, and hits a couple of measured punches to the head of ‘Ject. Before scoop slamming him right into the wheel barrow.
Will: what’s Jimmy going to do now?
Dean: Wheel him around, hehe!
Jimmy grabs the wheel barrow, and runs with reject in it up to a set of stairs, the bottom wheel stops the barrow, but the momentum slings Reject out of the wheel barrow on to the steal stairs which he smacks into with the whole of his body.
Will: Ouch!
Dean: and that’s cut Rejects cheek open there on the steps!
Jimmy tosses the wheel barrow away satisfied with the damage that he has been able to inflict on Reject with its use, before walking over the top of Reject, then beginning to drag him up the steal flight of stairs.
Will: That can not be a pleasant sensation for Reject, as he’s been dragged up the flight of steps like that.
Reject manages to stop the dragging though, as he positions his feet on a step so that Jimmy can’t pull him any further, no matter how much force he tries to use. Jimmy tries stomps on Rejects head trying to make Reject stop blocking but to no avail.
Dean: Well that’s stopped him!
Jimmy pauses momentarily, before an idea strike him, he climbs up onto the rail next to the stairs, and steadies himself, but Reject manages to kick it causing it to wobble, and Jimmy falls backwards onto the steal floor from a considerable height.
Will: My god, Jimmy could have just broken his back.
Dean: and the floor!
Will: and oh my Reject is getting to his feet, after all he’s already taken in this match.
Reject looks over the stair rail, considering a high risk move, but opts against it despite seeing Jimmy sprawled out on the floor, he decides to walk around instead, but does so slowly due to the pain that has been inflicted on him to far.
Will: I thin Jimmy is out of this now, it’s all Rejects’ for the taking.
Dean: Jimmy obviously isn’t the King of Extreme… “Buzzing” Electric Sharpe is!
Will: I think Reject will argue that point with you!
Reject kicks Williams’ as though he’s checking that Jimmy isn’t playing possum, Reject then pulls a dazed “Real Deal” up to his feet, but positions himself behind Jimmy Williams, as he picks him up he hits a Storm Cradle Driver/Half Nelson into a cradle Piledriver…
Will: REJECTION…. From Reject!
Dean: What a move…. Or as Mario would say INSTANT REPLAY!!
Will: That has to be it, Williams’ looks in no shape to continue after his skull just bounced up off the concrete!
Dean: Poor Floor!
Reject lets Jimmy fall to the floor, unconscious on the ground, he slowly stands to his feet, and looks down at Jimmy Williams, seemingly content with the damage he has caused, he looks over towards the door!
Will: Reject retains, as he looks set to escape from the boiler room!
Reject slowly heads, towards the door, exhausted he takes his time, but at the same time knowing he has the time to make it to the door!
Will: I’m just getting word that there’s something happening backstage!
The picture cuts into a double screened shot, as we see on the other side of the boiler room door Mr Klown, taking out the nearby referee, the screens become one though as Reject opens up the boiler room door, only to be met with a baseball bat to the side of his skull!
Will: Reject should have this won, but Mr Klown with a vicious attack here!
Dean: That sneaky Ass Clown, Reject was just about to retain his title, which he’ll be defending against Mr Klown on Crimson, but Mr Klown looks like he wants to weaken him up a little!
Reject is able to take the brunt of the baseball bat shot, but he reels backwards heading back into the boiler room, Mr Klown follows him, as he continues striking the GZW Extreme Champion, causing ‘Ject to continue reeling backwards!
Will: Although I don’t particularly like Reject, I can not condone what Mr Klown is doing here!
Dean: I can though… look at the funny Clown go!
Will: Funny? What’s so funny about attacking someone with a baseball bat?
Dean: The fact that it’s a member of the Disorder!
Reject continues to be struck with the baseball, bat as Mr Klown eventually corners Reject, he then begins to strike the GZW Extreme Champion with vicious strikes, and Rejects resistance to the vicious strikes begins to fade some what.
Will: This isn’t right, as much as I dislike these type of matches, I can not stress enough that interference can not be tolerated!
Dean: Shut it you, you sound like that whiner Jackie Lee!
