My Dominant told me, To always say please
And if you want something, get down on your knees

My Dominant told me, To act real polite
And I got rewarded, With bondage all night

My Dominant told me, To always say Sir
But once I said Mistress, And boy did it hurt!

Now I've learned my lesson, I'm always real nice
And if you believe me, You better think twice!

Bind bind bind your sub, tie her up real tight...
Clamp her nipples, spank her ass, she's a lovely sight...

{tune of "My Favourite Things" as sung
by Mary Martin in the Sound of Music}

Floggers on bottoms and tight corset cinches
St. Andrews crosses and nipple clamp pinches
Breasts bound so tightly with red velvet strings
These are a few of my favourite things.

Subbies who dance for their Dominant’s pleasure
Tautly suspended by cuffs made of leather
Anticipating the riding crop’s stings
These are a few of my favourite things

When the Dom bites
When the quirt stings
Shhh…don’t make Him mad
I simply remember my favourite things
And then I won’t be so bad

Blindfolds wrapped tightly to heighten my senses
That scared little thrill when my Dominant tenses
Teeth tugging sharply on pierced nipple rings
These are a few of my favourite things

When the Dom bites
When the quirt stings
Shhh…don’t make Him mad
I simply remember my favourite things
And then I won’t be so bad.