HKWF Wyldesyde 06 November 2004

---Earlier In The Day---

Behind his oak desk sits the longtime President of Hong Kong Wrestling Federation and CEO of Pearl of the Orient Industries, John Profit. The sixty plus year old businessman puffs heavily on a Cuban cigar making a huge lingering smoke cloud above his head as he flips through paperwork sprawled on the magnificent desk. The intercom upon his phone buzzes catching his attention.

Profit:

What is it, Ms. Lei? I thought I said I didn’t want to be disturbed until it was time to attend Wyldsyde?

Lei: (through intercom)

I’m sorry, sir. But I thought that you would like to know that your daughter is here.

Profit blows out a long blast of gray smoke into the air, squinting his eyes in the process. He quickly fans the smoke out of his face before eyeing the framed photograph upon his desk of Angel, Devotion, and himself.

Profit:

Angel has come all the way to Hong Kong?! Something must have happen to our plan.

The heavy door to his spacious office swings open and it isn’t his oldest daughter, GZW2K1 Vice-President Angel Profit-Williams standing there, but his youngest, GZW2K1 Commissioner Devotion Profit. The ravishing blonde glares at her father before walking up to the desk.

Devotion:

Not Angel, Poppa, but your other daughter.

Profit rests his cigar in an ashtray upon the desk as he stands to come around the desk. Devotion holds up her hands to halt his progress and takes a seat. Profit shrugs his shoulders and he returns to his seat.

Profit:

What a pleasure to see you, Teresa. You should have informed me that you were coming. Your mother and I have been looking to see you for some months now.

Devotion: Something wrong with the private jet, Poppa? Don’t bother answering, as I don’t want to hear any lame excuses.

Profit pops the cigar back into his mouth, chomping gently on the end.

Profit:

Then why are you here then, Teresa?

Devotion:

I want to know what is going on with you and GZW? It seems that my federation is starting to look like your HKWF everyday. Every time I look around there are more and more violent matches being booked, more and more HKWF guys popping up, and Wlydsyde has become a HKWF show and it’s including GZW wrestlers. To top it all off we are bringing back the Extreme division.

Profit: (blowing smoke circles)

You make all that sound as if it was a bad thing, my dear. The public, especially Americans, have always lusted for the raw energy of hardcore matches so that would mean GZW’s television ratings and live gate attendance should be increasing. The influx of fresh talent bolsters the GZW roster giving your wrestles much need variety and exposure to the CCW world. Everything you mentioned, Teresa, sounds like a boon for a young commissioner.

Devotion tosses her long blonde locks behind her back as she glares at her father with utmost contempt. Profit returns his daughter’s stare with a simple smile.

Devotion:

So what plans do you have going on with Angel, Poppa?

Profit:

Nothing of your concern, my beloved. President and Vice-President affairs. (checks his bejeweled diamond encrusted watch) How about Poppa treat you to lunch? I’ll call your mother up and she can meet us at that little restaurant you like in Kowloon Park?

Devotion crosses her arms over her chest, clearly showing signs of defeat. Profit presses the button on the intercom.

Lei: (through intercom)

Yes, Mr. Profit?

Profit:

Have the limo waiting. My beautiful daughter and I will be attending lunch.

Lei:

Shall I contact Mr. Lee and inform him to…

Profit:

No, that won’t be necessary, Ms. Lei. Have Jackie contact me on my cellphone.

Lei:

Yes sir.

Profit clicks the intercom off as he stands at the same time Devotion does.

Devotion:

Something going on with Jackie Lee, Poppa?

Profit:

I never quite remember you being the inquisitive one, Teresa. But if you must know, darling, I’m planning to take an extended leave of absence to take care of some personal business and I am promoting Jackie to General Manager.

The two begin heading toward the office door discussing Jackie Lee’s promotion and Profit’s leave of absence as the scene ends.

HKWF Presents...

WyLdSyDe

Huge pyro goes off, and on the zerotron screen, as the high pitched intro of the new Wyldsyde theme ‘Dawn Raid’ by Rico plays, the HKWF WyLdSyDe logo flashes and shudders.

The bass guitar starts, and the screen shows previous champions of HKWF holding up the belt: Firefly, Union Jack, Monarch, Brian Sabre, and finally Nathan Williams.

The beat kicks in, and various superstars hit finishers and high impact moves. Nathan Williams hits Extinction. El Gambit performs a Gibraltarsault. PsYcHo Simon takes a huge high risk doing a legdrop off a balcony onto an opponent putting him through a table. Albert Wuchie hits the Crack of the Cookie. Monarch hits Imperial Impalement. Vampira hits a Vampire’s Kiss superkick. Lei Kong hits the Skyscraper. College Crew nail a pair of unfortunate jobbers with beer kegs. Sethe Raide hits the Dowfall. Teardrop wows the crowd with an Akuma Press. Endangered Species hit Dying Breed.

As ‘Dawn Raid’ continues to play with a virtual Guy Fawkes Day of pyro, Mrs. M appeared on the zerotron to a cheer from the crowd! Lapping it up, the old lady waved enthusiastically! Closely following her was ‘Mean’ Macauley McGrue, who got something less of a warm reaction. Finally, ‘Jaguar’ Jackie Lee joins them, and the new GM gets a huge innovation. He graciously waves to the crowd, and doffs an imaginary hat. All three headed down to the ring, hitting low fives with the fans.

Mrs. Murakame-Khan:

"Hello fans and welcome to HKWF WyLdSyDe! This a very special edition of our show as we have some guests over from GZW! I Mrs. Murakame-Khan alongside 'Mean' Macauley McGrue and 'Jaguar' Jackie Lee!"

'Mean' Macauley McGrue:

"Howdy!"

'Jaguar' Jackie Lee:

"Conichuwa!"

McGrue:

"It's big news that we have GZW stars over, but did you see that at the start of the show?!"

Mrs. M:

"Congratulations Jackie! I know you going to do a good job!"

Jackie:

"Thank you, Mrs. M. I plan to make this federation shine both in athletic ability and its sportsmanship!"

McGrue:

"Sportswhat?"

Mrs. M:

"Shut up Macauley. We get on with show now. Over from GZW tonight we have out HKWF champion Nathan Williams who defends his title against another GZW alumnus, Zac Sharp, right here on Wyldsyde!"

Jackie:

"We also have The Bilston Brawler, Seven. Jay Jameson, Philip Tytan & Electric Sharpe, Kid Kaos, and Kid X!"

McGrue:

"Some great talent there! I've been looking forward to this for weeks! Not only do we have GZW Stars on our show, our show is actually being beamed across the world courtesy of GZW."

