| How to get a guy/girl |
| Firstly For The Ladies: 1. Loosen Your Panties Girl, cos no guy likes a little Miss tight ass or a Miss thang. This attitude repels guys (trust me). 2. Remember good men are either married or gay, so do not expect to much of a man. 3. Never settle for a minute man. 4. If he says he's big, he isn't. 5. Always suspect your man is a liar, chances are he is. 6. Smile it always works. 7. Often the answer is closer than you think. Guys: 1. No means No. 2. Don't be shy, girls don't bite on purpose. 3. Tough guys never prosper. 4. Say your BIG, it works (especially on blondes). 5. Be more talkative. 6. Always your girl before your boys. 7. A little sensitivity always helps |
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