I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
When you are blue�
I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
When you are scared, ...
I will rag you about it every chance I get
When you are worried...
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
When you are confused...
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.
When you are sick�
stay away from me until you're well again.
I don't want whatever you have.
When you smile...
I'll know you finally got laid.
When you fall, ...
I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass
This is my oath; I pledge 'till the end.
Why you may ask?Because you're my friend!
A friend will help you move.
A really good friend will help you move
a body.
No man/woman is worth your tears and the only one who is, will never make you cry. If you love someone, put their name in a circle, instead of a heart, because hearts can break, but circles go on forever.
Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say.
If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them.
"Don't frown, because you never know who's falling in love with your smile!"
"If you judge people, you have no time to love them"
"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a harder battle." Plato
It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone- but it takes a lifetime to forget someone."
"Enthusiasm is contagious. You could start an epidemic!"
