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Malt Stories
Nothing is better then a good old Malt Liquor story, so gather around bring the kids and read some Ol' Fashion Malt Stories posted by the loyal followers of DA40/40 Club.  Best of All when you are done reading....post your own story. ENJOY!
Here is the Offiicial Story book...so post your story for the World to read.  Make them brief, only a few lines...e-mail us at [email protected] and we will post it for you.
I once made out with a girl that i though was my girlfriend but wasn't...I only realized she wasnt my gf when i stuck my hand down her pants and found a muff.

Anonymous
I once made out with someone at a club while my girlfriends friends where at the club with me.

2 Drunk
I tried to kill all my friends with a huge fuckin Samurai sword...ya....you better be afraid

simtub.net
How bout falling out of a van moving 60 km/h and landing or your fucking face....beat that....ya...that's what i thought!

P-White
Got down and did my thang...with a little lady on the crub of the street...while ppl were consistenly walkin' past us.

Gizzle
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