Mrs. M:

"That's right! Our show going out live on the Wrestling Channel over in States courtesy of GZW. We're also live on Challenge TV in United Kingdom, and by webcast all over the world... whatever webcast is."

~~~ Singles Match ~~~

'Silent' Ebony V The Bilston Brawler

‘Sandstorm’ by Darude plays over the PA.

Mrs. M:

“Here we go with first match! Wrestling is newcomer to HKWF, Ebony, formerly of the Grey Shadows!"

Jackie:

“But first, here comes one of our GZW guests! The Bilston Brawler!”

The Brawler, clad in his shell suit tucked into his socks is loving up ‘Sandstorm’ as he raves his way to the ring.

McGrue:

“What a complete yeehaw… Is that dancing?”

Mrs. M:

“He trying to get crowd into spirit… something maybe you should do!”

McGrue:

“Like those dawgs ever gave two hoots about 'Mean' Macauley McGrue!”

Mrs. M:

"I a chef - cooking with sour grapes never make a nice cake!"

Jackie:

"Bloody hell! And I thought that not having El Gambit with us would stop her squabbling!"

Brawler raves on once he’s got in the ring, and a few people on the front row join him in doing ‘big fish, little fish, cardboard box’.

Then Starting Over by The Crystal Method comes over the PA system and out comes the awe inspiring site that is Ebony. He flexes his massive muscles on the zerotron, and even for a relative unknown, the crowd can't fail to be impressed due to his physique.

Jackie:

“This Ebony character is one hell of a big man! Look how huge he is! I’ve seen the guy sparring: his power moves are the stuff of nightmares!”

McGrue:

“He’s practically small compared to guys like Lei Kong and Nathan Williams!”

Jackie:

“He weighs 315 lbs and stands 6 ft 7 tall! How tall and heavy are you in comparison McGrue?”

McGrue:

“At least I’m not overweight, Lee!”

Jackie:

"Why I..."

Mrs. M:

“THING IS, this guy tagged with his best friend Ivory across the Indies for five years, and then all of a sudden he turned on poor Ivory, who's now on the injured list with a broken neck due to Ebony's actions.”

McGrue:

"And he still hasn't uttered a word, has he? Interesting gimmick."

When he reaches the ring, Ebony straddles the top rope. He folds his arms, sneers, and then looks to the Brawler. Brawler offers a handshake, and Ebony looks at him with complete distain and slaps the hand away.

McGrue:

“That's right Ebony, that idiot deserves no respect!”

Mrs. M:

“That no nice! I remember Ebony used to be a nice young man!”

The two men circle each other, and after a collar and elbow tie up, Ebony sends Brawler against the ropes. Upon his return, Ebony hits Brawler with a massive clothesline that spins him in the air!

Mrs. M:

“Burnt bananas!”

Jackie:

“Ouch! There aint anything technical about a clothesline like that, but bloody hell, it’ll certainly get the job done!”

Ebony pulls up the Brawler and locks him up in a full nelson. He then hoists up the smaller man, and slams him down hard on his back with a full nelson slam!

McGrue:

“Nice move! So what’s with this guy not talking anyway?”

Mrs. M:

“I no know! Why don’t you ask him?”

McGrue:

“Cos he won’t say anything, will he?!”

Ebony attempts a vertical suplex, but the Brawler floats over! He runs against the ropes, but when he comes back, runs straight into a huge big boot from his English opponent.

Mrs. M:

“Eek! So many high impact moves from the big man!”

Ebony pulls up the dazed Brawler and scoop slams him. He immediately goes to the top rope.

McGrue:

“Hot damn! What’s a big man like that doing climbing the ropes?!”

Jackie:

“Attempting ill advised high risk moves! He should try to put away his opponent, not show off!”

Brawler stumbles to his feet, and upon turning around: WHAM! Ebony leaps off the top buckle and nails him big time with a top rope shoulderblock!

Mrs. M:

“Gosh! Did you see that?!”

McGrue:

“Funnily enough I’m paid to watch and commentate on matches: of course I saw it!”

Mrs. M:

“Meanie!”

McGrue:

"That's ma name!"

Jackie:

“I think Ebony’s calling to end it right here!”

Ebony pulls up Brawler, and hoists him onto his shoulders in a sitting position. He then brings him down face first into the canvas with an Electric Chair drop reverse powerbomb! He covers his opponent…

Mrs. M:

“Ebony Bomb! It over!”

1…

Jackie:

“A devastating finisher by Ebony: an Electric Chair Drop!“

2…

McGrue:

"This guy's got potential!"

DING DING DING!

Jackie:

“Impressive showing by Ebony!”

The referee raises Ebony's arm as Starting Over by The Crystal Method plays, but Ebony throws his hand away, and proceeds to beat down on the Brawler, laying in the boots.

Mrs. M:

"Hey! Match is over! Stop that!"

McGrue:

"That's it Ebony! Show him who's boss! I'm starting to like this guy!"

Jackie:

"Unecessary! Completely unecessary. This kind of thing is what I'm going to erradicate from the HKWF. Ebony will be heavily, heavily fined!"

Mrs. M:

"It so mean! Poor Biltson Brawler! He a guest in this country!"

Ebony finally stops, feighns a backhand to the ref who'd been trying to pull him off, and then heads up the ramp to the boos of the crowd.

Mrs. M:

"Thank goodness!"

~~~

--We cut from WyLdSyDe to a prerecording prior to the event some day or so ago. It shows the smug grin of one Jay Jameson sat at forty five thousand feet in first class en route to Hong Kong, to his second match of the week and to his HKWF Hardcore Title opportunity. Jay was indeed a man in demand in Ground Zero Wrestling…and in only his first week on the job.

Jay: So here you see me chumps. On my way to ‘Wap-wap’sville’ Hong Kong. Where everyone looks at your funny and its not you they have a problem with…it’s themselves!

*Jay cracks up at his own comment.*

Jay: But yeah here I am, your dedicated fan favourite in GZW wrestling his second match in his first week on the job…and some doubt my determination?

*To this Jay cracks a smirk*

Jay: Doubt me all you want chumps, all I ask is that you don’t gag when I’m like totally cramming your words back down the throats they came from. I’m flying all this way not because I like flying first class with all these cool famous people just like me..

*Jay raises his glass of champagne in a gesture to well known rap/hip hop artist and film star Ice Cube sitting a few rows down and to the right. He raises his glass back and replies with a grin.*

Jay: And no I don’t do it for myself either…sure there’s a title on the line…my chance to capture a title in my second match of my debut week…It’s because I want to please you my fans!

*Jay barely finishes his sentence before cracking up almost knocking over his champagne glass*

Jay: Yeah fucking right chumps. I couldn’t care less about you. I know I’m the talent that brings you all in and sits down in your seats in the arena. I know it’s me that draws to buying those tickets…to change the channel to GZW programming…Jay Jameson is the Future of this business lets face it.

*Jay sterns up a little*

Jay: I look forward to showing you all in a few nights time. Until then…

*Jay lifts him glass as the scene fades out with him pulling an air hostess aside and questioning her if she would like an autograph…to Jay’s future dismay the scene doesn’t fade out in time and it catches her asking…”Who are you again?”.*

~~End feeding~~

~~~ Hardcore Title Extreme Fatal Fourway Match ~~~

~~~ Zander Cage (c) V The Dark Angel' Seven V 'Superfly' Chang Chen V Jay Jameson ~~~

Mrs. M:

“We got what is looking like a horrid, horrid match on it's way next.”

Jackie:

“It's certainly going to be brutal with the HKWF Hardcore title on the line.”

McGrue:

“There's gonna be some violence! I love it.”

Jackie:

“Importantly, Zander Frost's Hardcore title is on the line, and he doesn't have to be pinned to lose it!”

Mrs. M:

“This is true. One pin ends this one, and it doesn't matter who pins whom. The person that gets the pinfall is the Hardcore Champion!”

McGrue:

"Chaotic! I love it!"

