Military Quotes





  • When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.


  • You don't win a war by dying for you country. You win a war by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his.--General Patton


  • If it's stupid but works, it wasn't stupid


  • Cluster bombing from B-52's is very accurate--The bombs always hit the ground.


  • If the enemy is in range, so are you.


  • The difficult we do immediately. The impossible takes a little while longer.--U.S. Nave Seabees


  • It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.


  • Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons!


  • When in doubt empty the magazine.


  • If God had meant for us to be in the Army, we would have been born with green, baggy skin.


  • Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo.


  • "You, you, and you: Panic. The rest of you, come with me."


  • Odd objects attract fire-never lurk behind one.


  • Incoming fire has the right of way.


  • Don't look conspicuous: it draws fire.


  • Tracers work both ways


  • Five second fuses only last three seconds.


  • A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it.
    That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit.


  • Who cares if a laser guided 500lb bomb is accurate to within 9 feet?

  • The easy way is always mined.


  • Don't ever be the first, don't ever be the last and don't ever volunteer to do anything.


  • Never share a fox hole with anyone braver than you.


  • Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.


  • Ifyour attack is going well, you have walked into an ambush.


  • Never trust a private with a loaded weapon, or an officer with a map.


  • If you can't remember, the claymore is pointed towards you.


  • Teamwork is essential; it gives the enemy someone else to shoot at.


  • Push to test... Release to detonate.


  • There is no such thing as an aetheist in a fox hole.


  • No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection.


  • Make it too tough for the enemy to get in and you can't get out.


  • Any ship can be a minesweeper....once.


  • Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do.


  • The more ou sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war.


  • Don't draw fire, it irritates the people around you.


  • The enemy invariably attacks on one of two occasions: 1.When you're ready for them. 2. When you're not ready for them.


  • Combat will occur on the ground between two adjoining maps.


  • Friendly fire-isn't.


  • Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography.-Paul Rodriguez


  • The side with the simplest uniforms wins.


  • When you're short of everything but the enemy, you're in combat.


  • Mines are equal opportunity weapons.


  • We are not retreating, we are advancing in another direction.


  • There are two kinds of ships, submarines and targets.-Royal Netherlands Submarine Service


  • If you find yourself in a fair fight you didn't plan your mission properly!


  • On US Rocket Launcher-Aim towards Enemy




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