Will: I happen to agree with what Jackie Lee has been doing in the HKWF.
Dean: You would!
Rejects face is all bust open now, as Mr Klown looks down at the beaten Reject, a smile from inside the mask of Mr Klown can almost be seen, but out of the corner of his eye, he now notices Jimmy Williams hobbling over towards to door!
Dean: After what Mr Klown has just done, it looks as though Jimmy Williams is going to be able to steal this one now!
Will: Well at least it will be an end to the match, but what will this mean for the Crimson line-up? And more so will it mean Mr Klown still gets his shot at the Extreme title?
Mr Klown, charges at Jimmy Williams, in attempt to stop him from him escaping, but it’s to late, as Jimmy has reached the door, much before Mr Klown can reach him..
Will: That’s it,
Dean: No the door isn’t opening!
Will: My god you’re right Dean!... Jimmy Williams’ desperately tries to open the door, but it’s stuck, and will not budge, all Jimmy is able to do, is pull at the door harder, but it’s all in vein, as Mr Klown connects with the baseball bat, into the mid-section of Jimmy Williams at pace.
Will: Mr Klown just knocked seven bells out of Jimmy Williams, but why wouldn’t the door open?
Dean: Maybe he was trying to push when he should pull!
Will: Hang on we’re going backstage once again
The screen once again cuts backstage, to the opposite side of the boiler room door, as we now see “Buzzing” Electric Sharpe inserting a set of golf clubs between the door and the handle as to stop the door being opened!
Will: My god, Sharpe has locked everyone in the boiler room!
Dean: Ha, ha genius! Sharpe has just played a hell of a stunt, which in turn cause all of the men going for HIS title, more pain!
Will: Some may say justice has been served as Reject should have already won the match, but I’m by no means condoning any of this.
Back on the inside, Jimmy Williams is slumped up against the door, as Mr Klown now stands above him with the baseball bat in hand!
Will: This is just sick, Mr Klown’s attitude since turning some what nasty has been nothing short of disgraceful!
Dean: I thought it was quite entertaining really!
Mr Klown throws away the baseball bat, as he picks Jimmy Williams up to his feet, he then sets him up for a powerbomb, but he’s unable to pull Jimmy all the way up, and instead hits the botched powerbomb known as…
Will: LAUGHING STOCK!
Dean: Now I know Jimmy Williams isn’t exactly the best of wrestlers, but there’s no need to call him that.
Will: No, Mr Klown just hit his move known as the Laughing Stock, and Jimmys neck could be in a bad way here, after that botched move!
Mr Klown laughs as he sees Jimmy on the floor, and looks quite proud of himself, he tries the door, but soon realizes that it isn’t for opening, and turns his attention back to JW.
Will: This doesn’t look good for Jimmy now!
Mr Klown, gets on top of the younger brother of Nathan Williams, and begins to choke him out. Jimmy fights against it, punching Mr Klown to the mask, this causes Mr Klown to keep releasing the choke hold… until Mr Klown punches Jimmy in the throat!
Will: My god a punch to the throat, and Jimmy looks in some pain!
Jimmy rolls to his side, as he coughs up some blood, but suddenly the boiler room door swings open.
Dean: What now?
Will: It’s the Disorder, presumably come to collect Reject!
Kaine, charges in making a bee line for Mr Klown, as the two begin brawling, Seven then runs to the back of the boiler room, as he picks up Reject onto his shoulders, and begins to carry him out.
Will: The Disorder coming in a perhaps saving Reject!
Dean: Well they’re a stable they DO work together!
With Kaine, and Mr Klown still brawling, and Jimmy Williams still down on the floor, Reject is able to escape from the boiler room on Sevens’ shoulders, and a now revived Referee Adam Lowe, is left with no choice but to declare Reject the winner!
Will: The Champion wins, and retains his title!
Dean: But what a hellatious match, I sure enjoyed it!
Will: Well we’re going to cut now to an advert, as officials will attend to and break up any fights continuing in the boiler room!
Dean: And we’ll be waiting for the Main Event!
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---- Backstage ----
The scene opens up with “The Living Legend” Pimp Bizkit and the young GZW Interviewer Jeff backstage moments before the Main Event Tag-Team match.
