Yo Mama's So....
| Yo mama's got a 4 dollar weave and don't know when to leave. |
| Yo mama's got 1 leg longer than other and they call her call her hip hop. |
| Yo mama's got 1 toe & 1 knee and they call her Tony. |
| Yo mama's got 3 toes and 3 knees and they call her Toni Tone Tony. |
| Yo mama's got a wait problem, she can't wait to eat. |
| Yo mama's got an eating disorder, she be eating dis order, dat order, she be eating all the damn orders! |
| Yo mama only got one finger and runs around stealing key rings. |
| Yo mama's got Play-Doh teeth. |
| Yo mama's got sideburns on her tits. |
| Yo mama's got a bald head with a part and sideburns. |
| Yo mama's got a metal afro with rusty sideburns. |
| Yo mama's got an afro with a turn signal. |
| Yo mama's got 3 tongues and talks like this, like this, like this. |
| Yo mama's got a wheelchair with 5-Star rims and a clutch. |
| Yo mama's got a peanut butter wig with jelly sideburns. |
| Yo mama's got a leather wig with suede sideburns. |
| Yo mama's got an eagle's nest wig. |
| Yo mama's got a wooden leg with termites. |
| Yo mama's got a wooden leg with advertisements stapled to it. |
| Yo mama's got a wooden leg with a kickstand on it. |
| Yo mama's got a wooden leg with a real foot. |
| Yo mama's got a pegleg with a kickstand. |
| Yo mama's got a wooden leg with an owl's nest in it. |
| Yo mama's got a wooden leg with branches. |
| Yo mama's got everything a man could want. |
| Yo mama's got an afro with a chin strap! |
| Yo mama's got hair on her tongue and she gargles with curl activator. |
| Yo mama's got fake hair, fake eyes and fake nails talkin' bout she wants a real man. |
| Yo mama got hit upside the head with an ugly stick. |
| Yo mama's got more chins than a Chinese phone book. |
| Yo mama's got more crust than bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken. |
| Yo mama's got more weave than a dog in traffic. |
| Yo mama's got so much weave, when a fly goes by her hair swats at it. |
| Yo mama's got so much dandruff, she needs to defrost it before she combs her hair. |
| Yo mama's got so much weave, AT&T uses her extensions as backup lines. |
| Yo mama's got no arms or legs and when she goes swimmin' they call her Bob. |
| Yo mama's got no fingers talking bout how she wanted to be with the Pointer Sisters. |
| Yo mama's got no fingers talking bout how she's gonna press charges. |
| Yo mama's got two fingers and she's a representative for world piece. |
| Yo mama's got no neck talkin' 'bout how she's all choked up. |
| Yo mama's got one ear, talking bout she wants to hear both sides of the story. |
| Yo mama's got no ears and was trying on sunglasses. |
| Yo mama's got one eye, one leg, one arm and one knee and they call her UNO. |
| Yo mama's got one arm and they call her Armondo. |
| Yo mama's got one eye on the right and she's talkin' bout' "Make this left." |
| Yo mama's got one eye and one leg and they call her IHOP. |
| Yo mama's got one leg talkin' bout "Ain't no half steppin." |
| Yo mama's got one leg and people call her Ilene. |
| Yo mama's got snakeskin teeth. |
| Yo mama's got shark teeth. |
| Yo mama's got one tooth in front and one in the back talkin' `bout "Give me a bite." |
| Yo mama's got so many gaps in her teeth it looks like piano keys. |
| Yo mama's got a glass eye with a fish in it. |
| Yo mama's got a glass eye with a shade. |
| Yo mama's got a glass eye talkin' bout she can see clearly now. |
| Yo mama's got a glass tooth with your fourth grade picture in it. |
| Yo mama's got an electric wig with a sunroof and opera lights. |
| Yo mama's got so many rings around belly she's gotta screw her underwear on. |
| Yo mama's got so many teeth missing, it looks like her tongue is in jail. |
| Yo mama's got no arms and they call her Armando. |
| Yo mama's got so much hair under her arms, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock. |
| Yo mama's got three fingers and a banjo. |
| Yo mama's got three fingers and runs around stealing bowling balls. |
| Yo mama's got three fingers talkin' bout "Gimme five." |
| Yo mama's got a long sleeved bra. |
| Yo mama's got ingrown nipples. |
| Yo mama's got a wooden nipple and they call her Corky. |
| Yo mama's got three teeth... one in her mouth and two in her pocket. |
| Yo mama's got two wooden legs and one is on backward. |
| Yo mama ain't got no arms talkin' `bout "I'm hangin' in there." |
| Yo mama ain't got no arms talkin' `bout "Raise the roof!" |
| Yo mama ain't got no arms talkin' `bout pointing me in the right direction. |
| Yo mama ain't got no eyes talkin' bout "I'm lookin' forward to it." |
| Yo mama ain't got no eyes talkin' bout "I see what you mean." |
| Yo mama ain't got no ears talkin' bout "I hear ya." |
| Yo mama's got no ears talkin' bout "I don't want to hear it." |
| Yo mama's got a glass leg with Kool-Aid in it. |
| Yo mama's got a glass leg and uses Windex for lotion. |
| Yo mama ain't got no fingers talkin' bout "Oh snap." |
| Yo mama ain't got no toes and she bought a pair of sandals. |
| Yo mama's got a pair of high top flip flops. |
| Yo mama's got summer teeth... summer in her mouth and summer in her pocket. |
| Yo mama ain't got no legs talkin' bout "I ain't gonna stand for this." |
| Yo mama ain't got no legs talkin' bout how she used to kick it. |
| Yo mama ain't got no legs talkin' bout how she's gonna run for president. |
| Yo mama ain't got no legs talkin' bout how she's running things. |
| Yo mama ain't got no legs and you bought her a bike. |
| Yo mama ain't got no legs talkin' bout how she's gonna get the new Jordans. |
| Yo mama's got no legs and tried out for track. |
| Yo mama's got more crack than Harlem. |
| Yo mama has the whitest teeth I've ever come across. |