Right on cue, 'Spitfire' by Prodigy hits the PA, and the ever-popular 'Spitfire' Chang Chen comes out onto the zerotron to a huge cheer from the crowd. He's got the hardcore vibe, with a steel chair in his hands.

Mrs. M:

"Charred Chow Mein! Chang Chen may be a nice young man, but he look ready for this match with that folding chair in his hands!"

McGrue:

"I've seen him use that chair as a weapon! I may not like the guy, but he's dealt out some licks with one of those things!"

Jackie:

“You keep a hold of that chair Chen, because you’ll need it against wrestlers of the calibre you're facing! I know this rookie has heart, but I fear he's out of his depth against Hardcore Champion Frost and our GZW guests.”

Chen makes his way to the ring and the crowd continue to cheer him as he hits high fives. He leans the chair against a set of turnbuckes. Suddenly Zander Frost's music hits hits the PA, and the crowd boo loudly for Zander Frost whose victimisation of Chang Chen over the recent weeks has not gone unnoticed! He walks onto the zerotron with a shopping trolley full of hardcore implements!

Jackie:

“That must have been quite a shopping trip!”

Mrs. M:

“There’s a kendo stick, a baseball bat, a dustbin, baking trays, a computer keyboard, a child’s plastic lawnmower, and the kitchen sink!”

McGrue:

“Zander is the best Hardcore Champion we've seen for a long while!”

Frost pushes the trolley to the ring and decides on a baking tray for a weapon. However, he stays outside the ring, and beckons his current rival to come out of the ring. Chen is having none of it, and waits for the GZW contingent.

Always by Saliva comes over the PA, and GZW newcomer Jay Jameson comes out onto the zerotron.

Mrs. M:

"I no like him. He arrogant."

McGrue:

"I think he's charming!"

Jackie:

"I think he's a little uncomfortable in this environment!"

Jay doesn't look happy. He sees the trolley of Frost's and looks apprehensive. Suddenly, he is smacked from behind and floored with a steel chair by Seven!

Jackie:

"Bloody hell! Seven's wasting no time! That was such a cheap shot!"

McGrue:

"Hot damn! Nice move by Seven!"

Mrs. M:

“This match already looking extreme!”

Chang sees the match has started, disgards his chair and springboards off the top rope into a cross body block onto Frost. He covers him, but only gets a one count. Chang immediately grabs a Singapore cane from Frost's trolley, and sizes him up.

Meanwhile, Seven blasts the fallen Jay with the chair across the back, then disgards the chair and picks him up and starts trash talking right into Jay's face! He even slaps Jay! Jay is having none of that and boots Seven square in the nuts! Seven's face is a picture!

McGrue:

"Ooooooooooooh! Seven aint making satanic babies tonight!"

Jameson boots him in the head with righteous fury, and then leaves Seven writhing on the floor and runs towards the ring. Chang cracks Frost around the face with the cane flooring him, but is immediately taken out from behind by Jameson's running clothesline.

Mrs. M:

"These Four Way Matches so crazy!"

McGrue:

"I love 'em!"

Jackie:

"This hasn't even entered the ring yet!"

Jay picks a baking tray from the shopping trolley, and as Frost staggers to his feet, he smashes it hard across Frost’s face. He then rolls Frost into the ring. He sets up Frost for a suplex as Seven, angered, heads to the ring. He takes out his anger with a scoop slam outside the ring on Chang! Frost knees Jay right in the joy department releasing the hold and DDTs the man down to the mat.

Jackie:

"Crude escape by Zander, but a beautiful DDT follow up!"

McGrue:

"I like Zander Frost!"

Mrs. M:

"I don't."

Seven enters the ring and gestures to Zander, they team up momentarily and hit Jay with a double running powerbomb! Spitfire is back up and in the ring, and clobbers Seven with the Singapore Cane, but then gets booted by Frost, and DDTed as well!

Mrs. M:

"Not one wrestler got advantage yet!"

Jackie:

"In this kind of environment, it's almost impossible!"

Frost tosses Chang over the top rope to the matted floor, and then goes for Jay. However, Jay, who was playing possum, has the baking tray and creams him with it!

McGrue:

"Fantastic tactic by Jay Jameson... even if it was on a guy I like!"

Seven meanwhile is up, and leaps through the ropes with a suicide dive that takes out Spitfire!

Mrs. M:

“Burnt Bananas! Seven is seven feet tall and 300 pounds… and he just pulled off a suicide dive like a light-heavyweight!”

Jackie:

“The GZW guys are really showing their stuff!”

Two baking tray whacks later, Frost is on the floor. Jay drops the tray, slides out the ring, and heads to the shopping trolley. Meanwhile, Seven goes for a vertical suplex outside the ring on Chen.

Mrs. M:

“Jay looking dangerous by that shopping trolley!”

Spitfire floats over Seven’s suplex and hits a low blow from behind. He takes a step back, and runs at the doubled over Seven, hitting a bulldog outside the ring!

Mrs. M:

“Seven learn the HKWF Hardcore style right there! I no like it too extreme!”

Meanwhile, Jay is throwing the contents of the shopping trolley into the ring. However, upon seeing Seven dropped to the floor, he changes tactic… and runs down Spitfire with the trolley, knocking him over and into a heap on the floor!

Jackie:

“Spitfire was like a rabbit in Jay’s headlights there!”

Mrs. M:

“Vicious move by Jay… but I guess viciousness is what the Extreme title is about, right?”

McGrue:

“You got that right Mrs. M!”

Jay is celebrating, but Frost is up. He ascends the turnbuckle and calls out Jay’s name. Jay turns around instinctively, and is met by a senton plancha from the inside to the outside!

Mrs. M:

“Overcooked foo yung! What a move! What impact! It gotta be over!”

Frost, obviously damaged himself from his OTT move, grimaces but goes straight for a pin!

1…

Mrs. M:

“Here we go!”

2…

Seven breaks up the pin with a double axe handle to the back of the head of Frost… then pins Jay himself!

Jackie:

“Smart move by Seven!”

1…

Mrs. M:

“He could steal it right here!”

2…

Spitfire breaks the count with a running elbow drop!

McGrue:

“What’d Spitfire have go and do that for!”

Spitfire grabs Jay and rolls him back into the ring. He himself gets in the ring with a springboard legdrop onto Jay!

Mrs. M:

“Nice move by Chang!”

Meanwhile, Frost Irish whips Seven, but it is reversed and it is Frost that goes into the steel steps! Seven grabs him and drops him onto the guardrail.

McGrue:

“Seven showing our boys that the GZW knows hardcore too!”

Spitfire meanwhile has a computer keyboard in his hands, and when Jay gets up, he gets blasted in the face with it! The computer keys go flying everywhere upon impact! Discarding the keyboard, he goes for a steel chair!

Mrs. M:

“Spitfire’s got the steel chair! His signature weapon! Could be trouble for Jay.”

Seven has Frost up, and taking a baking tray from the trolley… sends him straight back down! Meanwhile, Spitfire beats on the floored Jay with the chair. Seven picks up the trolley, empties it, and then beats upon the floored Frost with it!

Mrs. M:

“This is horrible! Jay being destroyed by Spitfire and a chair, and Zander Frost being destroyed by Seven and a shopping trolley!”

