Yo Mama's So....

Yo mama's like a birthday cake, everybody gets a piece.
Yo mama's like Burger King... Your way, right away.
Yo mama's like a bungee cord... 100 dollars for 30 seconds and if that rubber breaks, your ass is dead.
Yo mama's like a squirrel, she's always got some nuts in her mouth.
Yo mama's like a Snickers bar, packed with nuts.
Yo mama's like 7-Eleven... open all night, hot to go, and for 89 cents you can get a slurpy.
Yo mama's like a hardware store, 25 cents a screw.
Yo mama's like Humpty Dumpty... first she gets humped, then she gets dumped.
Yo mama's like the Bermuda Triangle, they both swallow a lot of seamen.
Yo mama's like the new AOL 4.0: Fun, fast, easy and free!
Yo mama's like a nickel, she ain't worth a dime.
Yo mama's like a fine restaurant, she only takes deliveries in the rear.
Yo mama's like a Mr. Bucket, balls are always popping out of her mouth.
Yo mama's like a Mr. Bucket, I can always put my balls in her mouth.
Yo mama's like a chicken coop, cocks fly in and out all day.
Yo mama's like a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, there's no wrong way to eat her.
Yo mama's like a streetlamp, you can find her turned on at night on any street corner.
Yo mama's like a telephone booth, open to the public, costs a quarter, and guys go in and out all day.
Yo mama's like a library, open to the public.
Yo mama's like a Chinese restaurant, $4.95 all you can eat.
Yo mama's like an ATM, open 24 hours.
Yo mama's like Discover card, she gives cash back.
Yo mama's like a basketball hoop, everybody gets a shot.
Yo mama's like a microwave, one button and she's hot.
Yo mama's like speakers, loud, ugly, lives in a box, and you can turn her up, down, on, and off.
Yo mama's like a mail box, open day and night.
Yo mama's like a bag of potato chips, "Free-To-Lay."
Yo mama's like a turtle, once she's on her back she's fucked.
Yo mama's like a championship ring, everybody puts a finger in her.
Yo mama's like a paper towel, she picks up all kinds of slimy wet stuff.
Yo mama's like a bowling ball... round, heavy, and you can fit three fingers in.
Yo mama's like a bowling ball, she always winds up in the gutter.
Yo mama's like the sun, look at her too long and you'll go blind.
Yo mama's like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered, thrown down the gutter, and she still comes back for more.
Yo mama's like cheap liquor, tastes like shit.
Yo mama's like a bus, guys climb on and off her all day long.
Yo mama's like a bubble gum machine, 5 cents a blow.
Yo mama's like a fan, she's always blowing someone.
Yo mama's like Bazooka Joe, 5 cents a blow.
Yo mama's like a Christmas tree, everybody hangs balls on her.
Yo mama's like school at 3 o'clock... children keep coming out and nobody can remember all the fathers.
Yo mama's like a door knob, everybody gets a turn.
Yo mama's like Dominoes Pizza, something for nothing.
Yo mama's like Dominoes Pizza, one call does it all.
Yo mama's like Pizza Hut, if she isn't there in 30 minutes... it's free.
Yo mama's like Blockbuster Video, everyone goes home happy.
Yo mama's like Sprint, 10 cents a minute anywhere in the country.
Yo mama's like a carpenter's dream, flat as a board and easy to nail.
Yo mama's like a gas station... you gotta pay before you pump.
Yo mama's like a goalie: she changes her pads after three periods.
Yo mama's like a light switch, even a little kid can turn her on.
Yo mama's like a telephone, even a 3 year old can pick her up.
Yo mama's like a postage stamp, you lick her, stick her, then send her away.
Yo mama's like a dollar bill, she gets handled all across the country.
Yo mama's like a brick, dirty, flat on both sides, and always getting laid by Mexicans.
Yo mama's like a race car driver... she burns a lot of rubbers.
Yo mama's like a railroad track, she gets laid all over the country.
Yo mama's like a screen door, after a couple of bangs she loosens up.
Yo mama's like a shotgun, one cock and she blows.
Yo mama's like a shotgun, two cocks and she's loaded.
Yo mama's like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods.
Yo mama's like a Toyota, "OOooh what a feeling!"
Yo mama's like a Toyota, "I love what she does for me!"
Yo mama's like a TV, even a 2 year old could turn her on.
Yo mama's like a vacuum cleaner... a real good suck.
Yo mama's like a vacuum cleaner... she sucks, blows, and then gets laid in the closet.
Yo mama's like a tube of Pringles, once you pop, you can't stop.
Yo mama's like an ice cream cone... everyone gets a lick.
Yo mama's like a 5 foot tall basketball hoop, it ain't that hard to score.
Yo mama's like a Ford Pinto, she blows after she gets banged in the rear.
Yo mama's like the Panama Canal, vessels full of seamen pass through her everyday.
Yo mama's like a refridgerator, everyone puts their meat in her.
Yo mama's like cake mix, 15 servings per package!
Yo mama's like an elevator, guys go up and down on her all day.
Yo mama's like a window, always open.
