Sex is a game
One night of passion
Nine months of pain
Baby's a bastard
Fathers a git
All because the condom split.
Roses are red
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted.
Roses are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up you flaps
Coz here comes my willy.
Roses are red
Violets are finer
Chickens are fowl
Just like your vagina.
Roses are empty
Violets are hollow
Get it in your mouth babe
And make sure you swallow.
Roses make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And you like it up the shitter.
Roses are red
Its elementry
Let's call up a friend
And have double-entry.
Caused by a sensation
When a man puts his dictation
In a womans ventilation
Do you get my conversation?
Or do you need a demonstration?
Sex is like maths
You subtract the clothes
Add the bed
Divide the legs
And multiply.
Roses are Red
Grass is green
Open your legs
And I'll fill you with cream.
Sky is blue
Water is wet
I'll make you come
I'll make you sweat
Pressed against my body
Movin' up and down
Slowly but firmly
We will move the ground.
Hickery dickery doc
Dis bitch was sucking my cock
The clock struck two
I dumped my goo
And dumped her at the end of the block.
Roses are red
Monica is pert
It's having sex
If you squirt.
Roses are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit.
