Perfume
Two blonde girls walk into a department store.  They walk up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle.  Cassie spray's it on her wrist and smells it, "That's quite nice, don't you think, Tracy"

"Yeah. What's it called Cassie"?

"Veins a moi."

"Veins a moi, What does that mean"?

At this stage the store clerk offers some help.  "Veins a moi, ladies is french for come to me".

Cassie takes another sniff and offers Tracy her arm saying, "That doesn't smell like come to me, Does that smell like come to you?"
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