A cop saw a car weaving all over the road and pulled it over. He walked up to the car and saw a nice-looking blonde woman behind the wheel. There was a strong smell of liquior on her breath. He said, "Im gonna have to give u a breathalyzer to see if your under the influence of alcohol".
She blew up a balloon and he walked it back up to the police car. After a couple of minutes, he returned to the car and said "It looks like you have had a couple of stiff ones". She turned red and replied, "You mean it shows that too"? |