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Twinkie/Banana (yellow outside, white inside)
- Besides your nationality, there is littlle to distinguish you from white people
- Your significant other is not Asian and never has been
- You have few Asian friends, if any
- You are embarrassed at family events beccause you cannot speak your language and everyone has to switch to English to communicate with you
- You have no idea that the other types offf Asians on this list even exist
- You think Hello Kitty is dumb and do nott know what Sanrio is
- You are the only Asian on this list thatt does not know what Bubble Tea is
- You drive a Ford or some other domestic car and if you drive a Honda, it is stock

Asian-American
- You claim yourself as Asian, but real Assians think you're whitewashed and non-Asians see you as a foreigner. You fit in nowhere
- You have heard of Bubble Tea but have neever actually had any
- You are confused about your cultural ideentity and express this frustration through spoken word performances at your college
- You read A. magazine and think it's greaat
- You do not know who Leon, Aaron, Sammi, Hikki, or Kangta are
- You are only vaguely aware of the other Asians below

FOB (Fresh Off Boat)
- You were not born in America
- You know who Leon, Aaron, Sammi, Hikki, and Kangta are. In fact, you have seen them at Atlantic City or Las Vegas recently
- You speak your native language fluently and so do all your friends
- You do not have any non-Asian friends - Your parents do not speak any English - When you speak English, you like to makee everything plural
- You get extremely good grades in school<<
- You cannot dance
- Your fashion sense comes from whatever ccountry you're from and you incorporate nothing from American fashion into your wardrobe

SuperFOB
- Your command of the English language is minimal and you don't care
- You like dim sum chicken feet
- You do not own a single CD, VCD, Video ggame, or DVD that isn't bootlegged
- Your only hangout is Chinatown
- All the lights in your house are fluoresscent
- You dry your cloths outside your window<<
- You need a haircut
- You either smell like cigarettes or foodd

FOBabee
- You are an Asian-American or Twinkie whoo has recently "awoken"
- You have a newly found fetish of Asian ggirls/boys
- You have taken the Asian Studies course at college
- You are trying to learn as much as possiible about your culture to make up for your lifetime of trying to be white (Twinkie ; Banana) or Black (Chigger ; Thousand year old egg)
- If you are lucky, you will grow to becomme Fobulous

Gangsta FOB (FOBsta)
- You have shot another Asian
- Your favorite hangout is a pool hall
>> - When you talk, you sound like a cross beetween a Fob and an urban black kid
- Your hair looks silly, but no one will ttell you because you'll shoot them
- You have a serious gambling problem
- You are a Rice-boy, but your mods are chheap and are never painted to match the rest of your car
- No one tells you your rice ride looks chheap because you'll shoot them
- You want to have a Tab girlfriend, but ccan only get Hoochie Tabs

TAB (Trendy Asian Bitch)
- You shop at A/X, Bebe, Banana Republic aand Club Monaco
- You only wear black and will occasionallly wear white to "mix it up"
- You do not weigh more than 105 lbs
- You have never paid for dinner at a resttaurant in your life
- Platform heels are your favorite
- You are a makeup expert, in fact, you apppear completely flawless
- You do not smile in public
- You are the object of desire of all Asiaan men and you know it
- You smoke
- Your cell phone is completely customizedd
- On the inside flip of your cell phone iss a sticker pic of you and your man
- Somewhere in your purse is a Sanrio itemm
- You only date Asian and will only date aa boy with a nice car
- You are often seen with Rice-boys
- You never travel alone. You are either iin the company of other Tabs or your Rice-boy boyfriend

Hoochie TAB
- You are an import car model
- Your boobs are not real
- There are naked pictures of you floatingg around on the internet somewhere
- Stiletto heels are your favorite
- Your role models are Francine Dee and Kaaaila Yu
- Your boyfriend is a Gangsta Fob
- You cheat on your boyfriend
- Unlike most Asians, you do not do well iin school

Rice-Boy
- You drive an Asian import. Usually a Honnda or Acura
- Your souped up car (known as a Rice-ridee or Rice-rocket) is unrecognizable from it's original stock form
- Your exhaust pipe is big enough for yourr head to fit in
- The spoiler on your car looks like it waas made by Boeing
- The interior of your car also looks likee it was designed by Boeing
- You always drive like you are racing sommeone
- You are not afraid of dying in a crash, but you are afraid of speed bumps and parking lot on-ramps
- The only other person besides yourself wwho can sit in your car is your 105 lbs Tab girlfriend. If anyone else sits in your car, the entire bottom of it will be touching the ground
- Even though your car is a Honda, it goess faster and is worth more than a Lotus Esprit
- If you drive a Civic, your dream car is a Supra. If you drive a Supra, your dream car is a Skyline (which you can never have). Poor Rice-boy.

FOBulous
- You speak perfect English and you are flluent in your native language
- You have Asian friends as well as non-Assian friends
- You listen to Asian pop as well as Ameriican music
- You are equally aware of both popular Ammerican culture and Asian pop culture
- You are a good dancer
- You date Asian by choice even though youu could rock the opposite sex of any other race
- You are a good designer and have superioor Html skills
- You have an Apt107 page AND an AA page aand the guest books in both are packed
- For you, FOB stands for Fabulous Orientaal Being
- You have lots of Asian pride