| 10 Commandments of a Teenager!!! 1) U shall not sneak out when parents r sleeping. (y wait?) 2) U shall not do drugz. (alcohol last longer) 3) U shall not steel from k-mart. (Wal*Mart haz a bigger selection) 4) U shall not get arrested for vandalism. (destruction haz a bigger effect) 5) U shall not steel from ur parents. (every1 knowz grandma haz more money) 6) U shall not get in fightz. (just start them) 7) U shall not skip class. (just take the whole day off) 8) U shall not strip in class. (hooterz payz more) 9) U shall not think about having sex. (as nike sayz just do it) 10) U shall not help old ladies cross the street. (just leave 'em in da middle) |