I SEE YOU
AUTHOR'S NOTE: *BLARGH* I finally found it, the worst poem ever known to man. I'm including it because I think it's hilarious, now. This was published in some sort of local kiddie poetry newspaper thingie and I KNOW they got part of it wrong, like a misspelling or something; probably my name, knowing those idiots. Well, enjoy, but don't cough up a lung.
I see the sea. I see a boat in the sea. I see you in the boat in the sea. You are waving to me. So is the sea. I see the plain. I see a plane flying above the plain. I see you in the plane. You are not plain. You are special to me. I like you, and you like me. I see the school. I see you in the school. I do work, and so do you. That's why we go to the school. We also go to the school To learn to like each other. But we liked each other naturally.
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