? Shrink his underwear in the dryer and when he complains, innocently suggest that he's gained a few pounds.
? Organize his workshop, bedroom, or other special place.
? "Accidentally" fill the gas tank of his new Porsche with diesel.
? Snip a small hole in his fishing waders, then follow him with a camera to capture his "sinking" on film.
? Stare at his forehead and when he notices, casually ask if there is any history of male pattern baldness on his mother's side.
? Repeatedly lose his cellular phone in restaurants around town.
? Loan his precious cellular phone to a pregnant girlfriend who "needs it more than he does."
? Have your mother fly in for a month-long visit unannounced.
? Reverse his contact lenses in their case.
? Never wear matching bras and undies. If he complains, just smirk knowingly and nod towards his pelvic area.
? Give the secret stash of dirty magazines that he thinks you don't know about to his younger brother, who he hates.
? Replace the fresh batteries of the remote control with flat ones each day.
? Burn his dinner.
? Hide the t.v. remote control in the dishwasher.
? tie his socks in knots.
? Call him at the nudie bar to tell him that his mother-in-law is visiting for a month.
? Call him at the nudie bar to tell him that his mommy wants him to call her.
? Paint the entire house in shades of lavender and pink.
? Put liquid heat in his underwear.
? Sew the leg holes of his pants closed.
? Feed the family dog beans and hot peppers.
? Put pot pourri sachets in his toolbox.
? Hide his beer in the oven.
? Invite your friends over on poker night.
? Short sheet the bed.
? Set his alarm clock an hour ahead.
? Give your teen ager permission to fix the car.
? Hide his nudie magazines in the laundry hamper.
? Password your computer.
? Leave the box of feminine supplies in plain view.
? Glue the toilet seat down.
? Glue the blinds part-way up so he can't walk around the house nude.
? Cement the holes in his bowling ball.
? Flatten all the spikes in his golf shoes.
? Back over his golf clubs several hundred times.
? Hide the car keys in your purse.
? Cancel your cable subscription.
? Use his good screwdrivers to chip the ice out of your freezer.
? Put a block on your long distance calls so he can't use his 900 number.
? put itching powder in his socks.
? Scream at the top of your lungs everytime you see a spider.
? Tell his buddies that he privately enjoys wearing your undergarments.
? Tell him you're pregnant.(again)
? Forget to do the shopping.
? Hide ex-lax in his dessert and lock yourself in the bathroom for a long bubble bath.
? Leave tickets for the ballet on the breakfast table.
? Play tug-of-war with the dog using the morning paper.
? Deliberately forget to put out a fresh roll of toilet paper, and hide the rest in the linen closet.