REJECTIONS TO PICK-UP LINES Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic." Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?" Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?" The most memorable rebuttal to a turn down (used by the guy who used to live across the hall from me in residence) when he asked girl to dance and she refused: Man: "Want to dance?" Woman: "No, thank you." Man: "Don't thank me, thank God somebody asked you." Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" Woman:"It's in the phone book." Man: "But I don't know your name." Woman: "That's in the phone book too." Man: "So what do you do for a living?" Woman: "Female impersonator." And here's one including the correct snappy return. Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" Woman: "Unfertilized." |