Jeff: “Jeff here, with “The Living Legend” Pimp Bizkit as he prepares for his Main Event match up. So Pimp what are your thoughts as you near the match?
The “Human Miracle” laughs slightly at the question.
Pimp: “What kind of a question is that Jeff, I’m thinking that I’m ready, and I’m going into the match to face two people I’m better than, the only problem is that I have a tag-team partner that’s possibly worse than both of them, so what are my thoughts? That if I want to win this match, I’m going to have to do it alone without Magic because he’s no use what so ever.”
Jeff: “So I guess you’re not happy that you’re teaming with Sean Fiery?”
Pimp: “Well done Einstein, of course I’m not happy why on earth would I happy about teaming with a Fiery? But it looks like it has been booked that way doesn’t it, so Sean do you job and get beat up for me, do your job and play tactic human shield which is just about the most useful job for you, block whatever offence they throw at me, and I’ll do the rest got it?”
Pimp Bizkit walks off screen, and the camera focuses in on Jeff.
Jeff: “Well that was Pimp Bizkit, and now for the Main Event!”
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*** MAIN EVENT ***
---- Tag Team Match ----
---- Sean “Magic” Fiery & “The Living Legend” Pimp Bizkit Vs “The Lone Gunman” John Taylor & “The Untouchable” Kaine ----
Will: hello all, and we’re just getting ready for tonight’s main event the tag-team match with Sean Fiery and Pimp Bizkit taking on John Taylor and Kaine… all the semi-finalists of the Lord of the Coliseum will be involved in this match.
Dean: Yes, but I don’t understand why would they team the teams up like this, none of them like each other, so why not just book it as a fatal fourway or something?
Will: Well the booking committees always work in mysterious ways, and this time is no different.
The arena goes pitch black, and the entrance is lit up by Lime green lights leading down to the ring and "Imperium" by Machine Head begins to play. As the song begins to kick in Pimps name flashes in time with the tune for a while and as soon as the lyrics kick in there's a Flash, And Pimp appears at the top of the ramp way. Pimp slowly and cockily walks down the ramp, sneering at the crowd, Pimp then enters the ring by going through the ropes, and flexing his muscles to the crowd.
Will: As cocky, and as arrogant as ever.
Dean: I know these fans should really learn some manners!
"Here To
Stay" by Korn kicks in as the fans begin to stand to their feet in cheers.
Magic comes out from behind the curtains, carrying his signature sledgehammer
to a large ovation from the crowd. He stands at the top of the ramp and looks
around with his usual psychotic grin. Magic then lifts the sledgehammer over
his head and slams it down on the ramp in front of him. Just as the hammer
makes contact, a display of pyros set off behind him. He makes his way down to
the ring, having a conversation with himself and his sledgehammer. He then
slides under the bottom rope and gets inside the ring. Once inside he climbs to
the second rope and holds his sledgehammer up. He then kisses the hammer and
slides it out of the ring to the ring announcer.
Will: And there’s
Pimp’s partner for tonight, and I really can’t seem them co-existing at all.
Dean: and why should
Pimp co-exist with that punk?
Will: They are a team
tonight, that’s why.
In the ring both Pimp, and Magic begin to argue with each other, obviously not getting along from the off when suddenly The lone, gut-wrenching introductory guitar riff of Every Time I Die's "In The Event That Everything Should Go Terribly Wrong" escapes the sound system as the lighting in the arena turns to grey, giving the impression that the entire arena is being captured through a black & white camera. As the almost animalistic drum work and Keith Buckley's distant, inaudible vocals kick in, the lighting turns to a "night-vision" style red. Shown on the Zerotron are various clips of John Taylor competing against various wrestlers; some masked Mexicans, Asians, unknown Caucasians as well as the likes of "Smooth Operator" Billy Bond, James "Monarch" Corbin, Hades Fiery, Pimp Bizkit and "El Gambit" Santiago DeTouwce, amongst others. Both the GZW2K1 and HKWF World Heavyweight Championship belts draped rigidly over either shoulder, The Lord Of The Coliseum, "The Lone Gunman" John Taylor, steps out onto the stage to a vicious amount of heel heat. Completely focused, he marches methodically down the walkway. Reaching the ring apron, Taylor slowly removes the title belts from his shoulders and slides them into the ring under the bottom rope. Paying absolutely no attention to the hostile crowd surrounding him, he ascends the steps before stepping slowly through the middle and top rope. Taylor scoops up the belts and holds them high above his head, to a less than enviable crowd reaction. Handing his prized possessions carefully to the referee, Taylor throws a number of rapid punches and tugs at the ropes, warming himself up as the lighting returns to normal and his music slowly fades to silence.