Spitfire sets up Jay in a tree of woe position on the turnbuckle and runs to the other side of the ring with the steel chair!

Mrs. M:

“Surely Spitfire isn’t going to hit the Spitfire Dive on Jay?”

Seven hoists up Frost, and slams him to the mats outside the ring with a reverse powerbomb!

Jackie:

“That's it! No-one is getting up from a reverse powerbomb outside the ring!”

As Spitfire readies himself to run at Jay, Seven goes for the pin!

1…

Mrs. M:

“It over!”

2…

Spitfire sees this, and changes his mind! Dropping the chair, he runs at the ropes and flies over the top rope with a senton flip landing right on Seven and breaking up the count!

McGrue:

"Hot damn!"

Mrs. M:

"It crazy, but it stop the count!"

Jackie:

“You can bet that that was would have been over if Spitfire hadn’t broken that up!”

Mrs. M:

“Definitely! Reverse powerbomb outside the ring… burnt bananas!”

Jay manages to pull himself out of the tree of woe position, and sees Spitfire getting up outside the ring. He grabs the kendo stick and ascends the turnbuckle. Spitfire meanwhile is pulling up Seven, but as he gets Seven to his feet, Jay flies off the top rope and hits him across the back of the head with the kendo stick!

Mrs. M:

“What viciousness from Jay! I thought he no like extreme matches?!”

McGure:

"Devil must!"

Seven and Jay are looking straight at one another, with Spitfire and Zander Frost lying at their feet. They nod, and Jay pulls up Frost while Seven pulls up Spitfire.

Jackie:

“What the hell was that about?!?”

Mrs. M:

“Looks like Jay and Seven have decided to team up on the HKWF guys!”

Jay Irish whips Frost to one side of the arena; Seven Irish whips Spitfire to the other side. Frost and Chen crash into the steel guardrail almost simultaneously. Jay and Seven head to their respective foes.

Mrs. M:

“So they going to take out Frost and Spitfire… they’ll have to face each other eventually!”

However, when Seven gets to Spitfire he gets a boot to the gut and his head bounced off the steel guardrail! When Jay gets to Frost, he gets a boot to the gut and a swinging neckbreaker!

Mrs. M:

“Frost and Spitfire might hate each other, but they not going to go down without a fight!”

Frost pulls up Jay and Chen pulls up Seven… both drop their opponents with DDTs simultaneously!

McGrue:

“What is this, synchronised wrestling? Considering what those two wear to the ring, they might consider swimming costumes and swimming caps! They’d look better than they do at the moment!”

Chen and Frost ascend opposite corners.

Mrs. M:

“What are they both doing?”

Spitfire hits a corkscrew Moonsault into a legdrop from the top turnbuckle to the outside onto Seven, only moments before Frost hits a big splash from the top turnbuckle to the outside onto Jay!

Mrs. M:

“Goodness, goodness gracious! A corkscrew legrdop from Spitfire and a big splash from Zander Frost, both to the outside the ring!”

McGrue:

"This is the HKWF! Nowhere else!"

Both men go for the pin, but having pinned momentarily before Frost, it is Spitfire’s pin that the ref starts to count!

1…

Frost notices, and leaps to his feet…

2…

The pin is broken by a boot to the back of Spitfire by Frost.

Jackie:

“Either of those moves would have finished off anyone. It was just that Spitfire got his pin in first. So the ref counted that, and Frost had to stop it!”

Spitfire gets up… and is staring right into the face of Zander Frost! They glare at each other momentarily, and then start duking it out! They throw punch after punch and neither is giving an inch.

Mrs. M:

“Charred Chow Mein! Such viciousness!”

Seven and Jay get up slowly, and both see what’s happening. Jay whispers something to Seven who nods. Seven hoists Jay onto his shoulders…

Jackie:

“What are those two up to?”

An evil glint suddenly appears in Jay’s eye, and instead of the pre-planned double team manoeuvre, Jay adjusts his momentum and pulls Seven into a victory roll!

McGrue:

“Beautiful by Jay! He’s double crossed Seven to steal the title while those two losers are preoccupied pummelling each other! They're so preoccupied with their feud that they're going to let a HKWF belt leave Hong Kong!”

1…

Mrs. M:

“Jay could steal it!”

2…

Kickout at the very last millisecond by Seven!

Jackie:

“That was close!”

Frost and Chen have got to the Cantonese announce table, and it is Frost who has the advantage. He bounces Chen’s head off the table and then pulls him onto the table with him. Meanwhile, Seven is furious with Jay and pushes him in the chest. Jay pushes him back… Seven clobbers Jay with a forearm that sends him flying to the mat.

Mrs. M:

“Jay and Seven coming to blows and Frost with a helpless Spitfire on Cantonese announce table! Goodness gracious!”

Seven sees the two on the announce table, and sees Frost hooking up what looks like will be a Brainbuster through the table. In a moment of inspiration, he runs up to the table, boots Frost in the groin and then drops BOTH men through the table with a double DDT!

Mrs. M:

“Burnt bananas! REALLY burnt bananas! A double DDT! A double DDT through the Cantonese announce table! Seven with a double DDT to Frost and Spitfire through the announce table!”

McGrue:

“Less of the repetition Mrs. M… although that was pretty damned impressive!”

Jackie:

"This is extreme!"

Jay meanwhile is back in the ring, setting up a table he found under the ring. The ring is littered with hardcore implements. Seven sees the devastation he's just caused, and looks to the ring for more prey. However, Jay has the kendo stick… so Seven grabs a steel chair from ringside!

Mrs. M:

“This could get nasty!”

McGrue:

"Jameson has been outstanding! He's really managed to defend himself in an environment he's not comfortable in!"

Jay stands in the turnbuckles, and lets Seven get in the ring. Seven charges at Jay and swings the chair, Jay ducks and whacks him in the stomach with the kendo stick! Jay raises the kendo stick high in the air and brutally cracks the doubled over Seven across the back of the head with it! Seven crashes to the floor!

Jackie:

“To coin your phrase Mrs. M, 'burnt bananas'!”

Mrs. M:

“With a blow like that, Jay could have the match over and done!”

But Jay is going to make sure! He hoists up the big man, twists him round his back, and hits...

Mrs. M:

“Totally Cool, Jay just hit his finishing move!”

Jay covers Seven.

Jackie:

“We just got ourselves a new Extreme champion with that tomokaze DDT!”

1…

McGrue:

"And he doesn't even work here!"

Mrs. M:

“Jay’s gonna take the belt! Frost and Spitfire are still down from Seven’s double DDT through the announce table!”

2…

McGrue:

"What a performance by Jay Jameson!

3?! NO!

Seven kicks out!!!!

Jackie:

"Woah! Seven kicked out of a tomokaze DDT!"

Jay can't believe it, and hoists up Seven again for another Totally Cool. However, Chang is somehow able to move and throw an arm over the unconscious Zander Frost! He calls to the ref just as Jay drills Seven again! The ref sees, and starts the count for Chang.

Jackie:

"Chang's got this! What a coup!"

Jay covers Seven, completely unaware of the count for Chang!

1...

Mrs. M:

"I think Jay Jameson thinks the ref is counting for his pin!"

McGrue:

"Damnit! Jay! Stop Chen's pin!"

2...

Jackie:

"This is an insane way for the match to end!"

