01. i MaY LQQk LyKe a NeRd, BuT iTz JuSs aN DiSgUizE

02. iF u WeRe a BuGeR, i'D PicK u 1st

03. i MaY NoT B da BeSt LQQkiN GuY/GurL HeRe, BuT iM Da onLy oNe TaLkIn 2 u

04. Do u BeLiEve iN LuV @ 1sT SiTe? Or Do i GoTTa WaLk By AgaIn

05. wOuLd u LyKe 2 CuM Ova 2NiTe AnD HaB BrEaKfAsT?

06. Hi My NaMe is MiLk, I Do uR BodY GoOd

07. i LoSt My #, KaN i HaB uRz?

08. iF i cOuLd aRrAnGe Da aLpHaBeT i WouLd PuT U aNd I 2gEThEr

09. iF u AnD i WerE SqUiRReLz, KaN i BuSt a NuT iN uR HoLe?

10. i WaS BouT 2 Go maStuRbAte, BuT i NeEdeD a FaCe 2 Goi WiT uR FaCe

11. My LuV fOE u Is LyKe a DiarrHea, i JuSs KaNt HoLd iT iN

12. If uR Left LeG WaS ThaNkz GiViN AnD uR RigHt LeG iS XmAs, CaN i MeEt u BotH CaN i MeeT BeTwEeN da HoLiDaYz?

13. uR PaReNtz MuSt B ReTaRdEd, cuZ uR sPeciaL

14. KaN i TouCh uR BeLLy BuTTon 4rM Da InSide?

15. iM NoT ReaLLy GoOd @ MatH, iSNt U+I =69

16. iS DaT a MiRRoR iN uR poCkEt, CuZ i DiNk i C MysElF aLL oVa u

17. DaMn! i douGhT VeRyFiNe OnLy cUm In CaN

18. u KnO DaT oUtFiT LQQkz GoOd On u, buT i'D LQQk BeTTa

19. i BouGhT u LinGeRiE Foe uR b-DaY, WouLd DeRe B N-E diNg in It foE Me?

20. NiCe PaNtz, KaN i TaLk 2 u OuT oF DeM?

21. SKrEW Me iF im wRoNg, BuT HabNt we MeT?

22. iS uR FaTHeR a BaKer?, CuZ u GoT a NiCe PaIr Of BuNz

23. iF I PeT u, WiLL u FoLLoW Me HoMe?

22. u KiNda SmeLL Let gO taKe a sHoWeR 2gEThER

23. LeT gO bAK 2 My pLaCe anD GeT suMdiNg sTraIghT beTwEeN uS 24. Do u FuCk oN 1sT DaTe?

25. i LoSt My TeDDy BeAr, WiLL u sLeeP WiT Me?

26. YoU c My FweNd Ova DeRe (PoInt 2 fWeNd Who Is SheEPlY WaViN 4rM aFar) He WaNtz 2 KnO iF u DiNk iM CuTe

27. (GiVe a PerSoN a BoTTle OF TeQuiLa) dRiNk DiS, teLL Me WeN uR ReAdy

28. HaVe u EvEr KiSs a RaBBiT BeTwEen Itz EaR? (PuLL uR PocKet iNsIde OuT) WouLd LyKe 2?

29. SeX is a KiLLer...WaNNa DiE HaPPy?

30. WaT Do u SaY We Go BaK 2 My RoOm aNd Do maTh: aDD a BeD, SubRtRaCt OuR cLotHeZ, DiViD uR LeGz, AnD MuLtipLY.