Will: The Lord of the Coliseum 2004, the “Lone Gunman” John Taylor has really been something else since returning to the GZW.
Dean: aye, he’s been on one hell of a lucky streak… with luck like that I’d do the lottery!
All three men are in the ring now, and they’re all arguing, all three push each other, but before they can get into any real action “Feuer Frei” by Rammstein kicks in, and out from the backstage area comes “The Untouchable” Kaine of the Disorder. But the action ahs already started in the ring, as Pimp Bizkit has begun before the bell hitting a few blows in on “The Lone Gunman”, he then swings John into the ropes, and Magic connects with a spinning heel kick.
Will: And although the bell hasn’t rang Pimp, and Magic actually did something as a team there!
Dean: It was to John Taylor though, why not put that idiot down, and then they can fight each other!
Sean Fiery begins with mounted punches on Lord Taylor, pummeling without giving him a moments rest, referee Adam Lowe calls for the bell signaling the beginning of the match, as he pulls Fiery up to his feet, and John gets to his knees, as the “Desert Storm” goes for a boot to the mid-section Taylor swats it away, and Magic ends up on his back too.
Dean: Fiery on his backside again… it’s such a shame Pimp has to work with such a lazy slob.
Will: I know what he must feel like then!
Both men get to their feet, and Fiery goes to the ropes, and comes back looking for a clothesline, that’s ducked by Taylor. Sean comes off the next set of ropes, but is taken down with a Russian leg sweep by “The Lone Gunman”, who then locks Fiery in an ankle lock. Fiery goes to punch Gunman to break the hold with a punch, but Gunman anticipates it, and then locks on an armba, for a couple of seconds, before locking in a crippler crossface, but “Magic” manages to scramble his way over to get his foot on the ropes, and Lowe breaks the submission hold.
Will: Some great technical submission holds from John there.
Dean: bah, they’re nothing compared to the Final Choke!
Gunman is first up to his feet, and pulls Sean up with him instantly locking in a wrist lock, he then hits Fiery with a couple of shoulder blocks, before taking him down with a short arm clothesline.
Will: Taylor starting to take over in this match.
Dean: Still no tags have been made though… I want to see Pimp Bizkit for fucks sake.
Will: But none of these men like each other, I don’t see any of them tagging out unless they really desperately need too.
Taylor, stomps on Fiery a couple of times, before he finally gets up to one knee where Taylor swings him into the far ropes, but he comes off the near ropes himself, and hits a running shoulder charge on Fiery.
Will: At the moment Magic just can’t seem to get into this fight.
Dean: I’ll agree that John has done a good job in getting the momentum of this match in his favor so far.
With Sean still on the apron John gets to his feet, and keeps on Magic not giving him a moment, as he pulls up one of the legs of Magic, and drives it into the apron hard, before stomping on the back of “The Desert Storms” Knee.
Will: John weakening up Seans’ knee perhaps preparing him for the silencer!
Dean: yeah, well done Einstein!
John pulls Sean up to his feet, and whips him into the ropes, John stands there, and Sean “Magic” Fiery goes for a Hurracarina, but “The Lone Gunman” seems to have had it scouted, and goes for a powerbomb, but that doesn’t work either as Fiery anticipated that, and instead hits a sunset flip into a cover!
ONE…
TWO….
Will: Kickout!
Dean: Didn’t that same thing happen at LotC excepts Gunman hit the powerbomb!
Will: Would explain why they both had it scouted on one another!