3!!!

DING DING DING!

Mrs. M:

"It over! Chang Chen is the new HKWF Hardcore Champion!"

McGrue:

"What a joke!"

Jay thinks he's won it, and throws his arms up in the air! The ref exits the ring and holds up Chen's arm. The guy is harfly conscious! Jay sees this, and is mortified. You can almost see the steam coming out of his ears! He fumes, and slides out of the ring. He mouths off the ref... and then hits him with a Totally Cool onto the collpased Cantonese announce table!

Mrs. M:

"Oh no! How could he?! That's a referee!"

McGrue:

"A referee that screwed him out of the HKWF Hardcore Title!"

Jackie:

"This is completely unaccaptable!"

Jay isn't finished! He pulls up Chen and nails him with the Totally Cool too!

Mrs. M:

"He's completely snapped!"

McGrue:

"Chen deserved it! He stole Jay's title!"

Jay leaves the devastation in the ring, with a look of disgust. He heads up ramp and to the back to a chorus of boos.

Mrs. M:

"Chang Chen is the new HKWF Hardcore champion, and you've got to think that the GZW contingent were inadvertently more than instrumental in him gaining it!"

McGrue:

"Chang Chen as the HKWF Hardcore Champion! I think I'm going to be sick! But I do like what I've seen from Jay Jameson!"

Jackie:

"I think I need a word with Mr Jameson! I'm heading to the back. Cover me guys."

Jackie Lee gets up, and head to the back as a commercial runs.

~~~~~

Commercial

~~~~~

WyLdSyDe is back, and opens with a scene in the back where Jay Jameson is stood in a room that has been made up for a buffet, and is talking (well, fuming) to his long suffering butler. Outside the Jackie Lee approaches, and calls out to him.

Jackie:

"Jay! Do you have a moment?"

Jay turns around.

Jay:

"You're Jackie Lee! They guy who's the new HKWF General Manager."

Jackie:

"Indeed... Jay, you're a guest here in HKWF, and this is my ship that we're sailing now. First of all, I'd like to say that you had a great match out there tonight - really got the crowd going. In fact, you're exactly the kind of guy I'd like around in my HKWF. Jay, I'd like you on my roster."

Jay reacts with a 'of course you do' smug smile.

Jackie:

"Think about it, and get back to me. Also, while you're thinking, think about this!"

Jackie boots Jay, hoists him onto his shoulders, and hits his running powerslam signature manouvre on Jay Jameson through one of the buffet tables! Sandwiches, sausage rolls, samosas, cakes, everything goes flying! Jackie leaps to his feat and fumes.

Jackie:

"You bloody well listen to this! In MY HKWF, we're not having any of that apres match shit, you hear me Jay?! There'll be none of that from you, or anyone else! Everyone will shake hands after their matches, or face my wrath!"

Jackie turns to head away, but then adds gingerly.

Jackie:

"The offer for a place on the roster was for real by the way."

~~~~~

~~~ HKWF Title Dangerous Alliance Match ~~~

~~~ Kid X & PsYcHo Simon V Len DuBrey (c) & Kid Kaos ~~~

~~~ Winners of the tag match immediately face each other for the HKWF Title ~~~

McGrue:

"Jackie Lee has turned into a maniac! Did you see what he just did to Jay Jameson?! The power has already gone to Jackie Lee's head! Profit should have given me the General Manager job! I'd have sorted this place out!"

Mrs. M:

"Well I think he deserve it!"

McGrue:

"Lee or Jay?"

Mrs. M:

"Both actually."

Kid Kaos's music, "Let Me In" by Young Buck ft. 50 cent, hits the PA, and the crowd cheer for the popular GZW superstar.

Mrs. M:

"Here come Kid Kaos! I like him. He a nice young man."

McGrue:

"He's an idiot. However, he's got a great opportunity here with that evil mastermind Len DuBrey in his corner."

Mrs. M:

"But he may then have to face evil DuBrey."

McGrue:

"That's the downside."

Kaos hits high five with the fans, and looks focused as he gets in the ring. Something obscure that no-one under 30 could have ever heard of hits the PA, and out comes Len DuBrey with his Hong Kong Title over his shoulder. He glares and pouts as the fans boo him.

McGrue:

"This guy messes with your mind."

Mrs. M:

"I know. He my step-son. I hate him."

DuBrey gets into the ring, and hardly acknowledges Kaos. Warrior 2 by Lloyds Banks hits the PA, and out comes Kid X and PsYcHo Simon together. Simon has a kendo stick.

Mrs. M:

"Well look at that! A sign of unity between the team of PsYcHo Simon and Kid X!"

McGrue:

"Yuck!"

the two walk down the aisle... And suddenly, Simon blindsides Kid X with the kendo stick! X hits the deck, and Simon hits him again, and again with the kendo stick.

Mrs. M:

"What Simon doing!"

McGrue:

"I believe it's called betrayal!"

Simon hits X again and again. The camera pans to Kid Kaos and Len DuBrey. Kaos looks horrified; DuBrey looks happy, smug and knowing even.

Mrs. M:

"Look at DuBrey's face! I bet he behind this!"

Kaos looks to DuBrey, and DuBrey smiles nastily. Kaos shakes his head in anger and dismay and leaps over the top rope and up the ramp to Simon who has completely taken out the poor unfortunate Kid X. Kaos runs in and clotheslines him.

McGrue:

"What'd he do that for?"

Mrs. M:

"Because it the right thing!"

DuBrey casually exits the ring as Kid Kaos starts laying in rights and lefts to PsYcHo Simon. DuBrey then pulls a face of pure hatred, and then charges down the aisle brandishing his title belt. *CRACK* - he clobbers Kaos from behind!

Mrs. M:

"PsYcHo Simon attacked his tag team partner and then Len DuBrey attacked his! What going on?!"

McGrue:

"Don't you see Mrs. M?! DuBrey has been at it again! He's convinced Simon that the title shouldn't leave Hong Kong, and they've teamed up against the GZW contingent! Oh he's good! He's so very good! Almost as good as the legend Sincere!"

Mrs. M:

"He a bastard!"

DuBrey confirms McGrue's theory by helping him up and shaking his hand! He then points to the balcony. Simon's eyes glaze over, and great glee washes accross his face. He then heads up the ladder.

Mrs. M:

"What now?!"

DuBrey pulls a table up from round behind the entranceway, and sets it up.

Mrs. M:

"Oh no!"

McGrue:

"Oh yes!"

DuBrey hoists Kid Kaos onto the table and then pins him down by the throat as PsYcHo Simon gets to the top of the balcony.

Mrs. M:

"No! No! No! No! No!"

DuBrey encourages Simon.

Mrs. M:

"I can't watch!"

Simon jumps twenty feet off the balcony onto Kid Kaos through a table with a senton! The table smashes, and both Kaos and Simon are done.

McGrue:

"Hot damn! I've not seen anything like that from PsYcHo Simon since..."

Mrs. M:

"Since his last 6 month visit to the hospital! That was the most horrible thing I ever see!"

DuBrey smiles nastily, and grabs the unconscious Kid Kaos.

Mrs. M:

"What he doing?"

He gets in the ring, dumps Kaos in the centre, and demands that the ref count.

1...

2...

3...

McGrue:

"Don't you see Mrs. M?"

