| What a Legend >> >>For anyone who feels they've been invited to too many weddings >>lately, have a good laugh. This is actually true. It was in a >>local newspaper in South Carolina and even Jay Leno mentioned it on >>the tonight show. >>This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at >>Clemson University. It was a huge wedding about 300 guests. After >>the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage at the >>microphone to talk to the crowd. He said that he wanted to thank >>everyone for coming, many from long distances to support them at >>their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride and groom's >>families for coming and to thank his new father-in-law for >>providing such a fabulous reception and to thank everyone for >>bringing gifts and everything, he said he wanted to give everyone a >>special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's >>chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said >>that this was his gift and told everyone to open his or hers >>envelopes. Inside each envelope was an 8x10 photo of his best man >>having sex... with the bride. He had gotten suspicious of the two >>of them and hired a private detective to trail them for weeks prior >>to the wedding. After he stood there and watched the people's >>reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and >>said "F**k You!" then he turned to his bride and said "F**k You!" >>then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm out of >>here!" He had the marriage annulled the first thing that Monday >>morning. While most of us would have broken off the engagement >>immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes >>through with it anyway, as if nothing was wrong. His revenge: >>1) Making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for 300 guests for a >>wedding and reception. >>2) Letting everyone know exactly what happened. And best of all... >>3) Trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of all >>their friends and their entire families. This guy has the balls >>the size of church bells |