conditions of entry
1) you must be drunk and spin around in a circle 5 times and then spin the other way 5 times while not falling over
2) by entering this site you have to agree that Jess A is the best and most coolest person alive and you have to promise to sign the guestbook!
3) you must have a sense of yomor,as this site is a bit un-ewes-yewel so nocock suckers who have their g-banger wedged up their fat ass are unable to enter 4 this reason
4) people who take offense to things go fuck ur grannies cause i dont want u muma boys in here, this also goes 4 ppl who tuck themselves in and ppl who dont know simple things such as ironing u ppl make me sick!
5)you must promise not to give this web address to any asswipes if you do i will hunt you down and kill you
6) too enter you must not be on my hit list (this list is very large so check with me first)
7) you must be or at least know a hillbilly (country bumpkin)with one tooth missing
8) you must of had a bath/shower within 48 hrs of entering my site, no dirty ppl in here which brings me to my next condition
9) you must choke the chicken/spank the monkey/say hi to mr happy etc before entering, this is a juice free site and id like to keep it that way
8) You must floss ur ass three times a day, and thats excluding wiping of the ass-like region.
9)You have to be in a steady relationship with the dirtiest pure bread canine within a 10 kilometre radius this does include dirty whores and sluts
10)You must like John Howard and support his views on cheese
11) You must enjoy incubus and every other sort of bus and transport including taxi's that smell of curry and have drivers with big wet patches under their underarms and look like that guy off the movie blurred and seem to look like they are going to drive your taxi into a building to make a statement about dieing for their precious god
... If you are one of those drivers, you may not enter.
(note: everything in here is classified, stolen information (including the last 4 conditions of entry) upon entry you have to promise not to re steal all this stuff from me and put on ur gay website and you also have to promise not to tell on me, dibbadobbers where nappies after all)
(note: do not copy ne of my ideas cause u will look smart then :-( )
ok if you agree to all that stuff u may enter
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