4...

5...

6...

Kaos is unmoving in the ring.

Simon and Kid X are unmoving outside the ring.

7...

Mrs. M:

"I no get... Oh I do!"

8...

McGrue:

"Clever, clever bastard!"

9...

10!!!

DING DING DING!

Mrs. M:

"He eliminate the team of PsYcHo Simon and Kid X..."

McGrue:

"And now he pins Kid Kaos!"

Yes indeed he does! DuBrey cockily puts his tip toe on Kid Kaos's chest for the count!

1...

Mrs. M:

"He's despicable!"

2...

McGrue:

"That's why he's the Hong Kogn Champ! Another impressive victory for Len DuBrey!"

KID KAOS KICKS OUT!

The crowd roars!

Mrs. M:

"Burnt bananas! I no believe it!"

McGrue:

"That's impossible!"

DuBrey is horrified and angered! Kaos can hardly move, and Len lays in boot after boot.

Mrs. M:

"I think Kid Kaos make a mistake. He in no condition to fight!"

DuBrey pulls a face of pure hatred, and rounghly grabs Kaos. Grabbing a leg and the underneath of his chin, he contorts Kaos's body into an excrutiating postion.

McGrue:

"Lizard Lock! Lizard Lock! Lizard Lock!"

Mrs. M:

"Poor, poor Kid Kaos!"

Kaos, a brutalised mess, grimaces, holds on for a few seconds, but ultimately taps to the devastating submission manouvre.

DING DING DING!

McGrue:

"DuBrey retains!"

Mrs. M:

"He no play fair!"

McGrue:

"He's the Hong Kong champ, the dirtiest, cleverest, most conniving wrestler in the world today - He's Len DuBrey! Did you see how he used PsYcHo Simon's psychotic need for the big leap to his utter advantage?! Genius! Genius!"

Mrs. M:

"He a bastard!"

Len soaks up the boos and smiles horribly as he passes the mess he caused on the ramp.

~~~ Singles Match ~~~

~~~ “The Downfall” Seth Raide V Teardrop ~~~

Mrs. M:

“Welcome back to WyLdSyDe! Next up, Teardrop, the current HKWF light-heavyweight champion, take on Sethe Raide!”

Jackie Lee:

“I'm back folks, and this is looking like it'll be one hell of a match!”

McGrue:

"What did you think of the last match Jackie?"

Jackie:

"No comment!"

Mrs. M:

"I still reeling. We promise if we hear anything about the states of Kid Kaos, Kid X or PsYcHo Simon, we tell you!"

Jackie:

"As sickened as I am, we do still have a show to call. Teardrop versus Seth Raide."

'Mean' Macauley McGrue:

“It's nice to see this sometimes: two damned good wrestlers who aint actually feudin' just getting in the ring and showing their stuff.”

Under My Skin by Mudvayne comes over the PA as the lights flicker. Out comes Sethe Raide onto the zerotron. The HKWF veteran gets a huge ovation: a sign of respect from the HKWF fans, despite his current attitude problems. If anything, they're actually cheering for that!

Jackie:

“This is a non-title match by the way! Teardrop's light-heavyweight title won't be on the line as Raide is too heavy.”

Mrs. M:

“And it classic rules, not extreme. No chairs, tables, kendo sticks or anything horrid like that in this match!”

The man once known as Rebellion walks confidently to the ring, and gets in through the middle and top ropes. Moments later, Before Dishonour by Hatebreed starts to play to announce Teardrop’s entrance. Teardrop comes onto the zerotron to a huge cheer from the fans. The light-heavyweight title is around his waist.

Mrs. M:

“Here come Teardop!”

McGrue:

“He'll have his hands full here! Raide is one hell of a guy and number one contender to the World title!”

Jackie:

"I'm afraid that as much as I may like Teardrop's style, my money's on Raide!”

Mrs. M:

"I think Teardrop gonna win. imagine the boost to his career if he beat number one contender!"

Teardrop walks to the ring, hitting low fives as he goes. Teardrop climbs onto the apron, springboards off the ropes and backflips into the ring to a cheap pop from the crowd.

McGrue:

“Teardrop reminds me of your son Mrs. M: too showy!”

Mrs. M:

"Humph!"

Raide seems to agree with McGrue, and hits a clothesline to the back of Teardrop’s head before the bell!

Mrs. M:

“What a cheap shot!”

Jackie:

“Well deserved, the bloody show off!”

Raide quickly capitalises by dropping an elbow onto Teardrop’s back. From there, he pulls up the light-heavyweight champion, and then hits a crisp snap suplex. Lifting him up again, he quickly hits Teardrop with a double underhook suplex.

Mrs. M:

“Raide showing some skill here!”

McGrue:

“He always does!”

Raide picks up Teardrop and locks on a hammerlock. From there, he hits a bulldog keeping the hammerlock applied! On the mat, he sits on Teardrop’s back and cranks up the pressure of the hammerlock.

Mrs. M:

“Goodness Gracious! Raide calls that hammerlock bulldog ‘rebelphobia’. And now, he’s trying to make Teardrop tap out to a hammerlock!”

Jackie:

“As much as I like Raide, it seems like every wrestler these days has pretty names for their trademark moves. What’s wrong with hammerlock bulldog?”

McGrue:

“It’s part of a wrestler’s identity, Jackie!”

Jackie:

“Well when I was wrestling, a piledriver was called a piledriver.”

McGrue:

"When you were wrestling, all the televisions were still black and white!"

On the mats, Teardrop is in pain, but isn’t tapping. Raide relinquishes the hold, but starts laying in the boots. A particularly hard kick sends Teardrop tumbling outside, under the bottom rope. Teardrop is reeling, and checks his mouth for blood.

Mrs. M:

“Teardrop has taken a beating so far!”

McGrue:

“Great, isn’t it?”

Mrs. M:

"No! You a meanie!"

Teardrop rolls back under the bottom rope to get back in as the ref holds back Raide. However, Raide immediately charges at Teardrop, and hits a huge running clothesline to his stomach! Raide immediately goes for the cover.

Mrs. M:

“Burnt bananas! That modified spear could end it right here!”

1…

Jackie:

“Excellent move!”

2…

3! NO! Teardrop’s foot is on the ropes, and the ref spots it.

McGrue:

“It’s over! Sethe Raide beats that punk Teardrop!”

Mrs. M:

“Teardrop’s foot was on the rope!”

McGrue:

“What? Bloody hell! Wimp couldn’t kick out, so he takes the easy way out!”

Jackie:

"Frankly, had it ended there, it would have been something of a disappointing match, don't you think?"

Raide is frustrated, and yanks up Teardrop. He Irish whips the man from Kowloon, but Teardrop reverses it and Raide ends up crashing into the turnbuckle. Encouraging the crowd, Teardrop runs to the opposite turnbuckle and runs, hitting a handspring elbow to Raide in the corner (think Chyna).

Mrs. M:

“Lovely move from Teardrop!”

McGrue:

“You’re biased!”

Mrs. M:

"So are you!"

Jackie:

"You both bloody are!"

As Raide staggers out of the corner, Teardrop grabs his head, and with lightening quickness ascends the turnbuckle and hits a tornado DDT. Without a pause, Teardrop pulls him up, sits him on the top turnbuckle and hits a big chop that evokes a classic “woooo!” from the crowd. Climbing up himself, Teardrop hits a top rope hurancanrana on Raide. Seizing the opportunity, Teardrop runs to the ropes and hits a lionsault straight into a pin!

