opening segment

Anto McCarthy vs. NeCro

"Lithium" by Nirvana lightly escapes the P.A. and the word 'NeCro' flashes across the HKWFTron.

Nelson: Here comes one of the earliest members of Zander Frost's MisFits.

NeCro stumbles down to the ring and climbs inside.  Before he can even settle himself, the spoken introduction to The Prodigy's "Their Law" cuts in.

"What we're dealing with here is a total lack of respect for the law..."

A cracking guitar riff takes over as the stages explodes with pyro.  Speeding out onto the stage riding a cheap moped comes Irishman Anto McCarthy.  Wasting absolutely no time, the Dubliner slides into the ring - NeCro as a reflex makes a swift exit.

NeCro waltzes unsurely around the ring, but McCarthy does nothing of the sort.  The volatile Dubliner gets in NeCro's face and shoves him backward.  The larger man stumbles backward and almost allows himself to be shoved again.  McCarthy calls him a "fuckin' retard" before headbutting him.  NeCro takes this to heart and shoves the cruiserweight hard in retaliation.  McCarthy goes flying to the mat and hits it hard.  Not quite gracefully, Anto scrambles back to his feet and charges at the masked man on the far side of the ring.  NeCro awkwardly goes for a clothesline but misses almost laughably.  An experienced fighter, Anto manages to nip NeCro in the ribs with a left jab before tumbling to safety.

Nelson: This McCarthy's methods aren't pretty, but they're pretty effective!

Samson: For FUCK'S sake, Pat?  How long were you waiting to crack out that zinger?

Nelson: Joshua!  Watch your mouth!

Samson: We're back on HKWF programming, Pat...  Gratuitous swearing is the order of the day.  You bastard.

Nelson sighs.  Anto comes at the semi-kneeling NeCro from behind and grabs a hold of his dreadlocks.  Yanking at them for leverage, he plants a stiff boot to the spine.  NeCro yelps in pain and falls forward.  Now on his hands and knees, the MisFit tries to crawl away...  Surprisingly fast.  Not bothered to follow, the smaller McCarthy slides awkwardly out of the ring.  The Irishman, having built up a name for himself in recent weeks as 'The One To Watch', receives a huge cheer as he lifts up the ring apron and begins to search around inside.

Crumb: What's he got there?

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Crumb: McCARTHY'S GOT A FREAKIN' RAKE!!!

Samson: C'mon, Anto - Rake to the eye!  Ahahaha.

NeCro charges at the armed Dubliner but can't avoid the crushing impact as McCarthy brings the blunt side of the steel head of the garden tool right down on NeCro's masked face...

Nelson: DEAR GOD!!!

Samson: Pffft...  He didn't even use the pointy bits.  What a pansy-

...AND FOLLOWS THROUGH WITH A HORIZONTAL SLICE WITH THE SHARP SIDE!!!  THE VELOCITY TAKES A CHUNK OF SKIN FROM NECRO'S ABDOMEN AND THE MISFIT GOES DOWN LIKE A TON OF BRICKS!!!

The crowd absolutely roar at the barbaric sight - mostly in support and approval.  McCarthy, still new to the business of pinning an opponent, awkwardly moves in and hooks NeCro's leg.

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!!!

Zander Frost vs. Seth Raide