(11/23/05) - DaSchtick Production Studios preparing.
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Slam dunk!
Yo -- I'm frikkin white, but I'm good
Rollin' round my hood
Low-ridin' golf-cartizzle
Honkin' on my hizzle
Gonna get me some soda fizzle
Got spinners and neon glow
So my homies can see wherever I go
I'm a gangsta, but I'm nice
Always takin' care of my home-slice.
Chorus: [Take that punk! Slam dunk! I'll lock you in my trunk; Slam dunk!]
These thugs wanna fight
But I know that ain't right
I'll tell you how I won -
I dialed 9-1-1
Cops came
They all know my name
But they think I'm pretty lame
They tell me I'm a sight
They say it ain't right
For someone to be so white
They think that I'm on crack
I make pearls look black
[Chorus]x2
Wanna know how I like to have fun?
Go poppin' caps -- with my cap gun
Invite my homies to my house-zille
Where I'm the ruler
Pull out the cooler
But I'm only a high-schooler
Woe is me --
My fridge is filled with Lipton Iced Tea
Ghetto house-izlle
Rizzle dizzle zizzle, bizzle.
Dress up in my bling-bling
Lookin' better than anything
Callin my girls but I'm getting nothing
Decide I'm gonna go clubbin
I don't care if it's far
And head for the fondue bar
Chorus: [It's easy and cheesy
Not sleazey
That's where I be trippin --
Dunkin and dippin]
Waitress knows how to please
With cheddar, swiss, or nacho cheese
Got my own table
VIP
Do what I'm able
To get in for free
Just flash my ID
That's the key
Ladies say "sit next to me"
After we eat, we dance
And they're tryin
To rip off my pants
They're like mindless ants
And that's when I take my chance
I run away with shaking knees
To order more cheese
[Chorus]
Las chicas me quiero
Porque yo tengo mucho dinero
Pues yo comprar queso
Y estoy contento
Y quiero ver una mama cita
Ella me quiero en la cama
Me gusta, pero,
No creo que es bueno
Solo quiero
Mi queso
[Chorus]
Yo I get my kicks
Eatin those cheese sticks
I like em hot till they sizzle
Rizzle bizzle shizzle
Yeah that's my club... Yo!