Mrs. M:

“What a succession of moves from the high flying, acrobatic Teardrop! He could have it wrapped up right here!”

1…

McGrue:

“You are SO biased Mrs. M! Surely Raide won’t be put away with a move that’s as lame as the lionsault!”

2…

Jackie:

“You two are unbelieavable... And it looks like it's...”

Kickout at the very last moment.

Jackie:

“Not over!”

Mrs. M:

“I can’t believe you call me biased McGrue! Pot, meet kettle!”

Teardrop looks a little shocked, but unfazed, lifts up the still stunned Raide. Hooking his arm over his head, Teardrop lifts up Reb into a stalling vertical suplex, but instead of a suplex, hits a lovely Falcon Arrow (Michenoku Driver from a vertical suplex setup) straight into another pin.

Mrs. M:

“Falcon Arrow! It over!”

1…

McGrue:

"Godamnit! No!"

2…

Jackie:

“Is it?!”

Another last second kickout!

Mrs. M:

“Charred Chow Mein! Sethe Raide is tougher than most! I’ve seen many a man put away with that move!”

Now Teardrop is frustrated! He lifts up Raide and drops him with a Jake Roberts style DDT (slap on the back, then drop). Running to the turnbuckles, Teardrop ascends and encourages the crowd. From there, he leaps off for a 450 splash… that hits nothing but mat as Raide rolls out of the way!

Jackie:

“That’s what you get for being showy! Raide will punish him for that mistake!”

Mrs. M:

“You gotta believe if Teardrop hit 450 splash, it would have been over!”

McGrue:

"But he didn't... because he's crap!"

Raide is up, but still a little groggy. Teardrop gets up to, but get a big right hand from Reb that rocks him. A couple of left jabs rock him some more, and then a European uppercut floors him. As a follow up, he drops a big elbow onto Teardrop’s chest.

Mrs. M:

“Raide showing his brawler skills there!”

Lifting up Teardrop, Raide sets him up in a powerbomb position. Lifting him up, Raide dives with the powerbomb and Teardrop goes crashing to the floor.

Mrs. M:

“Hatred powerbomb!”

Jackie:

"You mean a diving powerbomb!"

Raide isn’t finished, and shouting “one more time!” to goad the fans; he sets up Teardrop for another Hatred powerbomb. However, once Teardrop is on his shoulders, he flips back, hitting a hurancanrana into a pin!

Mrs. M:

“What a counter!”

1…

McGrue:

"Flashy and ineffective move!"

2…

Kickout!

Jackie:

“You’re not going to win a match with a hurancanrana!”

Both men are groggy, and slow to get up. Raide charges at Teardrop, but Teardrop cracks him around the head with a perfectly timed roundhouse kick to stop his momentum.

Mrs. M:

“Did you see that kick?!?! Raide will be seeing stars for days!”

As the stunned Raide staggers around the ring, Teardrop sees an opportunity, and grabs Raide from behind. From there, he hooks him up, grabs his tights, and lifts him up and down into a...

Mrs. M:

“Rock of Gibraltar! Gamby's finisher! Reverse implant DDT! It over!"

McGrue:

“State the obvious why don’t you, Mrs. M!”

Teardrop immediately covers his opponent.

1...

Mrs. M:

"This one has got to be over!"

2...

McGrue:

"Come on! Kick out Raide!"

NO! Last millisecond kickout by Sethe Raide!

Jackie:

"Bloody hell!"

Mrs. M:

"Burnt bananas! I no believe it!"

McGrue:

"Raide kicked out of a Rock of Gibraltar! This guy is seriously tough!"

Teardrop can hardly believe it, and he questions the referee who confirms that it was merely a long two! Teardrop finds it difficult to believe and asks again, dumbstruck that he hadn't put his opponent away. Raide gets up, and from behind low blows Teardrop to an 'oooooooooo' from the crowd, and rolls him straight up into a schoolboy pin!

1...

Mrs. M:

"No fair! Low blow!"

McGrue:

"Teardrop aint getting no fun tonight!"

2...

Jackie:

"A strike like that to the joy department could stun you enough for an opponent to pin you!"

Raide lets go of the pin, and shakes his head!

McGrue:

"What?!"

Jackie:

"Looks like Sethe Raide wants to win from wrestling, not a low blow!"

Mrs. M:

"He still shouldn't have done it in the first place."

Raide stalks Teardrop as he gets to his feet, and taking advantage of his grogginess, hooks him up and sends him crashing to the ground with a beautiful urinage slam (Rock bottom if you must) before he can do anything about it!

Mrs. M:

"Downfall! Sethe Raide hit the Downfall!"

McGrue:

"Devastating move!"

Jackie:

"From out of nowhere, Sethe Raide hit a urinage slam!

Raide isn't finished. He pulls up the beaten (?) opponent, and slams him down with a second urinage. He then covers the man.

McGrue:

"One more for good luck!"

Mrs. M:

"But was it neccessary?"

1...

Jackie:

"No-one is getting up from two urinages!"

2...

McGrue:

"Two downfalls would put away a Grizzley Bear!"

DING DING DING!

Mrs. M:

"What a great match! Teardrop shouldn't be called a loser after such a performance!"

McGrue:

"Yes he should! He lost! Teardrop is a loser!"

Jackie:

"He just got caught unawares and the veteran Raide punished him, but if I know Teardrop he'll be back on a winning streak pretty soon!"

Raide's arm is raised, and Under My Skin plays. Teardrop staggers to his feet holding his back, but offers a handshake to Raide. Raide looks at him momentarily, and then shrugs. He takes the handshake, and they nod in mutual respect.

Mrs. M:

"Look at that! Two great HKWF superstars showing mutual respect after a great match! I like it!"

Jackie:

"It's good to see."

McGrue:

"Humph!"

~~~ Tag Team Title Triple Threat Tornado Tag Team Match ~~~

~~~ Master Iron Palm & Shinoba V College Crew V Philip Tytan & Electric Sharpe ~~~

Jackie:

"Owwww! Beer!"

Mrs. M:

Oh no! Not College Crew! They such bad influences on the kids today!"

Pour Some Sugar On Me by Def Leppard comes over the PA, and out come the College Crew with a keg of beer. The crowd is full of signs saying "Owwww! Beer!". The crowd cheer, and Brent gets chant of "Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer" going once they're in the ring.

McGrue:

"These yeehaws haven't got a chance!"

Jackie:

"Well after beating The Claymores last week, they legitimately earn a title shot!"

McGrue:

"And I'd be pretty annoyed if I were them, seeing as GZW's Heretics have muscled in without doing a thing!"

Heretic Anthem by Slipknot comes over the PA, and out come philip Tytan and Electric Sharp.

Mrs. M:

"And here are our guests from GZW."

Jackie:

"Over in GZW, the Heretics have been making some pretty big waves! Can they take this golden opportunity to win the HKWF Tag Team Titles?"

The crowd boo Sharp and Tytan as they head to the ring. When they get in, they hit knuckles. Triggerman by Alice Cooper comes over the PA, and out comes Martial Law. Both Iron Palm and Shinoba have the belts around their waists, and are armed with bockens. They go to opposite sides of the zerotron, and perform a short synchronised show of swordsplay.

