| Patty's List |
| Crown Prince Abdullah Jean-Bertrand Aristide Muhammed Ali Woody Allen Yasser Arafat Abdul Aziz al-Hakim Bob Barker Yogi Berra Chuck Berry Osama bin Laden David Blaine Robert Blake Michael Bloomberg Marlon Brando Mel Brooks James Brown Gary Busey Barbara Bush George Bush George W. Bush Red Buttons Johnny Carson Jimmy Carter Fidel Castro Boris Yeltsin |
| Dick Cheney Gary Coleman Sean Connery Rodney Dangerfield Kirk Douglas Robert Downey Jr. Bob Dylan Peter Falk 50 Cent Larry Flynt Gerald Ford George Foreman Muammar Qaddafi John Goodman Hugh Hefner Jesse Helms Charlton Heston Whitney Houston Saddam Hussein Ja Rule Magic Johnson Ted Kennedy Kim Jong Il Ralph Kiner Gene Wilder |
| B.B. King Jack Klugman Evel Knievel Robby Knievel Don Knotts Johnny Knoxville David Letterman Jerry Lewis Art Linklater Courtney Love John Madden Karl Malden Charles Manson John Mellencamp Liza Minelli Husni Mubarrak Robert Mugabe Pervez Musharraf Mullah Omar Ozzy Osbourne Sharon Osbourne P. Diddy Jack Palance Bill Parcells Adam West |
| Scott Peterson Augusto Pinochet Richard Pryor Pope J.P. II Tony Randall Ronald Reagan Nancy Reagan Kieth Richards Phil Rizzuto Mickey Rooney Horatio Sans Ariel Sharon Ringo Starr Martha Stewart Jerry Stiller Julia Sweeney Charles Taylor Liz Taylor Ed Asner Mike Tyson Alvaro Uribe Abe Vigoda Kurt Vonnegut John Walker Scott Weiland |
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| "Lucy Liu? Puh-leeze!" |