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so, yez wants te know hoo we are den? diz cud takes sum time cuz deres quite a few dese days.
wot i duz is i'll shows yoos an hartistic impreshun ov da gobbos an tell yoos a bit abowt em.
now, deres onlee one playss i cud start, an dats wiv Knoxly. |
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dis fiyne spessimen of a goblin is 'Is Madjestee King Knox da First, Guardian ov da Jhereg (and thrall to Lord Bothvar of da wolves). hee is a veree old goblin now. he been round for five yeers or so now. seen all kindsa stuff happenin in da world.
Knox was fownd by da Cumpny ov merchant venturers, a group of Nomad traders, back in 1098. dey join da Jhereg, in 1099
knox is a memba ov da Feenicks Gard (hee actually a Sargent) an is veree involved in dat sorta stuff. he tougher dan most gobos (except Duh and Frik o course) an no matter where he goes or what he duz, he always seems to survive.
He iz currently a Thrall to the Lord of da Wolves, coz of a small incident involving a Wolf Ambassador while we was in da Greenskin Continent. Ask Wittaz, she'll tell ya all about it. |
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now den. dis be Gribble da Gobbo, Court Bard and Herald to dere Madjesteez. Gribble wuz fownd by Knox in da goblin forrest near Mownt Gummyresh in 1100, an he wents along wiv da Cumpny for a laff. he sings, plays floots an fites. an does ritools. He was official Bard to da King of Tewtoneea for two years as well. An he has a big door. An he beat Gunn ov da Stormwolves inna fite coz gunn is a big girl. |
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dis be Duh. He a big fat goblin wot dey found shortly afta finding gribble. he is da gobbo dat follers knoxly around an looks afta him, kinda like me and Follers. He is da Grand Bizaar of da Goblin Royal Court. He can be veree stoopid at times, but is also very handee for findin information, an for fiting dangerous stuff. he is also Sargent in Feenicks Gard. |
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dis be Her Madjestee Queen Lix Goblyn. She is a onlee yung, was found by knoxly under a bush near Mownt Gummyresh at the beginning of 1102. Dey have been mated eva since, an she reglarly produces babee gobbos. She is a very sowshabble goblin, and for a little while (a year or so) was da Cheef Ambassador ov da Jhereg Nation. She not got da title any more, her and Dengezich are training up a replacement cos dey is both too bizzy. Lix is a memba of da Celestial College. |
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dis be Frik, wun of da fat gobbos! He is da Royal Goblin Armoury, usually goes by da title of Swiss Army Goblin. He was found at same time as Lix, near mouwnt gummyresh in a cave onna big pile of weapons, an took most ov em wiv him. He has a great big sword (used to be silva, till he lost it) and likes to hit things. he tougher than normal goblins too. He is Corporal in da Feenick Gards. |
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dis young gobbo is Count Ublek. he wun of da gobbos dat Lix fown on da way to day Greenskin continents, at da Lonesome Pine in 1102. he insane. follers knox and duh around and duz crazy stuff wiv dem. He a Gardsman in da Feenick Gard. |
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dis is Pryncess Bat da Goblyn. she wuz fownd in an appel barel on bord ship when da horde wuz sailing to da Greenskin continent at the beginnings of 1103. She is Gardsman in Feenick Gard. |
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dis is Brak, Duke of Goblins. he wuz found in Franconia before da horde set sail in 1103. |
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dis is Nuvva Goblin. He a Duchess in da Royal Goblin Court. e wuz found at same time as Brak. |
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now dey is just da gobbos dat travel wiv da jhereg. Dere are many more gobbos here in da forest. here's an introdukshun into sum ov us gobbos ere. |
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now den dese be two gobbos yool rekognize. Findz (dats me good self) and me good mate Follerz. We works as a teem see, I gots da braynes and Follerz has got da mussles. we keeps each other alive, as is da tradishunnal goblin way. we runs dis forrest for Dere Madjestees an looks afta all da gobbos dat are ere. we collect informayshun an passes it on to are King whenevva we cans. dey don cum home much see. |
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dis colourful gal is Wittaz. she iz goblin storeetella in da forest. no matta what time o day, she ready to tell you storees bowt gobbos. yool find er in her hut by da fire. she knows all bowt what da horde duz at da gavverins of da facshuns. an she can tell yoos storeez ov da old membas ov da horde wot have wandered off. |
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