Mrs. M:

"And here are our champions. They really know how to use a sword!"

McGrue:

"I thought you hated them!"

Mrs. M:

"I do. Especially Shinoba. But I recognise they have skills!"

Jackie:

"To have held onto the Tag Titles for five months, you have to!"

They head to the ring, and are booed as much as the Heretics were. The ref goes for their bockens, and they protest.

Mrs. M:

"This no an extreme match. They must relinquish their bockens!"

But they're not having it, and the ref is fuming. Suddenly, The Claymores are on the zerotron! Hamish has a microphone!

Hamish:

"Thus es a traaaavesteh! At shud be tha Claaaymores wrestlin for tha titles..."

Jackie:

"What business do the Claymores have here?"

The ref suitably distracted, Iron Palm nails Tytan with his boken and Shinoba nails Wellington with his! They both go crumbling to the mat. Electric and Samson are livid, but hold back because of the weapon.

Mrs. M:

"Hey!"

McGrue:

"That's one way to beat the numbers game!"

The Claymores laugh, and the ref turns round to see the mess. Iron Palm and Shinoba nod, pause, and then Shinoba goes for Electric and Iron Palm goes for Samson! Electric escapes, but Samsno gets whalloped! The ref calls for the bell!

Jackie:

"What the hell just happened?!"

McGrue:

"The ref disqualified Shinoba and Iron Palm! Ha! That means the belts can no longer be won!"

Mrs. M:

"They do it on purpose!"

McGrue:

"You think?"

Jackie:

"More fines being dished out here! Martial Law, the Claymores - both teams will be fined!"

Mrs. M:

"So that it?!"

Jackie:

"You forgot who you're sat next to! I'm not having this! Next week will have a conclusion!"

Martial Law joing the Claymores on the rampway, and shake hands to a chorus of boos. Electric tends to Tytan, and the poor College Crew just lie there!

~~~

Commercial

~~~

~~~ MAIN EVENT ~~~

~~~ HKWF Title Match ~~~

Nathan 'T-Rex' Williams V Zac Sharp

Mrs. M:

"Oh here we go! Our main event is for the HKWF Title!"

McGrue:

"A GZW wrestler defending against a GZW wrestler? Seems like a crock to me!"

Jackie:

"A good wrestling match is a good wrestling match! It doesn't matter who's being represented! I've been looking forward to this all night."

McGrue:

"I'm just saying that maybe Sethe Raide had a point when he said he deserved a title shot more than a young rookie from GZW. Not that I'm sat next to the GM or anything."

Jackie says nothing.

Adrenaline (Tweeker Remix) by Gavin Rossdale comes on and out comes the ever-popular Zac Sharp comes onto the zerotron to a huge cheer.He looks pumped.

Mrs. M:

"Zac look erady for this!"

Jackie:

"He'd better be! He's facing Nathan Williams!"

Before Zac has hardly entered the ring, Been There Done That by Dr Dre comes over the PA.

Mrs. M:

"I much prefer Number 1 by Nelly for Nathan."

Nathan comes onto the zerotron, and it's OBVIOUS that he's still injured from his match with Magic.

McGrue:

"Look! Williams is injured! Call off the match!"

Jackie:

"Williams agreed to wrestle, so it's on his head."

Nathan tries to hide his limp, and pretends his ribs don't hurt as he heads to the ring. Zac offers a handshake, but gets booted in the stomach! Nathan then immediately tries to set up Extinction!

Mrs. M:

"Bad sportsmanship... Oh no! Not Extinction! Not yet!"

Zac wriggles out, but as he turns around gets hammered with a treetrunk like clothesline! Nathan picks him up and quickly DDTs him. He pulls him up again and DDTs him again.

Jackie:

"Williams is like a wounded animal! Injured, vulnerable... but vicious as hell!"

Williams pulls up Zac again and hooks up another DDT. However, Zac pushes him off and executes a lovely standing dropkick! Rex staggers, and Zac charges in with a tackle that takes him to the corners. Zac then sends in shoulder after shoulder into his stomach. He then nails a lovely monkey flip to get Nathan out of the corner.

McGrue:

“This is a travesty! If Zac Sharp wins this, it’ll be a miscarriage of justice!”

Zac Sharp pulls up Nathan, and gets him to the ropes with a succession of right hands. Bouncing him off the ropes, he runs in the opposite direction, and hits a huge flying forearm.

Jackie:

“Lovely move by Zac, who is taking his opportunity by the throat!”

McGrue:

“If you’d been in charge before this match, would you have sanctioned it, considering Nathan’s condition?”

Jackie:

“Probably not.”

Zac hits a crisp snap suplex, and then an elbow of the second turnbuckle. He calls for Sharpness.

Mrs. M:

“This one could be over quickly if Zac hit Sharpness!”

Zac has Nathan up, but suddenly Seth Raide is in the ring and he smashes Zac round the face and around the back of the head with two steel chairs! Zac’s eyes roll momentarily, and he slumps. Nathan staggers back onto the ropes, still dazed.

Jackie:

“What?!”

McGrue:

“Seth Raide coming to the aid of Nathan Williams?!”

Mrs. M:

“This no fair!”

Seth grabs Zac and plants him onto one of the chairs with a Revolt (Hammerlock DDT).

Mrs. M:

“Oh no! Poor Zac!”

The ref is frantically trying to get Seth to stop, but the no. 1 contender shoves him into the turnbuckles. He then proceeds to grab Nathan, and hit him with…

Mrs. M:

“The Downfall onto a steel chair!”

McGrue:

“This is extreme!”

Jackie:

“This is unacceptable!”

Raide isn’t finished, he pulls up both men, and double DDTs them both onto a chair each! The hurt ref sees this and has no choice. He calls for the bell: a no-contest.

DING DING DING!

Raide picks up a chair, and looks at the two helpless wrestlers on the floor in front of him.

Mrs. M:

“Somebody stop this!”

Jackie:

“Right!”

The new GM gets up, and gets into the ring.

McGrue:

“What is Jackie doing? Raide’ll kill him!”

Raide does not back off! He sneers at Jackie Lee, and then throws the chair at his feet. He then exits the ring, as Jackie glares at him with equal intensity. Raide grabs a microphone, and speaks…

Raide:

“Congratulations on your promotion, Lee! All very noble about the après match fun that so many of us indulge in in the HKWF, but I think you’ve bitten off more than you can chew! If you know what’s good for you, you’ll get rid of the GZW poison in HKWF, and give me my title shot! Nothing, not GZW and not you, will stop me, the number one contender, from getting my shot and taking the HKWF World Title!”

Raide throws the microphone at Jackie Lee in the ring. Raide heads up the ramp as his theme music plays, and EMTs run down the ramp. He looks pretty pleased with himself.

Mrs. M:

“Burnt bananas! Seth Raide firmly stating his intentions with a brutal show of power! I no think we heard the last of this!”

McGrue:

“And that’s it! On behalf of Mrs. Murakame-Khan and Jackie Lee, goodbye!”

The scene fades with Nathan and Zac being helped onto stretchers by the EMTs, and a concerned Jackie Lee looking on.

thanks to Sam and Tate for their contributions.