Both men get up to their feet, and this time Sean Fiery whips the “Lone Gunman” into the ropes, but Pimp Bizkit kicks “Gunman” in the back as he hits the ropes, and Sean Fiery manages to counter with a cradle roll up!
ONE…
TWO….
Will: No Gunman kicks out!
Dean: Pimp just helped out Sean Fiery why?
Will: I think it was more a case of opportunism on Pimps part!
Again Sean is up to his feet, and pulls Gunman quickly up to his, as once again he whips Gunman into the ropes, but Gunman comes back hitting a spear straight into a series of dirty punches by the former HKWF hitman!
Dean: Referee, looks at those closed fists!
Gunman is quickly up to his feet, and pulls Sean up to his, and straight up onto his shoulder, "El Pistolero Solitario" goes for the running shoulder breaker, but Pimp once again make his presence felt as he holds Fierys’ legs as Gunman tries to run, Pimp pulls Sean back down, and Fiery hits something of a reverse DDT!
Dean: What a move by Sean Fiery… he doesn’t do too much good, but that was good!
Will: Pimp Bizkit interfered that’s the only reason, Sean Fiery hit that move!
Dean: Yeah, it’s all thanks to Pimp well done Pimp!
Sean is first to his feet, but is instantly tagged out by the “Human Miracle” who slap tags himself in. Sean is obviously not too happy by this and shoves “The Living Legend” backwards, Pimp then shoves “The Desert Storm” back with authority, before charging in, and Sean hits a hip toss on Pimp Bizkit, and then another, however the third time, Pimp gets a boot up to the Mid-section of the owner of Desert Storm inc, and locks in a headlock and gives “Magic” a Noogie on his head, and then strikes him with a knee, before clotheslineing him over the top rope to the outside.
Will: Pimp just hit Noogie Two on Sean Fiery!
Dean: Haha, Pimp just gave Sean Fiery a Noogie… Hillarious!
As Pimp goes to turn his attention back to the GZW World Heavyweight Champion, he finds John waiting, and he hits a series of chop blocks, John then takes the “Living Legend” down with an armbar, before going for his finisher the silencer, but “The Human Miracle” is too close to the ropes, and Referee Lowe doesn’t allow JT to hold the move in long enough to make much of an effect!
Will: You’ve always got to be careful of the Gunmans’ Silencer as it’s very much a dreaded move in the world of CCW!
John is the first up to his feet, as “The Mid-Card Killer” gets to his knee, John goes to pull PB up, but gets hit with a shot to the stomach, as Pimp gets to his feet and drives Johns head into his knee, before a big European uppercut sends John down to the mat, keeping the advantage Pimp puts his foot on Johns’ head, and twists it grazing the forehead of John with his boot!
Dean: Haha, now John will see just how much that move burns!
Will: burns?
Dean: Yeah it’s like a Chinese burner!
Pimp pulls John up to his feet by his hair, and then whips him into a spare turnbuckle, and follows up with a spear, before whipping John to the opposite corner, he then comes out of the corner looking for the move he calls Whippy Cream, with a forearm to Johns’ head, but John dodges, seemingly knowing what was coming. Pimp smashes into the turnbuckle which seems to take the wind out of Pimp, and John then hits a high angles Release German Suplex on the owner of Bizkits’ Lapdanicng club. Satisifed with the damage he’s caused he then tags in his partner Kaine!
Will: Here comes Kaine.
Dean: You see that? John obviously doesn’t want a piece of Pimp Bizkit, so he tags out, like a little girl!
Will: Since when has our GZW World Heavyweight Champion been a little girl?
Dean: Tonya Glory, ring any bells?
Pimp gets to his feet, and turns expecting to find “The Lone Gunman” but instead he sees “The Untouchable” who hits him with a standing drop kicks, Pimp wobbles but doesn’t go down instantly, the Disorder member comes off the ropes, and hits a jumping calf kick on “The Living Legend”.
Will: Nice move by Kaine!
Dean: Pffft… was alright!
Pimp gets straight back up to his feet, but the quick Kaine, moves in coming off the ropes, big boot from PB but Kaine slides underneath, and as Pimp turns around he gets a spinning heel kick to the side of his head, which knocks Pimp down, and Kaine follows up by flipping himself over and then hitting a fancy Legdrop on “The Human” Miracle” and goes for the pin!
