::Yamazaki's Lies::
::Yamazaki's Lies::
Okay... You can tell I was bored...
Most of these are from the manga, 'cause I can't remember the ones from the anime very well. So, the ones from the anime might not be the exact words that Yamazaki said. Oh yeah, the notes on the bottom are my thoughts about his lie.
Yamazaki - Did you know Emperor Penguins grow up to be five feet eight inches tall?
Chiharu - You're lying again, Yamazaki.
Yamazaki - It's the truth! When they say emperor you know they have to be big. The biggest ever sighted was over nine feet.
Notes: I love this one!! Well, it's sorta 'cause I love penguins and also 'cause people get really annoyed when Ash and I say this to them once every day. Except that we say "Did you know Emperor Penguins grow up to be nine feet tall?". My sister just loves me saying that to her all the time!
Yamazaki - Don't you know? Badminton is a proper dueling sport that dates back to ancient Rome. The person who loses is in really deep trouble.
Notes: I really like this one too! Not the lie exactly, but what Syaoran does after! *SNAP* I love that picture!
Yamazaki - Charms began in China, where they'd take a good luck charm and seal it in a bag.
Sakura - Really?
Naoko - Sounds like the truth this time.
Chiharu - Just wait.
Yamazaki - The ancient seals were incredibly big. They were about 10 yards long. They were so hard to carry around that they made big bags for them.
Sakura - But even if you folded something that size, wouldn't it still be big?
Yamazaki - Yup! So the bags were also big and everyone had to drag them around.
Syaoran - I've never heard of that!
Notes: *gasp* Syaoran wasn't fooled! *faints*