WordSmith Top Ten
Top Ten Reasons to Transfer from Smith
10. Would rather stay at home and dig 97.1�s oldies format.
9. Flunked Ebonics.
8. Tired of servile students giving so much respect to teachers.
7. Mr. Williams too imperious.
6. Home room meets too often.
5. Couldn�t find etymology of prom in dictionary.
4. Cafeteria food too healthy.
3. State of the art bell.
2. Elevator always broken.
1. Job parking cars during ACC Tournament too alluring.
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