| Dillon's list |
| Kirk Douglas Michael Jackson President Aristide Scott Weiland Liza Minelli Nancy Reagan Osama bin Laden Mullah Omar Ayman Al Zawahiri Dick Cheney Robert Downey Jr. Snoop Dogg Suge Knight Evil Kneivel Jason Mewes Zacharius Moussai Sammy "The Bull" Gravano |
| Marlon Brando Walter Cronkite Stephen Hawking Anna Nicole Smith Roy Horn John Lee Malvo Jake LaMotta Nelson Mandela John Muhammed Gerald Ford Pope John Paul II Queen Elizabeth Aretha Franklin Phil Spector Saddam Hussein Jim Marshall Billy Preston Richard Reid Harvet Corman Rodney Dangerfield Bob Barker Annette Funicello Leif Garrett Yassar Arafat David Lee Roth Sam Snead Rip Taylor Abe Vigoda Alan Alda Sandra Dee Garrett Morris Ernest Borgnine Jack Klugman |
| Augusto Pinochet Joseph Barbara Mickey Rooney Carol Burnett Johnny Oates Charlton Heston Julia Childs Scott Peterson Al Lewis Rosa Parks Billy Graham Bobby Brown Jimmy Carter David Crosby James Brown Trini Lopez Pervez Mushareef Hamid Karzi Ozzy Osbourne Elizabeth Taylor Gloria Vanderbilt George Clinton Dorris Day Jack LaLane Estee Lauder George Martin Freddie Blassie Vaclav Havel James Doohan Don Adams Gary Busey Jan Michael Vincent Freddy Fender |
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| Muhammed Ali James Garner Keith Richards Ron Reagan Gene Wilder Richard Pryor Boris Yeltsin Fidel Castro Jerry Lewis Harry Morgan Eric Idle Courtney Love John Vukovich Christopher Reeve Jesse Helms Andy Dick Tony Dow |
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| "A-ROD, A-ROD, A-ROD..." |