| THE BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING *A GIRL* ********************************************************************** 1 We can wear guys clothes. If they wear ours, they get funny looks. ********************************************************************** 2 Our friends dont say hello to us by punching us on the arm. ********************************************************************** 3 Yea- PMS sucks. But at least we have a good excuse to chow down on chocolate for a week. ********************************************************************** 4 If we're on a really big ship that happens to hit an iceberg, we'll probably get first dibs on a lifeboat. ********************************************************************** 5 We get the bigger apartment on Friends. ********************************************************************** 6 Girl talk. You know, how we just understand each other without having to explain stuff. ********************************************************************** 7 We never have to stand at a urinal and have other girls stare at us. ********************************************************************** 8 Dark circles under the eyes? A hickey? We can just cover them up with a little concealer. ( how do guys live without that stuff?) ********************************************************************** 9 We dont have to shave our faces. (ouch that must hurt) ********************************************************************** 10 We can jump around a lot and shake our hair and it looks like we know how to dance. ********************************************************************** 11 all u guyz....... Need i explain this one???? ********************************************************************** 12 We get yummy chocolates and flowers from guys!! ********************************************************************** 13 We dont have to dowse our food in Tabasco sauce just to look tough...lol ********************************************************************** 14 That whole circumcision thing! ********************************************************************** 15 When we get married we get to keep our own name or choose one that we like even better. ********************************************************************** 16 We dont have to deal with sideburns. Whats up with those anyway? ********************************************************************** 17 At least one girl always survives in horror flicks. ********************************************************************** 18 We never have to wear tighty-whities (or jock straps!) ********************************************************************** 19 Even if we are ugly we have make-up to fix it! ********************************************************************** 20 We can take stuffed animals to bed no matter how old we are. ********************************************************************** |