Will: ONE…. TWO….
Dean: No Pimp powered out!
Kaine walks over to the corner, as he waits for the Former GZW World Heavyweight Champion to get to his feet, but as he does he sees Kaine, and charges him. Kaine quick to counter hits a super kick that echo’s throughout the arena. Kaine then springs himself on the second rope turning in mid-air to hit and elbow drop on PB, into another cover!
Will: ONE… TWO…
Dean: No Pimps’ foot is on the bottom rope!
Will: Good ring presence from Pimp Bizkit!
“The Untouchable” goes straight to the ropes, again giving PB time to get to his feet once more, Kaine comes in with a leg scissors take down, but Pimp is able to counter it with a modified helicopter spinning Kaine around, and around in the air, before eventually letting him go crashing to he mat, Pimp looks dizzy, but somehow is stumbles over to his corner, and Sean Fiery smacks PB tagging himself in!
Dean: BOOO HISSS…. Look how disgraceful that tag was by “Magic”
Will: Pimp did exactly the same thing before!
Dean: Pimp’s allowed to!
Kaine still down on the floor near the ropes, and is pulling himself up with the aid of them, Fiery comes off the opposite ropes, and then comes crashing down on Kaine causing his throat to be caught between his leg and the rope!
Will: Ouch that moves does nothing to help a sore throat!
Dean: Certainly helps you choke though… then again Kaine should know all about choking!
Will: How you figure? Kaine is a former LCW World Heavyweight Champion!
Dean: Has he done anything here though?
Sean pulls Kaine up to his feet, an kicks him in the mid-section before coming off the ropes looking for a fame asser, but doesn’t connect as Kaine moves, and comes off the nearest ropes and clotheslines “Magic” down to the mat.
Will: Fiery misses a Fame Asser!
Dean: With his BIG Asser!
Kaine runs to the far ropes, and Fiery follows, “The Untouchable” springboards off the middle rope, and catches “Magic” charging in with a drop kick, before climbing up to the top of a spare turnbuckle, as readying himself as Sean Fiery gets his knees!
Will: Pimp just shook the rope!
Dean: And look at Kaines face hahaha!
Kaine now hangs precariously now at the top of the turnbuckle, and Sean Fiery moves in, and after a couple of punches sets Kaine up and hits a top rope hurricarina on “The Untouchable”
Will: A great move from “The Desert Storm”
Fiery moves in for the pin….
ONE….
TWO…..
THREE…
Will: No Kaine gets his shoulder up… just!
Fiery thought he had it won there, and looks surprised as Ref Lowe signals just a two count.
Dean: No, it was a two count you fool!
Kaine is still down on the apron, as “Fiery” gets to his feet, and points to the turnbuckle. The fans cheer for the Tweener, now babyface, as he ascends the turnbuckle, as prepares himself to go for the Abra Kadabra! (HBK Style Elbow from top rope.)
Will: The fans are on their feet for the fan favorite here!
Magic jumps off, but just too late as “The Untouchable” rolls out of the way, and he gets nothing but canvas, there are gasps of disappointment from the crowd, but his partner Pimp laughs at him!
Dean: haha, he should retire now, before he gets humiliated… even more I mean!
Kaine rolls over near his corner, and “The Lone Gunman” and the dual CCW Heavyweight Champion doesn’t hesitate in tagging himself back into the match!
Will: And we’re back to where we started with the two people in the ring!
JT gets into the ring as SF gets to his feet. John chops Magic back into the ropes, before whipping him across the ring, Fiery goes for a clothesline, but Taylor anticipates it as he catches the arm, and hooks the other, and hits a backslide on his fellow Lord of the Coliseum finalist.
Will: ONE… TWO…. THREE…..
Dean: No?
Will: No, Sean did just manage to get his should out at the last possible mili-second there!
John, and Sean get to their feet, John slightly quicker than the “Desert Storm”, John kicks Sean in the Mid-Section before hitting a DDT into another cover…
ONE…
TWO…
Will: No Magic gets his shoulder up again!
