Nike Condoms: Just Do It!
Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling!
Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby!
Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop!
Ford Condoms: The best never rest!
Chevy Condoms: Like a rock!
New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey you never know!
California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?
Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever!
KFC Condoms: Finger-licking good! !
Coca Cola Condoms: Always the real thing!
Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one!
Campbell's Soup Condoms:Mmm mmm good!
AT&T Condoms: Reach out and touch someone!
Bounty Condoms: The quicker picker upper!
Energizer Condoms: It keeps going and going....! M&M Condoms: It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!
Taco Bell Condoms: Get some; make a run for the border!
MCI Condoms: For friends and family!
Doublemint Condoms: Double your pleasure, double your fun!
LIST OF POSSIBLE SLOGANS PROMOTING NATIONAL CONDOM WEEK
1. COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE U HUMP
2. BEFORE U ATTACK HER, WRAP YOUR WHACKER
3. DON'T BE SILLY, PROTECT YOUR WILLY
4. WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YOUR SPOUT
5. DON'T BE A LONER, COVER YOUR BONER
6. YOU CANT GO WRONG, IF U SHIELD YOUR DONG
7. IF YOU'RE NOT GOIN TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT.
8. IF U THINK SHE'S SPUNKY, COVER YOUR MONKEY
9. IF U SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMIZE
10. IT WILL BE SWEETER IF U WRAP YOUR PETER
11. SHE WONT GET SICK IF U WRAP YOUR DICK
12. IF U GO IN TO HEAT, PACKAGE YOUR MEAT
13. WHLE YR UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP YOUR PENIS
14. WHEN U TAKE OFF HER PANTS AND BLOUSE, SLIP UP YOUR TROUSER MOUSE
15. ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP YOUR MEMBER
16. NEVER,NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPED PECKER
17. DONT BE A FOOL, VULCANIZE YOUR TOOL
18. THE RIGHT SELECTION WILL PROTECT YOUR ERECTION
19. WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL
20. A CRANK WITH ARMOR WILL NEVER HARM HER
21. NO GLOVE, NO LOVE
