| Bad Monkey |
| WARNING: THESE LYRICS ARE REALLY STUPID AND NAUSEATING!!! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!!! Walking through the zoo, feeling cool in my new shoes With my friend since about 10 but it was late Had to say "goodbye mate" gonna see the primates before I go But that was a big mistake So I got myself a diet soda placed the order But there was a strange odor coming down the way Made it to the primate section but to my perplexion Insurrection of the monkeys saying: ooh oot ooh oot ooh oot Everyone was diving for cover under mother under brother Under anyone bigger than the other Stoned monkeys throwing feces at me Feces in my hair feces everywhere Feces on the cameras of the tourists They're all screaming "discount" and they're acting so furious Got a slip slide monkey laughing at us, he shat us through the lattice Are you satisfied monkey? ooh oot ooh oot ooh oot No monkey that's a bad monkey clocked the little bastard That's the last turd I mastered you like a fast erd shrew I sneaked up on ya like I work for Tonya but you wont skate from that Acting like I'm all that cheers erupt from the gate but it's too late Guards gonna flayer-hate on a cracker tracker on my tail But I wont go to jail hop the rail but I'm home free Yet I hear the other monkeys taunting as I flee ooh oot ooh oot ooh oot I'll get you monkey! |
| Words by Dale Skutt Music by D6 |