All my friends say I like to procrastinate
My mom carried me until I was two
I thought what's the hurry not yet time for school
2001 I read the book "1984"
To find what to expect of my neighbor next door
Now it's too late I'll make up words tomorrow
And sing this song if I don't procrastinate
It took me five years to read my first novel
How could I know I could have heard it on cassette
I forgot my girlfriend at the Chinese buffet
Had to finish my last game of Gorf at the arcade
I told my parents I'd stay until I was 20
They moved out when I was 28
I sit trying to figure why I procrastinate
Find myself procrastinating how to procrastinate