| Thanksgiving |
| It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family. Trying to re-nact the tradition, she prepared dinner for herself. The next day her mother called to see how everything went. "Oh, mother I made myself a lovely dinner, but I had so much trouble trying to eat the turkey?" said the daughter "Did it not taste good" the mother said "I don't know" she said, "It want sit still" |