BUT CLICK ON THE MOOGLE AND STEVEN LINKS!
Oh ,we hate Petz, we hate Petz, we think it should die!
Because if you've played Petz at all today, I will gouge out your eye!
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| The BASH Page! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| I am the BASHINATOR. I take the things out there, bring em here, and show you why they shouldn't be out there. I am relentless in my constant negativity, and I will not hesitate to insult what must be insulted. Even as you read this, you're probably scared. That just means you're a worthless fraidy-cat. LET THE BASHING COMMENCE! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| (Keep scrolling. I'm too lazy to link. It's all on one page.) BUT CLICK ON THE MOOGLE AND STEVEN LINKS! |
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| Moogles -- We all hate them now. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Limecat -- There's a cat running around out there on the internet with a lime on its head. Many freshmen and sophomores worship it. If I had a sledgehammer, I would crush the lime on the head, and set the remaining carcass ablaze and throw baloons filled with propane into the firestorm just to wipe limecat from my life. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| You can just feel the braincells dying as you gaze upon the idiotic-ness. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Archive of User-Submitted Pictures of Steven | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Petz -- A game where you breed virtual pets. There is a discussion questioning the morality of virtual inbreeding. It is a sad, pathetic game, wrought with 2D animals messing up your lonely 2D flat as you watch bunnies mate in 2D. This game is useless, has no point, and I take much glee in ODing the cats on catnip and tossing them into my 2D fireplace. I wish the deaths were 3D. Let's all sing the "WE HATE PETZ" song: Oh ,we hate Petz, we hate Petz, we think it should die! Because if you've played Petz at all today, I will gouge out your eye! The end. |
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| FROSH TIME! This happened to Brian. Every Tuesday his table at lunch is overrun by tiny dumb creatures called Freshmen. Usually not wanting to put up with their sheer STUPIDITY, he would find another table. But not this time. THIS time he sat down and plainly told them it was his table. They then began talking about who likes what at the table. They got worked up because Joey loved Kristin even though Kristin likes Josh, and started throwing corn at each other. One kernel landed in Brian's lap. Brian took out his camera, snapped a pic of the girl who through the corn in his general direction, and told her she was going on his website as Freek of the Weak. The Froshes freaked out and started to leave, but left their corny tray behind on the table. Brian commanded them to throw it away, but they refused. Therefore, he pursued them and took these ACTUAL pictures of them doing these ACTUAL things. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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