Dean: John did come close there though!
John up to his feet, and as Sean tries to get to his, JT kicks the back of SF’s leg, which sends him back down to the mat. “The Lone Gunman” pulls Sean’s leg up and kicks it at the back of it once more!
Will: John weakening Magic’s legs here, perhaps weakening him up for the silencer?
Dean: One would think that yes!
John now pulls Sean’s leg over to the ropes, where he lays it on the middle rope, and then he comes crashing down on it, Magic yelps in pain a little, before John repeats the move on the husband of Steph Fiery!
Will: John is clearly working on his leg now!
Magic eventually swats John away with his free leg, but John slides to the outside, and proceeds to tie “The Desert Storm’s” leg up in the ropes, much against the pleas of Ref Lowe.
Dean: Gunman, trapping his leg in the ropes, and Sean can’t go anywhere now he’s trapped!
Sean tries to free his leg, as “The Lone Gunman” slides back inside the ring, and comes off the opposite ropes, but Fiery is unable to release his leg in time, and neither is the referee as Gunman connects with a running boot to the trapped leg of the 33 year old!
Will: Ouch, and there wasn’t anything Sean could do about it!
The referee now starts to try and release the “Desert Storms” leg, as John sets himself up, and hits a running knee into the head of Sean Fiery, before hitting a series of mounted punches on “Magic”.
Will: And referee Lowe has finally manage to free Sean’s leg!
Dean: but the damage has already been done!
“The Lone Gunman” gets up to his feet, and goes to the ropes, and returns as Fiery has just managed to pull himself up with the ropes, Fiery pulls the ropes down, and John goes flying over the top rope, and Fiery collapses in the ring!
Will: Magic is able to counter that move sending Gunman to the outside, but he cannot capitalize. He really could do with making a tag to his partner!
Dean: Indeed, in fact Sean should have let Pimp go it alone… there wouldn’t have been any problems then!
On the mat Sean looks up, and sees PB near the turnbuckle, who even offers him a tag, but Sean turns his nose up at “The Living Legend” and doesn’t even bother to try and make the tag!
Will: Magic wants to go it alone, and as much as I know that Magic and Pimp have never seen eye to eye, Magic probably could really do with tagging him in!
Dean: He’s too dumb to realize that’s near enough his only choice!
After somewhat thinking about it, Sean holds his hand out allowing Pimp to tag it, but PB brushes the hand he had stretched out through his shaved head, and offers him the other hand!
Dean: Hahaha, Shit on you Sean Fiery!
“The Lone Gunman” is now back in the ring, and drags “Magic” into the middle of the ring, ramming his already sore knee into the canvas!
Will: That was disgraceful for “The Living Legend”
Dean: Hahahaha, I loved it!
“The Lone Gunman” locks in the Silencer on Sean “Magic” Fiery, and the outcome looks to be within close proximity as Sean “Magic” Fiery screeches in pain!
Will: Could this be the same outcome as the Lord of the Coliseum?
Dean: Looks like it could quite easily be that way!
Suddenly a cup of coke flies across the ring from Pimps direction, which smacks “The Untouchable” Kaine in the face, and irate Kaine bursts into the ring trying to get at Pimp, but the referee is forced to stop him!
Will: My God Pimp Bizkit just threw that cup of coke at Kaine, no wonder he’s irate!
Dean: And look now!
Pimp Bizkit has no entered the ring behind Ref Lowe’s back, and hits a Reverse DDT on an unsuspecting “Lone Gunman”
Will: Maybe this match isn’t over yet!
PB drags Magic over to their corner, and Ref Lowe turns around to see Pimp tagging himself into the match. Pimp stalks the “Lone Gunman” as he positions himself behind JT, as he gets to his feet Pimp is quick to lock in the Final Choke as the crowd boos “The Living Legend”
Will: No wonder the crowd are booing!
Dean: mindless morons!
John holds on refusing to tap out, but the “Living Legend” has the move synched in, as they both fall to the mat!
Dean: Just give up Gunman!
Gunman holds on, and on, an on, but eventually he taps having nowhere to go, and having the move locked on in the middle of the ring!
Dean: Pimp wins, Pimp wins!
