| Marc's List |
| 1. Charltohn Heston 2. Robert Downey Jr. 3. Abe Vigoda 4. Ronald Reagan 5. Elizabeth Taylor 6. Scott Weiland 7. P Diddy 8. 50 Cent 9. David Blaine 10. Dalai Lama 11. Chuck Berry 12. BB King 13. Richard Pryor 14. David Letterman 15. Jimmy Page 16. Gerald Ford 17. George Martin 18. George Clinton 19. Les Paul 20. Liza Minelli 21. Joan Rivers 22. Gary Busey 23. Frank Gifford 24. Jackie Mason 25. Jack Klugman 26. Evil Knievel 27. Robbie Knievel 28. Jack Palance 29. Phil Rizzuto 30. Yogi Berra 31. Nancy Reagan 32. Suge Knight 33. Courtney Love |
| 67. Marilyn Manson 68. Nick Nolte 69. Barbara Bush 70. Magic Johnson 71. Jerry Stiller 72. George Carlin 73. Malachy McCourt 74. Sharon Osbourne 75. Slash 76. Axl Rose 77. Oliver Stone 78. Francis Ford Coppola 79. Ingmar Bergman 80. Tom Snyder 81. Ruth Buzzi 82. Jackie Martling 83. Ted Kennedy 84. Tony Bennett 85. Whitney Houston 86. Marv Levy 87. Ralph Wilson 88. Peter O'Toole 89. George Bush Sr. 90. Jack Nicholson 91. James Garner 92. Tom Bosley 93. Charles Manson 94. Lucianno Pavarotti 95. Peter Fonda 96. Regis Philbin 97. Queen Elizabeth 98. Aretha Franklin 99. Keith Richards 100. Dick Cheney |
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| 34. John Lee Malvo 35. James Earl Jones 36. Tony Randall 37. John Muhammed 38. Hunter S. Thompson 39. David Crosby 40. Cris Kirkwood 41. Ernest Borgnine 42. Osama bin Laden 43. Hamid Karzai 44. Phil Lesh 45. Mullah Omar Mohammed 46. Robert Altman 47. Rudy Guliani 48. Andy Dick 49. Al Sharpton 50. Angela Lansbury 51. Phyllis Diller 52. Macauly Culkin 53. Walter Cronkite 54. Mike Wallace 55. Ed Bradley 56. Andy Rooney 57. Kirk Douglas 58. Johnny Carson 59. Ed McMahon 60. Bob Barker 61. Dick Clark 62. James Brown 63. Phil Spector 64. Master P 65. John Goodman 66. Muhammed Ali |
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| "We'll see who has a farmer's tan now" |