Did you know cont.... A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why. (and no one cares why) ______________________________________________________________________________________ In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined. (so maybe aphgan should use one of them against america?) ______________________________________________________________________________________ On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year. (damn I really should stop eating those delicious, tasty, pens, mmmmmm) ______________________________________________________________________________________ On average people fear spiders more than they do death. (yeah well spiders can kill ya, death cant) ______________________________________________________________________________________ Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants. ( yeah cause most Americans don�t know how to drive so they need to get immigrants to teach em) ______________________________________________________________________________________ Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married. (yes and all of the people who use the personal adds are desperados who want an instant fuck) ______________________________________________________________________________________ Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older. (that�s nice, did I really care?) ______________________________________________________________________________________ It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs. (why would I want a cow upstairs? he would make a terrible mess) ______________________________________________________________________________________ Women blink nearly twice as much as men. (or in some peoples case they blink 5 times as much, L.R) ______________________________________________________________________________________ It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow. ( O yeah wanna make a bet!) ______________________________________________________________________________________ The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building ( dumb asses!) ______________________________________________________________________________________ A snail can sleep for three years. ( yeah but can it survive that long with me around?) ______________________________________________________________________________________ No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH." ( well does any word rhyme with looser?) ______________________________________________________________________________________ Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches ( um ok?) ______________________________________________________________________________________ Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. � ( yeah well c mother my eyes arent bigger then my stomach, and o boy that�s true about the ears and nose, god I know a few people who look like dumbo and Pinocchio) ______________________________________________________________________________________ The electric chair was invented by a dentist (u c that�s why im afraid to go to the dentist!). In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes. (did they do Brazilians?) ) ______________________________________________________________________________________ TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard (who was the dick head that spent there time looking) ______________________________________________________________________________________ . "Go," is the shortest complete sentence in the English language. (GO get fucked) ______________________________________________________________________________________ If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. she would stand seven feet, two inches tall. (she would also not be able to straighten her arms or bend her legs and be full of plastic) ______________________________________________________________________________________ A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out. ( o so they cant tongue each other, o gee that�s sad, poor buggers) ______________________________________________________________________________________ The cigarette lighter was invented before the match. (who cares they are both good for burning things down and setting things on fire) ______________________________________________________________________________________ Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day. ( me all by myself eats that much) ______________________________________________________________________________________ Almost everyone who reads this will try to lick their elbow .(shit they tricked me) ______________________________________________________________________________________ ~ Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful. What makes life 100%? |