| Nun |
| One night a nun was praying in her room, when God appeared before her. "My daughter, you have pleased me greatly". Your heart is full of love of your fellow creatures and your action and prayers always benifet others. " I have come not only to commend you for your accomplishments, but to grant you a wish" said God. "Dear heavenly Father, i am perfectly happy. I am a bride of Christ. I am doing what I love. I lack nothing since my church supports me. I am content in all ways" said the nun. "Surely there is something you wish for" said God. "Well there is one thing" the nun said "You name it" God said. "Its those blonde jokes, they are demeaning to blondes everywere, not just to me. I would like for blonde jokes to stop". "Consider it done" God said. "Blonde jokes shall be stricken from the minds of humans everywere". |