Yo mama's like Denny's... open 24 hours.
Yo mama's like McDonalds... Billions and Billions served.
Yo mama's like McDonalds... over 5 billion served world wide.
Yo mama's like McDonalds... What you want is what you get.
Yo mama's like peanut butter: brown, creamy, and easy to spread.
Yo mama's like mustard, she spreads easy.
Yo mama's like a pool table, she likes balls in her pocket.
Yo mama's like a parking garage, three bucks and you're in.
Yo mama's like a tricycle, she's easy to ride.
Yo mama's like the Pillsbury dough boy - everybody pokes her.
Yo mama's like lettuce, 25 cents a head.
Yo mama's like a moped, everyone rides her but they won't admit it.
Yo mama likes to applaud, 'cause she's got clap
Yo mama's arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.
Yo mama's afro is so big, when the bitch got in my car everyone thought I had tinted windows.
Yo mama is so dyslexic, when I told her to go get the Head and Shoulders, she jumped on my shoulders and gave me head.
Yo mama's ankles are so ashy, it looks like she's wearing socks.
Yo mama's breath is so stank, we don't know whether she needs gum or toilet paper.
Yo mama's breath is so stank, you can smell it over the phone.
Yo mama's breath is so stank, when she yawns her teeth duck.
Yo mama's breath is so stank, she eats odor eaters.
Yo mama's family is so ugly, people come to your house to see a freak show.
Yo mama's family is so ugly, her photo album has warning labels on it.
Yo mama's family is so ugly, when they sit down for dinner it looks like the bar room scene from Star Wars.
Yo mama's butt is so bony, she put her drawers on and cut them in two.
Yo mama's butt is so big, it looks like 2 pigs fighting over milk duds.
Yo mama's butt cheeks are so big, even Moses couldn't part them.
Yo mama's feet are so big and nasty, when she wants jam, she gets someone to run a loaf of bread between her toes.
Yo mama's feet so big, her sneakers need license plates.
Yo mama's ass is so big, its got more crack than Mayor Marion Barry.
Yo mama's ass is so big, she takes up 5 rows of seats in the theater.
Yo mama's ass is so big, she bent over and got arrested for selling crack.
Yo mama's forehead's so big, you could show slides on it.
Yo mama's mouth is so big, she speaks in surround sound.
Yo mama's gums are so black, she spits Chocolate Milk.
Yo mama's neck is so wrinkled, she can grate cheese on it.
Yo mama's gums are so black, she spits Yoo Hoo.
Yo mama's hair is so short, she don't get finger waves, she gets finger prints.
Yo mama's hair is unbeweavable.
Yo mama's hair is so nappy, it looks like an aerial view of the million man march. Look! There goes Farrakhan!
Yo mama's hair is so nappy, she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.
Yo mama's hair is so nappy, she uses a rake to comb it.
Yo mama's hair is nappier than a goats ass.
Yo mama's hair is so nappy, when she combs her hair her teeth bleed.
Yo mama's hair is so nappy, even Moses couldn't part it.
Yo mama's hair is so nappy, her comb had to get dentures.
Yo mama's head is so big, she has to go around the corner to change her mind.
Yo mama's hair has so much mousse in it, it could deflect bullets.
Yo mama's head is so big, she has to wash her hair at Niagara falls.
Yo mama's head is so big, it shows up on radar.
Yo mama's head is so big, when she tries to tie her shoes, the bitch flips over.
Yo mama's head is so big, she don't have dreams, she has movies.
Yo mama's head is so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.
Yo mama's head is so little, she could wear fruit loops as head rags.
Yo mama's head is so small, she got her ear pierced and died.
Yo mama's head is so small, she uses a tea bag for a pillow.
Yo mama's hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.
Yo mama's legs are like Jif, easy to spread.
Yo mama's a blind bird-watcher.
Yo mama's legs are so hairy if she had fur coat & a banana they'd stick her back in the zoo.
Yo mama's legs are so white, they'd disintegrate Dracula.
Yo mama's lips are so big, that ChapStick had to invent a spray.
Yo mama's lips are so big, she uses Mop & Glow for lipstick.
Yo mama's lips are so big, when you smile you wet your hair.
Yo mama's lips are so big, when she smiles she gets ChapStick on her ears.
Yo mama is so horny, she puts a dollar over her head and says "All you can eat, under a dollar!"
Yo mama is so horny, she maintains a personal relationship with the Energizer bunny.
Yo mama's tits are so small, she had to tattoo "front" on her chest.
Yo mama's jaw is so strong, she can blow bubbles in Now-'N-Laters.
Yo mama's so dirty, she has to creep up on bath water.
Yo mama's so dirty, she tried to take a bath and the water jumped out and said "I'll wait."
Yo mama's so dirty, she uses her dirty clothes as a weapon.
Yo mama's so dirty, she loses weight in the shower.
Yo mama's so dirty, she gets ring around the collar when she wears tank tops.
Yo mama's so dirty, even Swamp Thing told the bitch to shower.
Yo mama's so dirty, the US Government uses her bath water for chemical weapons.

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