| Poems |
| Sex is a temptation Caused by a sensation When a man puts his dictation In a womans ventilation Do you get my conversation? Or do you need a demonstration? Sex is like maths You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And multiply. Roses are Red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream. Sky is blue Water is wet I'll make you come I'll make you sweat Pressed against my body Movin' up and down Slowly but firmly We will move the ground. Hickery dickery doc Dis bitch was sucking my cock The clock struck two I dumped my goo And dumped her at the end of the block. Roses are red Monica is pert It's having sex If you squirt. Sex is evil Sex is a game One night of passion Nine months of pain Baby's a bastard Fathers a git All because the condom split. Roses are red Violets are twisted Bend over love You're about to get fisted. Roses are stupid Violets are silly Grease up you flaps Coz here comes my willy. Roses are red Violets are finer Chickens are fowl Just like your vagina. Roses are red Its elementry Let's call up a friend And have double-entry. Roses are crap Violets are shit Sit on my face And wiggle a bit. Roses are empty Violets are hollow Get it in your mouth babe And make sure you swallow. Roses make me laugh Violets make me titter You're a dirty bitch And you like it up the shitter. |
| My First Time The sky was dark The moon was high All alone Just her and I Her hair so soft Her eyes so blue I knew just what She wanted to do Her skin so soft Her legs so fine I ran my fingers Down her spine I didn't know how But I tried my best To place my hand On her breasts I remember my fear My fast beating heart But slowly she spread Her legs apart And when she did it I felt no shame All at once The white stuff came At last it's finished It's all over now My first time Milking a cow! Jack and Jill(#1) Jack and Jill went up a hill, to smoke some Marijuana. Jack got high unzipped his fly, and Jill said "I don't wanna." Jack and Jill(#2) Jack and Jill went up a hill, to have a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son. Jack and Jill(#3) Jack and Jill went up a hill, to have a little fun. Stupid Jack forgot his cap, and now they have a son. Poem #7 A man climbed dynamite hill and he took a dynamite pill his ass backfired and his balls retired and his dick shot over the hill. Hickery dickery dock 'Dis bitch was suckin' me cock The clock struck 2 Me squirted me goo Den wiped me dick on her frock. |
| SEX PILLS One day in a doctor's office, "Doc, me and my husband haven't been having good sex lately. What should I do?" asked a mother of a daughter and son. "Well, here. These are sex pills. Slip one into your husbands coffee every morning and you'll have great sex." He replied. She took the pills and went home. The next morning she put one of the pills into her husband's coffee. That night they had great sex. The next day, she figured it be even better if she put two in, so she did. They had even better sex all night long. The next day, she said "Oh what the hell," and dumped the whole bottle into her husband's coffee. The next day the doctor came to the house to see how the pills were working and he saw a little boy sitting on the front steps crying. "What's the matter, little boy?" The doctor asked. "Well," the boy replied. "My mom's dead, my sister's pregnant, my bung-hole hurts and my dad's running around the house saying 'Here kitty, kitty, kitty.'" |
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