| Da Evil Twins Alphabet Written By: Virgy, Da Overworked Evil Twin |
| A is for our asses that we wiggle, cuz we're cute babydolls, B is for the boobies, which we draw on the walls! C is for candy, which we buy with out little or no pay, D is for the Dungeon, where we spend all our long hard days! E is for da evil twins, who bleep and get laid! F is for fun, which we have in abundance, G is for the gun virgy used to shoot whispy, the dunce! H is for handcuffs, which whispy desires, I is for Isabel (the cat), whom has start three fires! J is for the jokes we love to share and tell, K is for the kisses we've each had, that we swear came straight from hell! L is for the la la's we sing with such glee, M is for the mudslides we drink, that tend to make E/everyone flee! N is for the noise we make, and O is for the orgasms we fake! P is for Puddin (the other cat), who scratches and bites, Q is for the quilt we share on cold Dungeon nights! R is for running, running to the bar, S is for sexy, which we definetly are! T is for talking, which we do a lot of, U is for the universe, which we are the rulers of! V is for virgy, the innocent evil twin *cough*, W is for whispy, the angelic evil twin *cough cough*! X is for X-Rated, which we are when we play, Y is for Yahoo!, who boots us all day! Z is for the zzzzzz's whispy's likely catching right now, And this is our alphabet - if Y/you've learned it, take a bow! |