NAME: mel. plain n simple
WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? mel, mella moo, gurtury truck wot eva the hell that means, moo moo , melsy poos and if ne 1 calls me that i'll break off their ding a ling and miss mel z q
BIRTHDAY: 7th dec 1987
YOUR BEST FRIENDS: jess a is my bestest bud in da hole world( dont u damn well forget it!), tara, jess g, jackers, and jose r my best buds
SIBLINgs: my bro brian head
YOUR PERFECT MAN/WOMAN - sum drongo i picked up from the footy (sounds good 2 me)
WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF? pubic hair
MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT: wen my mum stated singin to this udder girl at the shops thinkin it was me
HOW DO YOU SEE YOURSELF 10 YEARS DOWN THE ROAD? a bum on da street (i so see that)
DRANK ALCOHOL? um shit yeah
DRUGS?: did a bit a marijuana he he lol WOA! that's good shit
BROKEN THE LAw: every 1 no's dont need 2 go ova dat a gen
BROKEN A BONE?: yes dylan makes meals broke my toe
CHEATED ON TEST?: um yea, but it didn't turn out the way i hoped
PLAYED STRIP POKER: no that's icky. i dont wanna c a girls jubly bits thanx very much!!!
PLAYED TRUTH OR DARE? yes
FLASHED SOMEONE? me? no way.
BEEN IN A PHYSICAL FIGHT? yes and it was fun
RODE IN A POLICE CAR?: no but i wanna (whos going home in the back of a dibby van)
FAVOURITE...
ICE CREAM: chocolate- thAT is a stupid question (no stupid questions just stupid people like myself)
FASTFOOD: mc donalds
BEVERAGE: LIFT! waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah hoooooooo!!!!!
MOVIE: american pie and say it isn't so
SHOW: malcolm in da middle south park debbie dus dallas home and away and friends
ACTRESS/ACTOR: chris klien
PLACE TO VISIT: where else but queensland
JEWELLERY: my baby g banger watch
SPORT: horse riding 4 eva
NUMBER: 7 and 69
ANIMAL: dogs kitties and horses but mostly horses
PERFUME/COLOGNE: stuff dat stinx nice
CAR: a holden monaro or ss commodore
SUBJECT: fart (wow those kinda schools have interesting subjects)
COUNTRY MUSIC? i like it. i like it a lot. mmmmm yea riggggggghttt.
OLDIES?: ooh i wanna rock and roll all ight and every day he he lol
wot do u think about the person dat sent dis to u? : um jess is real coll n stuff
AEROPLANES: hey jess- there r now seats available 4 afgan airlines call 1800- willing-2- die
AMUSEMENT PARKS? make me feel sick but all the pritty clours
YOUR GOOD LUCK CHARM? a big mans clacker
BEDROOM LIKE? it has 3 walls and a door he he lol
VEGETARIAN?: no i couldnt take it nore dan 2 days (lol i remember that)
GOOD STUDENT?: i dunno agen hoo da hell wrote dis????
DRIVER? look out hot rods here i come!!!
DEEPSLEEPER: yea- agen jess remember? my brudda tried to jump ova da fence but it didnt work and jackies bro tried to jump ova da fence but he was just bein a dick,, omg (lmfao, that was so funny i was asleep heard u talking so i was like wot and u said that, lol)
CHICKENPOX? yes ive had chickens cox
SORE THROAT? hoo da bluddy hell hasn't? if u havent then ur living in a tank!
SOMEONE PUNCH YOU? yea my little bro tried to
LIKE PICNICS? no the wasps shit me
SHOPPING? thats another stupid question. There r no stupid questions just stupid peeps
WOULD YOU...
EAT A LIVE HAMSTER FOR A MILLION? id do it 4 a trillion if no 1 owned the hampster and it wasnt cute and it was unconchious
\GO TO A HANSON CONCERT IF YOU HAD A FREE TICKET? no, way dick face!
anytthing pierced?: ive got my ears dun about 6 times now, and my belly got dun a cuple of weeks ago (bbbbullshit)
