| RESTROOM JOKES Here I lie in stinky vapor, Because some bastard stole the toilet paper, Shall I lie, or shall I linger, Or shall I be forced to use my finger. ______________________________________________________________________ Here I sit Broken hearted Tried to fuck But only farted ______________________________________________________________________ Here I sit What a caper I have to shit But I'm out of paper ______________________________________________________________________ You're lucky You had your chance I tried to fart, And shitted my pants! ______________________________________________________________________ Some people come here to take a shit, I came here to leave one. ______________________________________________________________________ Some come here to sit and think, Some come here to shit and stink, But I come here to scratch my balls, And read the bullshit on the walls... ______________________________________________________________________ Here I sit, I'm at a loss trying to shiite out taco sauce. When it comes, I hope and pray, I don't blow my ass away _______________________________________________________________________ (Written high upon the wall) If you can piss above this line, the Hillsboro Fire Department wants you. ______________________________________________________________________ (Seen above a urinal) Please do not throw cigarette butts in our urinal. We don't piss in your ashtrays! _______________________________________________________________________ (Scratched into the paint of the condom-dispensing machine) "Don't buy this gum, it tastes like rubber." ______________________________________________________________________ (Under a sign that said: "Employees Must Wash Hands") I waited and waited, but I finally washed them myself. |
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