| Yo mama has one arm and swims in circles. |
| Yo mama has one leg and swims in circles. |
| Yo mama has one arm and when she fights, the announcer says "She throws a right, a right, and another right." |
| Yo mama has so many fat rolls that she has to screw her pants on. |
| Yo mama has 10 fingers - all on the same hand. |
| Yo mama has 3 eyes and they call her "Eye-eye-eye." |
| Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. |
| Yo mama's has wooden tits and breast feeds beavers. |
| Yo mama has a `fro with landing lights. |
| Yo mama has a short leg and walks in circles. |
| Yo mama has a moustache and they call her Bob. |
| Yo mama has a wooden afro with an "X" carved in the back. |
| Yo mama has green hair and thinks she's a tree. |
| Yo mama has no legs, no arms, and no eyes but she's still the one for me. |
| Yo mama has no arms and bought a vest. |
| Yo mama has one tooth and they call her Drill-Bit. |
| Yo mama has one tooth and they call her Chopper One. |
| Yo mama has one ear and a burnt potato chip. |
| Yo mama has so much wax in her ears, I stuck a Q-Tip in and pulled out a Sugar Daddy. |
| Yo mama has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you're saying. |
| Yo mama has one hand and a Clapper. |
| Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle. |
| Yo mama has one short arm and can't applaud. |
| Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it. |
| Yo mama has so much hair on her chest, her tits look like coconuts. |
| Yo mama has so much dandruff, a fly landed on her head and said "Damn, I haven't seen this much snow in years." |
| Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles her mouth looks like its throwin' up gang signs. |
| Yo mama's teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice. |
| Yo mama's got one tooth and people call her chomper. |
| Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles it looks like her tongue is in jail. |
| Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, she needs a map to find her tongue. |
| Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, she uses them to cut chain at the hardware store. |
| Yo mama's gold tooth is so fake, her whole mouth turned green. |
| Yo mama's got two gold teeth, one says 24k and the other says "Believe that shit if you want to." |
| Yo mama's teeth look like Honey Smacks. |
| Yo mama's teeth are so ugly, she got pulled over for not having dental insurance. |
| When I looked at Yo mama's teeth, I didn't know whether to smile or to kick a field goal. |
| Yo mama's teeth are so black, it looks like she's been eatin' coal. |
| Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she has to brush them with a butter knife. |
| Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter. |
| Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she can butter a whole loaf of bread. |
| Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she slows down traffic when she smiles. |
| Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she drinks water it turns into lemonade. |
| Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she looks like she got a job taste testing butter scotch. |
| Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when God said "Let there be light", he told her to smile. |
| Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth her eyes light up. |
| Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she walked into a church, everybody said "I see the light!" |
| Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, crows fly down and pick at them like it was corn. |
| Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, Dorothy and Toto thought it was the Yellow Brick Road. |
| Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiled, Dorothy made it to OZ. |
| Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she spits butter. |
| Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she looks like a cheeseburger. |
| Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she's got more gold than Fort Knox. |
| Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, you'd think she's been blowin' the Simpsons. |
| Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she looks like she's got a Twinkie in her mouth. |
| Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles it looks like a Kraft Singles pack. |
| Yo mama's teeth are so nasty, they make Yuck Mouth afraid of the cavity creeps. |
| Yo mama's teeth are so big, when she sneezed she bit a hole in her chest. |
| Yo mama's teeth are so big, her dentist charges her by the tooth. |
| Yo mama's teeth are so big, it looks like her mom had an affair with Mr. Ed. |
| Yo mama's teeth are so big, I thought they were piano keys. |
| Yo mama's missing so many teeth, you can play checkers on her mouth. |
| Yo mama's so toothless, it took her an hour to eat minute rice. |
| Yo mama's so toothless, when she couldn't eat an apple, she just gummed it to death. |
| Yo mama's got snakeskin teeth. |
| Yo mama's got shark teeth. |
| Yo mama's got one tooth in front and one in the back talkin' `bout "Give me a bite." |
| Yo mama's got so many gaps in her teeth it looks like piano keys. |
| Yo mama's teeth are so big and gapped, I could run hurdles with them. |
| Yo mama's teeth are so gapped, bitch has to floss with a garden hose. |
| Yo mama's teeth are so gapped, her front tooth says "Next tooth one mile." |
| Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, she has to suck my dick sideways. |
| Yo mama's got so many teeth missing, it looks like her tongue is in jail. |
| Yo mama's got three teeth... one in her mouth and two in her pocket. |
| Yo mama's got summer teeth... summer in her mouth and summer in her pocket. |