Will: In somewhat shoddy fashion, but yes Pimp has picked up the win for his team.
Pimps hand is raised as the winner as Ref Lowe declares his team the winners and Magic is walking up the ramp after his teams victory but still does not look very happy with Pimp getting the winning submission. He gets to the top of the ramp and turns around to look at the ring with a troubled look on his face when…
Will: JUSTIN SHARP!!!
Dean: Where?
Sean is plowed from behind with a brutal chairshot to the back, sending a sick thud out into the arena. The crowd half cheers and half boos the returning two-time Intercontinental Champion. “Desert Storm” falls hard onto the steel rampway, as Justin looks on with a sick smile. He crouches down and taunts Magic to get up again, and as soon as Sean gets to one knee, Justin smashes the chair back into his spine!!
Will: Justin is taking Sean Fiery apart with that steal chair this just isn’t fair!
Dean: What’s so good about, since when has being fair got anyone anywhere in life?
Justin smirks at the crowds boos and reaches down and pulls the injured “Forsaken One” up by his hair and begins to drag him down to the ring. Pimp stands at the bottom of the ramp and looks at the attack, he steps to the side though as Justin pulls Sean by him, stopping momentarily to look over at his former stable member and gives him a little smile and a nod.
Will: What was that look all about? Have them two had something cooked up here?
Dean: It wouldn’t surprise me, they where part of one of the greatest stable you know
Will: Better than the Heretics?
Dean: I said one of… not THE BEST!
The eldest Sharp sibling rolls Sean into the ring as “The Untouchable” Kaine, rolls out the other side. Justin slides into the ring, with the steel chair still in hand just as the GZW2K1 World Heavyweight Champion gets the rest of the way to his feet, after watching the attack from a sitting position on the mat. He and Justin stare each other down but no words are exchanged, JS points to his waist and motions that he’ll be holding a title there soon. Taylor moves in closer and the 2004 Lord of the Coliseum and Justin are nose to nose as the fans begin to cheer for a preview of the upcoming Crimson bout between the two.
Will: Is Taylor going to help Magic?
Dean: Why would he, he dislikes Sean, as much as everyone else around here
Just as it looks like things are about to blow, Justin quickly reacts and again smacks the steel chair over the back of a rising Sean Fiery. Taylor takes the shot and slides out of the ring, just as Justin swings the chair in his direction but misses and hits the mat. The “Fightiest Lightheavyweight Champion” and possibly the “greatest lightheayvweight champion” exchange a glare, before Justin breaks it by flipping Lord Taylor off. John doesn’t take his eyes off of Justin until he gets to the ramp and turns and walks to the back.
Will: No one is saving Magic, why are people just allowing this to happen!
Dean: Well what friends does he actually have left?.. They’ve all left him, because he’s a shit friend
Will: you can’t say that on tele!
Dean: I just did!
Left alone in the ring with Magic, Justin drops the chair to the mat and kicks it towards the center of the ring. He pulls Magic up and holds his head in hands.
Justin: “Your finished…”
Will: Justin is one sick bastard!
Dean: And I can’t say Shit?
The crowd boos heavily now everything Sharp does, as he pulls Magic up to his feet… only to kick him in the stomach! He hooks both of “The Forsaken Ones” arms and places his head between his legs…
Will: Justin Sharp looks like he’s going to finish Magic off here with a Hydra on the Steal Chair!
Dean: yeah… do it man!
Justin looks deadly serious as he pulls Magic up and delivers one the hardest Hydra’s in his GZW history, right onto the steel chair!!!
With the crowd now in a frenzy, Justin stands and looks over his prey with a look of dead seriousness, he spits on the back of “The Forsaken One” and then raises both hands out to the side and looks up into the air. (Think Raven here.)
Will: My God Justin has just taken Magic down, I’m thinking he’s going to be receiving a fine for this
Dean: I’m sure he’ll gladly pay a fine to do that again, and again to him.
Will: Well unfortunately that’s all we have time for here!
Dean: Wooo, and what a show it has been!
Will: Well thanks for watching, and be sure to tune into HKWF’s Wyldsyde AND Crimson coming soon!