| Beach |
| A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were walking along the beach. A seagull flies over and craps all over the blonde. The brunette says in a disgusted voice "Hang on, a bathroom is just up the hill and ill go get you some toliet paper." After the brunette leaves the blonde begins to laugh. The readhead says "Whats so funny" the blonde replies "Well blondes are suppose to be so dumb, well look at her! By the time she gets back with the toliet paper, the seagull will be miles away." |