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5/10 (only because this is Canadian and 10% and whore cheap)
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| ST- Ides: Well besides having support from Tupac, Snoop Dogg, Method Man, Redman, Ice Cube & any other Rapper on the Westcoast...this shit is smooth....tatstes like everyother Malt Liquor....LIKE CANDY! Besides the fact that ST-Ides is a definite poon magnet...this is definitely my favorite and best 8% Malt out there...little pricy though......$4.50 for a 40oz. 8.5/10. Ginufine |
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| Lucky Force 10: Good GOD ! I've had this twice and honestly....it's tastes like shit.....you don't know what the hell is happening after your drink because your so bloated and drunk.....you wake up the next morning sick with huge hangover and to make matters worse you probably made out with someone who is worse then the hangover and then to top it off you wake up to find that person sleeping beside you...(*WARNING: This person might be or is your neighbour*) ....DO NOT DRINK this diesel fuel flavoured Malt Liquor. **IT MAKES YOU DO BAD THINGS !** 5/10 (only because this is Canadian and 10% and whore cheap) Ginufine |
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| Olde English 800: You can tell they've put some serious extra cheap sugar in here...but this is the Original Malt Liquor...and what can you say when Eazy-E refers to it as his favorite Malt....It's a classic...but I've tried it twice and thrown up both times. 6/10 Ginufine |
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| Colt 45: I know Colt 45 is a classic...but has anyone ever thought about why it's called Colt 45....Colt 45 is a gun....that combined with it's gangsta appeal and relative smoothness...YO another thing,.....these use to come in 45oz...thats nuts ...it's a classic.....but unfortnately it's $3.95 for 8%...it's decent...but i'd rather put back some St-Ides and pay the extra 50 cents for a smoother more appealing Malt. 7.5/10 Ginufine |
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| Black Bull: Wow ...Ok in the great words of "The Living Legend"...Black Bull tastes like 8%...but hits uou liek a 10%...$3.95.....this is bar none the best value in Malt Liquor...It's still a ruff when you consider how smooth tasting some other brands are...but so far...compared to what Black Bull has come up against....the verdict is in....Give em' the Crown. 9.5/10 Ginufine |
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| Mongoose: What the hell is this...ok i'll admit...I didn't eat all day, and I was kinda feeling it, but honestly it tastes almost as bad as Lucky Force 10. This beer is 8% and the can costs $3.95...that's expenive for malt liquor....and I can still taste that corn after taste it left in my mouth, definitely not recommended unless your gonna buy 2 cans, but then your paying like 8 bucks, you are better off buying Black Bull, or taking the $3.95 and spending it on a blowjob from your best friends mother...and don't say it can't be done...because it has been 4.5/10 Ginufine |
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| Crest Super Strength: Although it is 10%...this tastes terrible.....it's $2.00 for 500ml...and honestly...if it was $2.00 for 50 000ml I still wouldnt buy this...it just tastes so bad.....damn nasty....picture Lucky Force 10...add the nastiest tasting pussy..then with a side order of puke....there u go...Crest Super Strength! 2.5/10 Ginufine |
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