2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
3. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
5. No, my powers can only be used for good.
6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.